32 Replies to “Asteroid, Take Us Now”

  1. Thisis to easy to comment…. You want a facial? With Foreskin? Come right this way…

  2. Let me tell you this. I had two uncircumcised sons. I’ve also seen 65 year old guys in the nude in the showers at a nearby Spa.
    Trust me when I tell you that ”it” ages like the rest of our body. And ladies, trust me when I tell you that you definitely don’t want your face to look like that!!

  3. I noticed that Dr. Gail Naughton, who “developed the technology” didn’t say it has a smoothing effect on the skin. She said “it is said to” have a smoothing effect on the skin.
    So I think her foreskin facials are for people who are too lazy to put their dollar bills through a paper shredder.

  4. At first I thought the article was going to be about the other kind of facial.

  5. Hmmm What happens when you get aroused, do you always have a surprised look on your face ???

  6. Why are they wasting all that time on stem cell research to cure cancer, Alzheimer’s and stroke damage? Shouldn’t it be directed at younger looking skin? Science’s priorities are just so mixed up.

  7. Sadly, this type of rampant legal fraud in the name of vanity is a nasty negative side-affect of capitalism. Getting wrinkles? Losing your hair? Not skinny enough? Teeth still not white enough?
    Maybe when marketers create and can capitalize on a desperate need for consumers to improve their integrity and honour we’ll see a far better society.

  8. Remind me again who is getting hurt in this voluntary exchange. I am also curious about which economic system might have less nasty negative side effects.

  9. So are these parents being compensated for “donating” their son’s foreskin?

  10. Well exactly. A sucker and his money are born to be parted and there’s a new one hatched every minute. That should be of no concern to anyone except the easy mark.

  11. So now we know another reason why the Liberal Left wants so many aborted babies.
    I wonder when they’ll start instructing rituals and dances before spreading dead baby flesh over their faces.
    You know the pedophile community is loving this.

  12. Some totaly beleive this Population Bomb poppycock from Paul Ehrlich even though all his rediclous and idiotic prediction he made were wrong liberals still beleive the tommy-rot he writes

  13. Has this been scientifically proven? Has it been peer reviewed and do 99% of scientists agree with this theory? If I am skeptical will this make me a baby dick denier?

  14. Sounds credible to me. After all, an aroused foreskin is just the thing to iron out wrinkles.

  15. If they can do all that with just a bitty foreskin, imagine what they can do with the whole baby ! I can see the wheels turning in the progressive mind.

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