This Is CNN

11 Replies to “This Is CNN”

1. Dr. Stubbs is a specialist in Toronto who can help you “externalize” more of your asset if it is determined that the need is pressing.
   Well, not without you getting very involved as well, pulling your own weight is a very important contribution to the entire team effort.
   At least so I have heard.

2. Has anyone thought to repurpose that apple/banana ad from CNN in the context of the transgender debate?

3. You are correct….. this IS CNN.

4. “…After four weeks of recovery, Asdourian was able to urinate on his own…”

   Indeed. … on his own

5. The (terrible) mediocrity is the message.

6. Dr. Wang performed a Dick correction, and Sally was his ASSistant

7. Went to a high school dance with a banana stuffed down in my tight pants for effect.
   Came home and it had been squashed.

   Very Embarrassing.

8. I knew a woman who operated the early word processing machines made by Wang. She told everyone she was a trained Wang manipulator.

   1. Back in the day when women weren’t … triggered … by a Wang.

      Me? I’ve always believed that Happiness is a Warm Gun: “… when I feel my finger on your trigger, I know … nobody can do me no harm … Happiness is a Warm Gun … yeah”

      1. Bang, bang, shoot, shoot!

9. there was a medical doctor [used to?] do a piece in the st catharines standard. pseudonym was . . . . well, this was 30 yrs ago ah, yes, ‘Gifford Jones’. anyways, one of them was in regard to the fractured penis condition. back then my stiffy once gave a ‘click’ it was so hard.
   not bragging or complaining . . . .