103 Replies to “Attack In Brussels”

  1. Keep in mind that striking at the kafir (i. e., the infidel, the unbeliever) is part of Islamic doctrine. To question it is to question Allah, and that can have consequences.

  2. Justin Trudeau has announced that Canada is not at war with ISIS
    DUH how could the liberals be at war with their constituents.

  3. The scene: A TV interview studio, two chairs, small table. In one chair is a man wearing a white robe, and black mask, carrying an AK-47, whose is clearly a jihadist. In the other is a white male in his 50’s, wearing a tweed jacket and grey slacks.
    Islamist: “We are at war with the West because our holy texts exhort us to jihad!”
    White Man: “No you aren’t.”
    Islamist: “Yes, we are!”
    WM: “No, you’re not – you’re just using religion as a front for social and geopolitical justice.”
    I: “What?!! Did you even read our official statement? This is holy war against the blasphemers, unbelievers, and pagans!”
    WM: “No, I think you’re mistaken, dear boy. Islam is the religion of peace. You have apparently misappropriated it in some way, and the actions you are advocating are not a part of Islam. Would you like some tea?”
    I: “Who are you to tell us who is a true Muslim? Everything we do is guided by our holy texts, and ours is the purest and most honest form of Islam!”
    WM: “I’m afraid not, old man. You see, we created you via fostering a socioeconomic system that both alienates and disenfranchises you. Terribly sorry, by the way.”
    I: “WHAT?! What are YOU apologizing for?! We just blew up innocent civilians in the street! Disenfranchising has nothing to do with it!”
    WM: “Look, I’ve already explained it’s our fault. We don’t blame you for feeling unwelcome and lashing out. Biscuit?”
    I: “Stop taking credit for this!! We built the bombs, planned the time table, selected the sites – not you! We worked really hard to pull this off, and you’re not taking the credit!”
    WM: “No, no, it was us who gave birth to, and then nourished your extremism. We accept full responsibility.”
    I: “O-M-F-G!! How many of you idiots do we have to kill before you take us seriously?!’

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