The [Nonhuman Rights Project] initially convinced Jaffe that Hercules and Leo were entitled to habeas corpus- the first time any U.S. court has granted such a right to a nonhuman. A few hours later, Jaffe apparently became aware of the fact that non-humans are not entitled to habeas (guess she forgot that basic legal principle?), and issued an order for Stony Brook to “show cause” for “detaining” Hercules and Leo-which is bad enough, as it imposes a burden upon the owner of an animal to explain to a judge why an animal is being “detained.” I would hate to think that some radical leftist neighbor could haul me into court to “show cause” as to why I am “detaining” my dog, Thomas Jefferson.
And indeed, this nightmare scenario is already unfolding…
Read it all.

Well unless Hercules or Leo partake in “The Knockout Game” once freed they should be free to go.
The humane movment has become lost in stupidland soon they’ll evict a famly from their home becuase ofa bunch or rats that have been given rights by Judge Stupid
Why aren’t some of these stupid judges pulled in front of a judicial council or whatever and fired?
If a judge ever orders me to show cause why I am “detaining” my dog I think I’ll be able to find a local bylaw that prohibits me allowing my dog to roam freely.
Judges are there to interpret the law. How can you interpret a law that doesn’t exist ? There should be a law that specifies a minimal amount of common sense before one can become a judge. But then again, all judges were lawyers before they were elevated to god like status and only the ambulances changed. The thinking has not. We would do far better if we had farmers as judges. Have never met one that doesn’t have common sense. Logic and basic intelligence is not something one can learn. Many judges fall short on both but are well educated idiots. Jaffe is a prime example.
Kate, according to this judge.
How many poor dogs are you detaining, and forcing against their will to enter beauty pageants?
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Frucking Dumb-asses…
Before long you will see chimpanzees on welfare, going bananas, and blaming corporate humanity.
chimpanzees on welfare,
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Now that is hilarious.
You forgot applying for food stamps….. Yo
Well if you look around the world chimpanzees are overwhelmingly enslaved by white masters in zoo’s.
The Liberal Left has allot to answer for especially the zoology departments of any University’s.
I say force them to make financial reparations!
100 years from now the decedents of all 21st century zoology majors should hang their heads low and be made third class citizens.
The Chimps should be delivered to the judge at 8 pm on a Friday Night, and tell her that she can entertain her fellow simians until Monday morning. After she calls animal services, have her charged with kidnapping and unlawful detainment. SHE is the one that said they deserve the same rights as humans, so she should be charged for violating “THEIR RIGHTS.”
If she doesn’t call animal services, by Monday she will have a better idea of their “humanity.”
The judge is a knucklehead who should.nt be allowed to judgea flower show let alone make such a idiotic ruling as this
This is the State arranging to be able to come for your animals if they feeeel it appropriate. Such as if you are a research lab, dog breeder, cattle herder, hog farmer, chicken farmer or etc.
Vegan diet, anyone? The next prohibition we see could easily be meat. It isn’t like they’re not publishing anti-meat propaganda in all the medical journals every month.
Next question, how long before they come for your kids? We could see mandatory attendance at state schools inside ten years, in my estimation.
By the way, must disagree with Spurwing Plover. The judge is not a knucklehead. The judge is a Leftist activist who earned her position by brown nosing other Leftists from university all the way through her career to date. She doesn’t even need a dog whistle to know which way any issue should be decided to get maximum brown-nosing points from her superiors.
She’s an apparatchik.
The civil law system has been sodomized by 3 generations of Proglodyte judiciary and it becomes obvious that we have descended so deep into madness of unicorn-rainbow-land that the only way back to sanity and commonlaw reform is to bring back the stocks and public stoning of demented kangaroos like Jaffe.
If we knew how many progressives cheered and applauded Jaffe’s decision, we would probably be in awe of the number. I would suggest that the stocks and stoning is closer to be reserved for the non progressives that see this ruling as idiocy. It almost seems like “demented kangaroos”like Jaffe are now the majority. There is certainly no shortage of activist judges re-writing laws in the name of social justice as they see it.
Just how dumb are these judge? STUPIDITY on the MARCH