In a historic moment for animal rights, two chimpanzees, Hercules and Leo, were recognized by a New York court as legal persons Monday.
In a historic moment for animal rights, two chimpanzees, Hercules and Leo, were recognized by a New York court as legal persons Monday.
Why not? They fit right in with almost 50% of the population in the US and in Canada.
Ha, “Bedtime for Bonzo” was a comedy not a reality show….
And now for your listening pleasure:
The lion sleeps tonight (Psycho-Chor Jena)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IU91RTmeG8
Sure, we should “Dance with Big Cats” too;
they might sleep tonight so they can eat you in the morning!
All you have to do is out run the slowest jogger…
Cheers
Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
1st Saint Nicolaas Army
Army Group ‘True North’
I wonder where they will draw the line ? Just apes and chimps or will this ruling soon include anything that walks, flies or crawls ? If legal persons is open to interpretation and since apes and chimps are not persons in the meaning of the word, it seems like this will open a can of worms to encompass all other species. If you have shares in KFC, I would sell them now. Pigs are smart too. Just saying. Just remember that every idiotic cause has its champions, and activists never quit.
New movie
Bedtime for Obonzo
The POTUS has some serious chimp line facial attributes. Check the ears
That group was good but I hung around for the one that followed and the cuteness factor in those little girls was off the scale. Couldn’t understand the words but I didn’t have to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V716rhitp1g
Yes the gals were cute…but they are not out running these happy cats.
Leaping Lion Catches Antelope In Mid-Air Attack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcEFTGb_ZR0
Cheers
Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
1st Saint Nicolaas Army
Army Group ‘True North’
If you want to treat people like animals, then first you must treat animals like people.
It sounds simplistic, but the left’s aim is nothing more than total control of your life treating you as if you are nothing but a dumb animal. To live, eat, work, and die as they see fit.
Except, everyone knows people are not animals and that we have inherent rights. To counter this, make animals equal to people and then slowly work to diminish those rights – for the greater good of course. Since there are more animals than people and some animals are endangered then clearly the rights of people can be lowered than that of animals.
and the definition of stupid continues to expand.
“two chimpanzees, Hercules and Leo, were recognized by a New York court as legal persons Monday.”
Probably one of the most unfunny statements ever muttered by the MSM. Essentially it tells us an imperialist court of law in the republic has admitted that it no longer administers law and justice to natural persons – only policy to legal fictions concocted by the state which can include beasts and inanimate objects – but not unborn living humans. At least American voters can toss this dangerous fool off the bench – they will need something stronger than a ballot to get the rule of law restored.
If this utter madness and abomination of the law ever appears in Canada the judge making such a ludicrous decision should be fired, disbarred and sent for mental evaluation before indictment.
The university should open the door and let the chimps out. Let them roam around the campus at will. See how that turns out. They’ll probably head directly to Hillary’s bus and join the campaign with the other chimps.
I think my bed is a person too, not only is it alive, but its a vindictive critter, I don’t know how many times, its stuck its wheels out to trip me or stub my toes in the middle of the night bathroom run.
Does this have anything to do with the chimp in the white house?
We’ve had our own legal persons in Queens Park for years. The front door has been left open but Dalton and Kathleen refuse to venture out into the wild.
According to the darwinists freakos and TIME magazine all humans are decended from apeif you realy beleive that poppycock and all life on earth came crawling out of the sea as some dumb-ass fish. This should make those jerks from PETA and Primeraly Primeapes happy
TAKE YOUR STINKIN PAWS OFF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY DEMACRAT
I guess this means that the New York State Police Force is going to have to fold their Animal Control division in to the Riot Squad.
An associate from Rhodesia, commented that Lions are dangerous because they can do 30 mph on the second bound……dispatchable with a light rifle but because of the intense charge a heavy rifle is prudent.
He recommended an RPG for Cape Buffalo…..the thick boss between their horns, their weight and power and the fact that they keep their eyes open, making evasion impossible.
BTW (in the associated link) the lion tossed by the Cape bull probably sustained mortal injuries…
Two things, when do they get to vote and pay taxes.
If they are persons then is it beastiality?….slippery slope.
Tomorrows Earthday the one day in the year when the usial enviromentalists freaktrads urge us to live as one with the earth ride stupid bicycles eat vegan diets and give thanks to Gaia which only proves enviromentalisms a mental disorder cuased by a strict vegan diet reading gores book EARTH IN THE BALANCE watching those stupid CAPTIAN PLANET marathons and watching crap movies like AVATAR,FERNGULLY,THE WORLD of AMITY until your brain turns to mush
… Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Barbara Jaffe.
Tip: in Manhattan, the Supreme court is actually a lower court. And this one seems to have a moron at the wheel. Did these chimps sign the petition? If they didn’t write it, who did? And how do we know the chimps agree with them?
What instructions did the chimps give their attorney?
Here comes King Kong wanting to dance a jig on the Big Apple STOMP,SQUISH,CRASH,CRUNCH,SPLAT,SMEAR,SPLAT so long broadway