23 Replies to “I Amuse Myself”

  1. So, did ya hear the one about the dislexic, agnostic, insomniac?
    He lay awake at night wondering if there was a Dog.

  2. Thanks for sprucing me up,
    She cant take her eyes off me..
    Hey- ‘I would shave for you baby’..

  3. Extreme Monotheists ProtesTing Your Entertaining Existence (EMPTYEE) will be by to liberate you shortly.
    #Jesuisstupide

  4. Keeping an eye out for liberals.
    Did you bring my beard comb along?
    Looks like a different vehicle?

  5. An intelligent dog with a strong personality. Because of a lack of easily manipulable fingers, even said dog can’t use a camera, or correct images using PhotoShop. Hence the unwritten rule of intelligent dogs: if the ruling human photographs the dog and the result looks as though the dog has a horn growing out of nose, then the dog is allowed to BITE the said ruling human!

  6. When he lies down next to you on the driver’s side, say “what does a good dog do?”
    Forthwith, he will put his muzzle over your leg.
    All schnauzers and pinschers know this trick without being taught.

  7. God may very well have been the co-pilot of Robert L.Scott,and the rest of the Flying Tigers who survived.It was a bloody miracle they kept most of those machines in the air.
    One of my favorite war films when I was a kid.

  8. Is that sheepskin Bowser is sitting on? Wow, must be a special dog…..or one of your long road trips!

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