23 Replies to “Avert Your Eyes, Madam”

  1. I hope they at least sell BEER GOGGLES that the ladies can buy and hand out to their friends and potential suitors.

  2. Good idea. I hate mirrors. Avoid them whereever possible. If a restaurant has mirrors, I dont go there. I always stand away from them. Its a natural reflex and has nothing to do with self image. I just prefer to scan my environment without having to interpret the confusing nonsense that mirrors generate.
    Plus its their business and they are free to act accordingly.

  3. Old news in politics.
    Bullshit vs Your Lying Eyes.
    Target audience:
    First cohort – People with no money and no brains.
    Second cohort – People with more money than brains.

  4. Brilliant!! Take down the mirrors and trust the clerk’s opinion about your choices. Because, you see, buying clothes is about feelings and not reality: “We hope that women in particular will try something on and feel gorgeous and glamorous.” And might I add that all sales are final.

  5. Why not just admit you’re a vampire? It’s no shame these days, and you’ll be part of the latest victim group any day now.
    Most of the mirrors in the stores don’t work worth a damn anyway, when I try on a shirt,the mirror shows an old bugger with a beer gut and little hair,instead of the raging young stud I really am.

  6. Heh,
    it would seem that if there are no mirrors, the women would avoid the place.
    Have you ever seen a woman pass a mirror without lookin?
    Does not happen.
    Never.

  7. with spreading obesity, most mirrors were not wide enough. They were just saving money , and trying not to scare the fatsos away at the same time:-))

  8. I’m the sort that loses beauty contests to Godzilla. I’m lucky if a mirror doesn’t break when I look into it.

  9. No Mirrors!
    Then you’ll never get Juthtin Trudeau and hith wife inthide your doorth!

  10. Ah, but get them inside and they’d spend all their time looking in those mirrors and preening. You’d never get rid of them.

  11. You could then leave, lock the doors, and set fire to the place, so we’d all be rid of them.

  12. I know, I know you don’t like it. I know it’s confusing to your little conservative brains. I know you like yer women slender with big fake cones. But that doesn’t matter. Nobody cares what you think. They’ve done their research. They know what their customers want. They know what will help them sell more clothes. This is not some politically correct action. This is the market. And they will make more money then you will ever see in your silly, hate-filled life.

  13. “I know you like yer women slender with big fake cones.”
    Beats how youse commies likes yer women, with big real dicks and Y chromosomes.

  14. Heheh. Conservative insults are the best. “Commies”. It’s like arguing with Archie Bunker. Incidentally… is there anything you’d like to tell us?

  15. I’d like to tell you that Carol O’Connor was a commie who played a parody Rightwing character(Archie Bunker) on a Leftwing sitcom set in New York(Leftwing city) while Nixon tried to get America out of Vietnam.(a quagmire war started by Democrats but somehow blamed on the Republican who was elected on the platform of getting America out)
    And who is ‘us’. You and your tapeworm?

  16. 😉 Heh, heh, I thought I was the only one that looked that.
    Oz, bingo!
    These stores must be catering to the same bunch of women that go gaga over Empty Suit.

  17. “that conservatives who are so hung up on the gay issue, and like to use it as an insult”
    Umm, yeah sure. And that’s why Hulk Hogan just won a verdict for $140 million against Gawker. Uh-huh.
    Projection. It’s not just a river in Egypt./
    😉
    In parting:
    “The goal of socialism is communism.”
    ~Vladimir I. Lenin, 1st General Secretary of the Union of Soviet SOCIALIST Republics(he oughta know)

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