Don Surber: “Top 5 liberal lies disguised as math.”
5 Replies to “You Might Be A Liberal”
Here is a good one I was saddled with the other day –
Liberal Argument – “Muslims are not the problem; check out this FBI statistics chart showing that Latino’s and Left Wing Extremists comprising over 94% of terrorism in the US.”
Liberalism Continued – “Ergo as Latino’s are 95% Christian’s, Right Wing Christian extremists are what is destroying the west”!
Yes continued – “As is around the world, especially in Europe and even places like India”. http://www.loonwatch.com/2010/01/not-all-terrorists-are-muslims/
Common Core math getting the kids to calutlate how many trees are cut down by logging company and how many spotted Owl nests will be lost
How about 10% of the world’s population is Gay?
I heard in a Sociology class years ago that this was based on a 1957 study of 100 men in a prison, or something similar.
You might be a Liberal (fascist in drag) IF:
1)You denounce the American dream while living it
2)You despise guns but want trigger happy cops armed to the teeth with Military weapons
3)You are pro-union but hire non union labor for demonstrations to pimp your causes
4)You use high tech products created by capitalist enterprise to protest capitalist enterprise
5)You are pro-gay but won’t let one date your kid
6)You protest killing animals but murdering partial birth babies is OK with you
7)You are against capital punishment but you support it when Islam does it.
8)You denounce “hate” when you subscribe to an ideology which defines itself by what it “hates”
9)You’re pro feminism but ok with the sexist slurs against Sarah Palin.
10)You consider yourself non racist but you evaluate everyone’s actions/words by the color of their skin.
New math came out during the 60’s or 70’s it failed big time but like with all liberal idiots they just want to retry it again becuase when it comes to liberals you have to hit them other their head with a club but it still wouldnt sink in
Here is a good one I was saddled with the other day –
Liberal Argument – “Muslims are not the problem; check out this FBI statistics chart showing that Latino’s and Left Wing Extremists comprising over 94% of terrorism in the US.”
Liberalism Continued – “Ergo as Latino’s are 95% Christian’s, Right Wing Christian extremists are what is destroying the west”!
Yes continued – “As is around the world, especially in Europe and even places like India”.
http://www.loonwatch.com/2010/01/not-all-terrorists-are-muslims/
Common Core math getting the kids to calutlate how many trees are cut down by logging company and how many spotted Owl nests will be lost
How about 10% of the world’s population is Gay?
I heard in a Sociology class years ago that this was based on a 1957 study of 100 men in a prison, or something similar.
You might be a Liberal (fascist in drag) IF:
1)You denounce the American dream while living it
2)You despise guns but want trigger happy cops armed to the teeth with Military weapons
3)You are pro-union but hire non union labor for demonstrations to pimp your causes
4)You use high tech products created by capitalist enterprise to protest capitalist enterprise
5)You are pro-gay but won’t let one date your kid
6)You protest killing animals but murdering partial birth babies is OK with you
7)You are against capital punishment but you support it when Islam does it.
8)You denounce “hate” when you subscribe to an ideology which defines itself by what it “hates”
9)You’re pro feminism but ok with the sexist slurs against Sarah Palin.
10)You consider yourself non racist but you evaluate everyone’s actions/words by the color of their skin.
New math came out during the 60’s or 70’s it failed big time but like with all liberal idiots they just want to retry it again becuase when it comes to liberals you have to hit them other their head with a club but it still wouldnt sink in