14 Replies to “Honey, I Finished the Internet”

  1. But that’s a dog spider, a whole new bread… Too funny!!When I was a kid, I used to string black thread between a telephone pole, and a tree at night. It was hilarious to watch people walk into it.

  2. All terrific ideas.
    Thank you Lance.
    I’d like to see the pup run through a Pride Parade just to see if the participants revert to traditional roles. If any.

  3. I do believe in spiders, I do believe in spiders, I do I do I do I do I do. I do believe in spiders, I do believe in spiders, I do I do I do I do I do. I do believe in spiders, I do believe in spiders, I do I do I do I do I do. I do believe in spiders, I do believe in spiders, I do I do I do I do I do.

  4. The dog thing was not funny it was creepy and disturbing. Wonder if the idiots doing it thought what would happen if someone pulled a piece in justified self defence or got a hart attack.

  5. I thought that was hilarious,
    …..but I agree with you, they put their dog at risk to be sure. Had that happened to me my first response would have been an instinctual aggressive defence. Bad enough for the dog if all I had was my EDC, much worse if I was walking around in night mode.

  6. Exactly, people who graduated (let’s be generous here) from the fourth grade and still think that jumping from around the corner screaming “booo” is funny are not funny, they are douchebags. A lot of things can go wrong. One dog can attack another, someone can get hurt, a kid can be traumatized, someone can get a heart attack, go into labour etc.
    Back when I was student some retards at the residence liked to do this kind of thing. He jumped covered in face paint and wearing a trench coat and I have instinctively landed two fists on his face. Then my hand went for the blade in my pocket. Lucky I came to my senses and did not draw it. Or my academic career would be over and he would need some serious help. His friends jumped to the rescue and were laughing and explaining and thought it was funny that his face was bleeding. My legs were shaking and I almost puked few minutes later, so f***ing hilarious. None felt like calling the cops, because well, none of us had a good story. I did feel much better the following day when I have seen him, his face was nicely swollen and in all colors of the rainbow.

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