17 Replies to “The Children Are Our Future”

  1. To be fair to the poor little darlings, I used to have a comfort animal. Gave it up around grade 2. And parents and tax-payers pay and fall for this cr@p? The States are soooooooo fubared.

  3. As an avid cyclist, commuter, Calgarian and anti-bike lane cyclist, a few things. While the cyclist is doing nothing wrong legally… he is an asshole for not moving to the right. This is why cyclists are despised on city streets. It’s jerks like this cyclist who put my life in danger because they are clueless and think they are (pardon me from using progressive speech here) privileged. I’ve been riding a long time and I know the big metal objects with motors can kill me, so I stay as far away from them as possible.
    Finally… the guy on the bike should learn how to pump up his tires… his back tire is almost flat. Just shows that he has no business riding on city streets.

  5. Pretty certain they had visitation dogs at the U of C last winter during exams ’cause the darlings were stressed over exams. Awwwwww. How long will it be before companies with new hires will have to have a petting zoo in the underground garage. And perhaps mommy visitation hours.
    And these pampered little brats will “lead” the country in a few years. God help us all.
    CAS

  7. The social engineering performed on the next gens amounts to a conditioned lobotomy – eternal snivelling needy children – it is the end of western culture.

  9. Somehow I doubt that Ms. McMillan needs Schutzhunden. I would think that the sight of her with a shotgun would send the snowflakes screaming in terror for the hills.

  10. I think the two special snowflakes should be cited for animal abuse. The dog – from the account – spends most of its life in a crate while the rabbit is penned up in the dark under a bed. They may be comfort animals for the snowflakes, but that can’t be comfortable for them.

  11. a couple O 16 foot Burmese COMFORT pythons would be an excellent cure for these 2 snowflakes

  12. Polar Bears.
    The finest, cuddliest “comfort” critter.
    Save the species by taking one in to your apartment when the world is too threatening for your delicate senses.
    I would take great comfort from knowing of such persons cuddling up to a “friendly endangered specimen”.
    As for the indoctrination of the participation award generation, I guess we will see if the lessons of reality can overcome such an education.
    Poverty and unemployment can be great incentives to acquire a skill your fellow citizens consider useful.

  13. Yes, but the comfort animal is all about the snowflake, not the animal.
    It requires little knowledge of dogs to figure out how that will work out – with a bad-tempered dog for starters.

  14. Rabbits are dusk/dawn animals that live in small burrows. Of all the things wrong with this article, the rabbit being under the bed isn’t one of them.

  15. They also come outside and eat, you know. They do not live their entire lives underground.
    I doubt this rabbit spends more time away from the bed than under it.

  16. Rabbits living under a bed. The room must smell like roses in full bloom. But I guess when mommy comes over to do the cleaning and dishes she gives the room a fabreezing.

  17. Though to be truthful, I had a comfort animal,too….When I got home from work(in a real stressful time,kid sick,paying his bills,getting laid off for market reasons,ect,ect) I would sit at the table and my favourite cat would curl up in my arms and purr up a storm:)…Good times,good times. The bad part is I was so stressed and concentrated on problems I didn’t notice Big Fuzz had a few medical issues. By the time I noticed them, it was too late. Just appreciate what you have when you have it 🙁

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