Honey, I Finished The Internet

10 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Internet”

1. Plus billions of neutrinos
   http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-33787562
   But the USA pays a few million per pass

2. Is that supposed to have some significance? I never even watched the debate, but I can tell you 12 other things that were not there, not that it matters one whit: moon rock, 1948 Crosley sedan, a bolted carrot plant, a Triceratops, Elvis, saddle shoes, an ice pick, the Stanley Cup, a grandfather clock, a jar of Vegemite, a hedge trimmer, and Bruce Jenner’s d*ck.
   What do I win?

3. Doesn’t count. Has to be a list of things that were there, but invisible.

4. So, if they were invisible, how do you know they were there? Buzzfeed is a left-wing site, and cannot be trusted in anything.
   And my list is funnier. So there.

5. I laughed at the Buzzfeed page, and then again at gordinkneehill’s list!

6. Yeah…
   What channel was that on anyhow?
   Oh yeah Jays were playing meaningful ball in August…so who cares?
   Steve probably stymied them with a reality check anyways.
   Weasel Wells hide his bias?
   Oh yeah…who cares?
   Jays are in a pennant race.

7. But Mr Harper was probably subconsciously petting one of the rescue cats Mrs Harper imports.

8. I literally LOLed at “Triceratops”.
   I didn’t find the original funny it all. It was predictable and not very good. “Animal interacting with invisible thing” pics are funny because the animal’s doing something unusual or is in an awkward position. This is just…people talking with their hands. And not even in an exaggerated manner.

9. Actually, I think number 7 was a tinfoil hat.

10. Open mouth insert foot liberals are realy good at this