If you’re boinking four feet from your offspring, they might grow up to hate tiny things and end up building a McMansion with ten empty bedrooms just to spite you. Each bedroom will represent their years of loss innocence.
If you’re boinking four feet from your offspring, they might grow up to hate tiny things and end up building a McMansion with ten empty bedrooms just to spite you. Each bedroom will represent their years of loss innocence.
We’re about to see domestic abuse and suicide rates skyrocket.
Those doll houses are constructed to soak the New Normal Surfs out of $400,000.
New Normal Housing keeps underlings in their rightful place.
I adore these, but they aren’t for families.
You’ve been living in Toronto too long.
I could make it work if there was a 2000 sq. ft. shed out back….with a bed.
Well, the way political choices are being made in this country, those two-holers with curtains might represent our all-too-soon future.
Maybe they don’t realize it but they’ve been making these for years. Some even have a engine built in!!!
Special hookups, pops for more space, all kinds of neat stuff…
ITS CALLED CAMPING AND WEVE BEEN DOING IT FOR YEARS
Nothing beats the back seat of a 66 Ford Galaxy 500!!!
Contractors building these house are pulling trailers and power tools with bicycles. That’would be like a fanny novel.
Ah c’mon, think of the mobility here.
Parking in Wallymart every night is fun, right? Mickey D’s for breaky everyday, cool.
Then to change things up, park at a deadend street for a little fun.
No one talked about how the rig is being pulled either, and with what. What DO hipsters use as a tow vehicle, a bicycle built for two?
On a serious note, here in Communist Victoria, Mayor Mugwump wants to solve the homeless problem, using these micro-slums as housing for her deadbeats, parking them in city parks. Of course, nobody asked the neighbours. And, where are the water and sewage hookups? Problems? A slow moving train wreck is what it is.
Yes, we call it camping. My Fifth Wheel is bigger, roomy, more comfortable and more conveniences than the hipster closet. I suppose when one’s aspirations are wymyns studies, and international aboriginal rights, this is all you can afford.
They work best as backyard playhouses for the kids. Fill the cupboards with cola’s and chocolate bars and you won’t see them for a month.
What “Rick” said…! And, for a given size, a commercially built campers are more compact, lighter to tow, and are better designed with more ammenities. They do NOT however have a “cool looking” peaked roof and a tiny unusable hipster front porch.
my first cottage was four times bigger than that. when all the family was there you still were only four feet from the kids. they all turned out normal.
D in M….”They do NOT however have a “cool looking” peaked roof and a tiny unusable hipster front porch”.
Au contraire. My 40′ has a great little peaked roof, full length (slope only 5%). But yeah. My “porch” is 36′ L x 12′ W. We use it for a bowling alley, with SJW’s as the pins. So cool when they fall off it the 6′ down into the fire pit after one spiked green frothie. In Louisianna they call these shot-gun houses, and for a darn good reason…:):)
you should have had an AMC. no need for the back seat. ambassador was a great car. wink wink nod nod.
Back in the day many fathers refused to allow their daughters to date a guy like you who showed up with a car that had a front seat that reclined into a bed.
nold….”Back in the day many fathers refused to allow their daughters to date a guy like you who showed up with a car that had a front seat that reclined into a bed.”
And your point….besides you didn’t get enough…is????
Parents boinking knowledge thereof and any audibles will get the chilllin outta da house, just sayin’
Yeah as long as there wuz at least 12 ft of headroom…..
George Carlin said home was where ya kept yer $**t while yer out getting more……
“I do believe that overpopulation of the Earth is a problem, so downsizing seems like a great option.”
How does living in a tiny house have anything to do with the number of people on the planet? Will they not procreate with no room for kids?
The stupid, it burns.
I just thought oldwhiteguy might remember the corny old chestnut from that era but yer right; I probably should have purchased the Rambler Rebel instead of the VW bug.
I keep hearing how there’s too many people on this planet. We could take all 7 billion and easily fit them into Texas.
http://entertainment.omgfacts.com/lists/10333/The-entire-world-population-could-fit-in-the-state-of-Texas-and-it-d-only-have-the-population-density-of-New-York-City-ab731-2
Would be like living in NYC. Think soylent green and recycled sewer water.
nold…. I had the four door sedan version AMC when many of my friends were out buying muscle cars.
“I keep hearing how there’s too many people on this planet”
Well when we have to be taxed to send money and food to an exponentially growing third world population – there are too many people on this planet.
If we stopped ALL foreign aid and let nature sort out the rest, then what’s left that can feed themselves is where it should be.
Knight 99, the real problem is that there are too many idiots on the planet!
I am sure most of these people are environmental dipshits who actually
believe that they are “Saving the planet” by living in these shoe boxes.
And the remainder are millennials, who learned about Obongonomics the
hard way. Their BA in cultural anthropology did not really prepare them
for the realities of life.
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“I am sure most of these people are environmental dipshits who actually
believe that they are “Saving the planet” by living in these shoe boxes.”
Of that I have no doubt.
I also don’t doubt that it’s these same people who vote to take my hard earned money to feed an exponentially growing Third World that can’t feed itself. Growing exponentially in large part due to the redistribution of our money.
Can you see the hypocrisy in that?