Honey, I Finished The Internet

15 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Internet”

1. Why wasn’t this punted into the Reader Tips thread?
   I watched the entire bit. song. whatever. Thinking there’d be a “good part” before realising that it was ALL GOOD PART ALL THE TIME.

2. It started with land and maritime boundaries, now it’s culture. China again encroaching on Japan!

3. Nice drumsticks.

4. One of my friends has a Chinese girlfriend. I think I will ask her to try to explain this.

5. No wonder so many want to immigrate to Canada.

6. The Chinese Chicks do Geolge Orwerr’s Animar Falm.

7. I really enjoyed the credits at the end. Made it all worthwhile…you know?

8. if it weren’t for white people the whole world would be that stupid. No more Steely Dan, No more Joni Mitchell .. just a bunch of plastic horse shit. Gosh …

9. As an aid to comprehension, the Chinese word for Prostitute (xiaojie) sounds very close to the word for small chicken (xiaoji).

10. “…No more Joni Mitchell…”
    That’s a tempting offer.

11. It is better (not much better, just a little bit) when you turn off the volume… at least the hello titty moments are not spoiled.

12. Ok, I’m going to sleep now. Can’t take any more Intertubez.

13. Wow. That’s … unique.
    Lyrics here: http://pinyin.azlyricdb.com/lyrics/W/Wang-rong-Xiao-ji-xiao-ji-pinyin-lyrics-1107918
    Partial translation here, seemingly better than what Google Translate does (not hard):
    http://stcommunities.straitstimes.com/music/2014/11/17/bizarre-and-strangely-compelling-chick-chick-mtv

14. Oh, and one more page here: http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=15828

15. This appears to be a new, virulent strain of avian influenza ?