20 Replies to “Catering to Napoleon.”

  1. This proves indeed that truth is stranger than fiction. Nobody could make this up if they tried.

  2. A male who believes himself female would likely win the Miss Congeniality award in men’s prison. Mind you, a functioning dick could go a long way in women’s prison. I suspect a lot of male hard cases might be going tranny on us.

  3. As I like to tell my friends … “I am a lesbian trapped in a mans body”
    I foresee a whole new spinoff from the “Dating” Industry … commit a crime, identify as a woman, and finally get the “captive” women of your dreams.

  4. To expand on what a female friend of mine proposed with respect to sports, the solution to this absurdity is simple. Whether it be sports, prisons, washrooms or whatever simply have two categories: women (real women); all the others.

  5. *
    “scar allows… would likely win the Miss Congeniality
    award in men’s prison”

    more like “married” to the b@tshit biker with the most
    cigarettes.
    *

  6. The solution seems simple enough; have a gay guard do the WHOLE search. I’m guessing the tranny will have second thoughts on the direction he/she/it wants to take. (Either that or a VERY butch female guard…works for me in either case. He/she/it will likely discover all sorts of novel uses for a baton.)
    This is a prison, not the YWCA; let the guards figure it out.

  7. Pure comedy gold:
    …but began to “present as emotionally volatile,” a “behavioural deterioration which seems to have coincided with the start of hormone therapy,”

  8. She …’began to “present as emotionally volatile”…”which seems to have coincided with the start of hormone therapy”. How is that possible? All the best trans experts assure us hormone therapy will CURE any and all emotional problems.

  9. Step 1: change “gender” back to “sex”
    Step 2: give all prisoners a cheek swab for a chromosome test
    Step 3: place all those with XX in the newly renamed “XX Prison”
    Step 4: place all those with XY in the newly renamed “XY Prison”
    Step 5: place the .01% of those who don’t fit Step 3 or 4 somewhere else
    Step 6: we concentrate on real issues

  10. I may be old-fashioned, but if there is a disconnect between the brain and the genitals, the genitals take precedence.

  11. She/he/it probably sings Shania Twain’s “Feel Like Woman” some days; Tennessee Ernie Ford’s “Big John” on other days; and when unsure Monthy Python’s “I’m a Lumberjack and I’m OK”. The last line of which is “and I wear ladies’ underwear just like my dear Papa”.
    I like the paragraph from the article “She hadn’t violated any parole conditions, but began to “present as emotionally volatile,” a “behavioural deterioration which seems to have coincided with the start of hormone therapy.”
    I guess it is the hormones after all.

  12. If our society wasn’t so pathetic, watching it from the outside would roll on the floor funny.

  13. everyday when I read though the news items on the net I am amazed just how far we have fallen, morally, intellectually, in just about every way possible. is there no way off this merry go round of idiocy?

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