Honey, I Finished The Internet

10 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Internet”

1. Now that is funny!

2. I’ll huff, and I’ll puff, and I’ll blo-o-o-o-w-w-w your house down!!

3. So, whoever destroyed the 3 little pigs houses would be… the big, bad wolf.

4. Yes, Straw is not Strong.
   A ancient King in Kenya was so rich that his grass house was huge. He decided to build a second story, to make it more grand. He even moved his throne room to the second floor. But one day, while he lounged on the first level, the heavy throne broke though from the floor above and fell on him. He died instantly. Let this be a lesson to all of us.’People who live in grass houses shouldn’t stow thrones.’

5. Third pg builds big fire in eplace puts big kettle in Big bad Wolf comes down chimney lands in big kettle full of boiling water with veggies pigs have wolf soup eco-wackos go nuts

6. Those would make nice little deer hunting blinds.

7. Good fodder for The HuffnPuff Post. Grits and pulled pork.

8. Great idea grok anything to drive the animal rights idiots crazy

9. The Commmons, the Senate and the Supreme Court?

10. The one can be Obamas Presidential LIE-brary the stick one can be his new resident and the brick one where he hides when ISIS lands