O, Sweet Saint Of San Andreas

9 Replies to “O, Sweet Saint Of San Andreas”

1. Holy Mackerel. A language law or two and they’ll be as ‘advanced’ as Quebec.

2. Motorists must be at least three feet from cyclists as they pass them. How pray tell is anyone going to measure the distance? As you’re pedaling down the road you whip out your tape measure?
   Regarding the transgender bathroom rule; I’m waiting for the first teenage to go into the girls bathroom claiming he’s a lesbian trapped in a man’s body.

3. One could have a lot of fun with these laws. There doesn’t seem to be any law against transgenderimpersonation and so I forsee a large number of males in high school suddenly believing that they’re female and lesbian. This will allow them to shower with the girls and their signs of arousal could be simply explained by the fact that they define themselves as lesbian. Also, less athletically skilled males could define themselves as female and thus outperform the biologic females. Being on the female wrestling team would be a guys dream unless he was wrestling another transgenderimpersonator who defined “herself” as heterosexual.
   Unfortunately, the current educational system seems to be producing primarily beta males who are terrified of authority. If the same people I went to high school with were in CA now, we’d waste no time in creating a “female” soccer team comprised entirely of “lesbians”. Not only would we get to shower with the biologic females, but we’d outplay all of the other biologic female teams.

4. We are having an “olf fashioned winter here in southern Ontario,, thermometer reads -20C (9:30 am) Jan. 2, 2104

5. The transgender law opens up all kinds of possibilities for mediocre male athletes who can’t compete with their fellow men.
   But imagine the “field day” a strapping 6’4″ 220 pound male/trans hockey player would have on a women’s team. Scholarships galore,and probably a spot on the Olympic team!
   I can’t wait to see the inevitable downside to this law.
   California: just getting crazier every day.

6. High school isn’t chaotic and damaging enough, they’ve got to add to the chaos. Genius.
   Sadly, the inevitable downside to this and other laws like it in California is things like food poisoning. When there are so many rules and regulations, people stop following ALL the rules and start doing whatever the hell they find convenient. Which includes not obeying basic health and safety practices. So you get traffic accidents cause by unsafe vehicles, food poisoning caused by unsafe ingredients and unsanitary kitchens, buildings fall down because of improper materials and construction, etc.
   In other words, you get MEXICO. Mexico is not a cr@p-hole because there are no government rules and regulations. Its a cr@p-hole because nobody follows them. Nobody follows them because they are idiotic, self contradictory, punitive, counter productive and generally imposed by a hereditary kleptocracy upon a passively resisting mass of uneducated peasants for the purpose of stealing their money.
   So when you see things like these incredibly retarded regulations being imposed in California, just think Mexico when you want to imagine how things are going to be 20 years down the line. Or Detroit, that works too. Sensible people leave, dumb@sses stay for the free cheese.
   And yeah, all the boys at every school in California should join the girl’s baseball team and shower in the girl’s change room. Girls can join the boy’s team and shower in the boy’s change room. Holding a Celebrate Tranny Mental Illness Day every month might be good too, come dressed as your opposite. No reason to refrain from rubbing the government’s collective noses in it at every opportunity.

7. Lawyers illegally in the USA will be allowed to practise law…wow, just wow…
   if illegals are legal why have borders? why have laws at all?
   the left is a bunch of crazy people…the problem is they are in charge now and taking us down with them…

8. It could get really confusing.
   Technically, more than half of the girl’s team could be boys and more than half of the boy’s team could be girls. Well gosh, then which team would a person join? ☺ ☺

9. Time to transgendered that grizzly on their flag. Something in a hot pink would be nice.