11 Replies to “Invasion of the “Conservathots””

  1. Where in Cappy vents because a girl sold more books than he did….
    Cappy Dear, you are smart but sometimes I have difficulty listening to you and reading your stuff.
    You mention their tits…don’t you use your arrogance and a foul mouth to ‘sell’?

  2. I am beginning to understand, that people who use the terms “cuck” and “beta” don’t actually have an argument. It is just your run of the mill logical fallacy, ad hominem, to quoque, straw man, stuff.
    Cause if they had a logical argument to make, they could make it without name calling.

  3. Sex sells. And if sex sells conservatism then why the Hell not? If the conservative girls are better looking than the liberal girls (they usuallly are) then young brain dead males will become conservative in the hope that they can have sex with them. All the old farts are already conservative.

  4. I’ll save everybody from actually having to read this and summarize:
    “A pretty girl sold more books than me because she’s pretty! WAAAHHHHHHHH!”
    For someone who likes to project a “tough guy who doesn’t care what people think” kind of image, he seems desperately, pathetically bitter towards women.

  5. “I am beginning to understand, that people who use the terms “cuck” and “beta” don’t actually have an argument.”
    No….the people that are being described as “cucks” and “betas” aren’t worth wasting a good argument on.

  6. If you’re not capable of seeing the similarity between “Trudeau got elected because he had good hair and took good selfies” and “These media personalities are popular because they are attractive young women”, then you are who the Captain is ranting about.

  7. Other than Tucker Carlson and Stuart Varney … I ONLY watch the HOT conservative Babes on Fox.
    Sandra Smith! Soooo Hottt … want to touch her heiny … That’s ASSAULT brotha!
    Katie Pavlich! OMG … I’m in love! Oh to be 35 years younger … I might just have to stalk her. As I tell my wife, Katie is one of “my people” … why? Because she has has small-teeth … delicate … and a beautiful smirky-smile. Whenever I see her … It moves! It MOVED! It MOVES!!!!
    Sorry Cap’n. I am not “transitioning” into some sexual confusion that would cause me to read conservative MEN’s books. If I am going to a conservative book signing … you gotta have a vag. and an adorable smile … then, I’ll hang on your every word.

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