What Would We Do Without Researchers?

13 Replies to “What Would We Do Without Researchers?”

1. “Was it a lifestyle that caused the trauma that led to early death?”
   Duh.

2. Popcorn research that apologetically supports the old Viking adage: You reap with a hammer’s blow…and that girly men live longer.

3. “Skull fractures can lead to an early death, even if the victims initially survived the injuries….”
   Heaven forbid that those injuries were caused by playing hockey with the Danish Nationalized Hockey Team. I’m sure that their children were kept from playing the game until the helmet was invented.
   Those helmets are yet to be discovered by the “researchers”.

4. That story came from The Onion, right? Right?

5. So if my buddy Og caves my skull half in with a sledgehammer does that mean I won’t get to see my offspring graduate from fire-making school?

6. wait till they dig up KFK’s skull, that injury really hurt!!!

7. Naw. That’s really a modern liberal’s skull. Implosion due to vacuum! If you really checked beneath the Turd’s mane, you’d have undeniable proof.

8. Getting clubbed in the head is bad for you. Got it.
   Thank God they told me that, I was just about to go to a head-clubbing convention.

9. Wonder if getting hammered by wine has been considered the source for some of these dents.

10. And now we know why most Vikings wore those little tin hats with the horns on the sides. The bare-headed dumb ones became subjects for this study.

11. Hitting themselves over the heads with their weapons

12. I didn’t see a tie-in to Global Climate Hysteria, however did they get funding?

13. Somewhere in that jewel of a report I thought I saw workplace violence as a possibility for the cranial damage. In hindsight though, I must have been dreaming as it was not intended as comedic entertainment.