Sharia Barbie

19 Replies to “Sharia Barbie”

1. Does it come anatomically correct with butchered genitalia, or will the doll need to be sent overseas to have this modification performed? Also…will there be a Ken doll and, if so, will it come with a goat?

2. It will be interesting to see how many they sell, we may never know.

3. And stay tuned for a limited edition Child Bride Barbie.

4. that would be six year old child bride.

5. And Acid Burned Barbie, and Buried Up To Her Neck Stoned Barbie, and for an accessory, the car she isn’t allowed tondrive.

6. Maybe their next doll will be Jihadi Ken…. suicide vest and cargo van sold separately.
   BTW, anyone know if Mattel EVER did a Christian Barbie or Jewish Barbie? If not, how come they are guided by such bigoted “religionism”?
   Good grief, these types of people seem to hate America sooo much, they even consider abusive foreign religions from distant lands as superior.

7. I see bacon scented fingerprints in Barbie’s future……..

8. Do you blame Mattel? The people having the most kids are Muslims. I predict a “Jihad Joe” (ie. a GI Joe with a kafiyeh, prayer mat and explosive vest) in the near future.

9. Mattel is simply getting into multiculturalism and where to start than with young children. It will help soften the blow in Canada when we have Sharia law.

10. Great suggestions above.
    How about adding a Ken doll wearing orange coveralls and a detachable head to the lineup?

11. Never let her out of the box, it is made of acid resistant materials to keep her safe. Never beat her with an iron rod because it will mar her plastic skin. Make sure Ken is with her at all times. If she must be honor killed, do not burn her as that will harm the planet, use a claw hammer to pulverize her instead.

12. So what happens when she inevitably dates western Ken? Can we sink the Barbie car in the Rideau canal with her in the trunk to preserve her honour?

13. I also understand that THIS Barbie Doll’s clothes are NOT removable … the Allah-approved welding suit is permanently glued to the doll. This to prevent any “liberated” Western child from putting a bikini on Islamic-heroine Barbie. There are NO approved “accessories” for THIS Barbie. And she has been specially “sized” so that THIS Barbie cannot fit behind the wheel of the Barbie Corvette.
    BTW … my fellow posters had me spitting out my coffee this morning as I read their hilarious comments.

14. Hutterite Barbie’s coming soon wearing vintage clothing styles never before seen on the iconic doll. Included will be Barbie’s very own picture-less drivers’ license.

15. And then there’ll be the Islamic Barbie mosque where Barbie and Ken are segregated while they pray to Mecca. An additional accessory will be a Justin Trudeau doll who’ll stand at the front while he praises the arrangement for its gender equity.

16. Careful folks, the MB will send their HR thugs after us.

17. It is the natural evolution of mankind when a strong, resolute, patriarchial society conquers a weak, confused, valueless, feminized liberal society. The battle is already lost.
    AND…….A Hijab Barbie, compliments of Islam is better than a barbie that comes with both male and female clothing, compliments of western secular madness (in case your son wants to play with transgender barbie.

18. This is no doubt in the planning stages.

19. I can imagine if my grandkids walked into the classroom of a Calgary public school with a Barbie dressed as a Catholic nun. They’d have the SWAT team out in a minute.