Honey, I Finished The Internet

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1. The Calgary Stampede offers many impressive displays of horsemanship, but the more formal equestrian sports can
   be even more impressive.

2. ..and the course itself was designed by Pablo Picasso..

3. And over the officials booth everyone is looking at the map thinking… When we expained this, were any of the Jockeys actually awake?

4. The only one who knew what was going on was the horse with no rider

5. I’ve seen cat races that were more orderly.
   I don’t know if my Trifecta ticket is good, because my first and second picks are still galloping around the parking lot.

6. Why did that remind me of pictures of spider webs from the experiments where they gave the spiders drugs?

7. That race is truly a Thelwell moment.

8. I just watched that this am. I have to say it really made my day. I am still chuckling.

9. So how do you win? Is it by being the last rider to stay on your horse?

10. Thank you. Thank you. Keystone Cops Steeplechase. It’s hard to believe this is real!!!
    And the winner was disqualified. Personally I think the race should be awarded to the riderless horse, and then whoever was responsible for setting this up should have to clean the stables for a week.