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  1. Show me the kroner:
    Norway asked to pay up for slave-owning past.
    No, it’s not the Scots:

    “For over 400 years Africans were classified in law as non-human, chattel, property and real estate,” Sir Hilary Beckles, the historian who leads the Caribbean Community Reparations Commission, said in a statement. “This history has inflicted massive psychological damage upon African descendants..”

  10. The only time I can get a woman to stop laughing at me is when I show her my combat wounds,
    some of them still giggle when I limp off, holding my ass..

  11. Sorry, I put that comment in the wrong place..
    Should have been-
    ‘If Women Ran The World’
    damn

  12. Interesting French list. Personally, regarding important, I’d exclude all the artists, important as they are. Important to me are those who made a political/historical impact so all the really bad guys would be there, also scientists and inventors and explorers.
    Why no Colt or Ford. How about Kalashnikov? Obviously Marx, Lenin, Mao, Mohammad, Hitler, Napoleon. On the good political side, Augustus Caesar, Constantine I, Jesus, and Bhudda. Obviously Columbus, Magellan, Cabral.
    But what about the first person to figure out how to control fire and cook food. The first person to deliberately plant seed for food. The discoverer of iron.

  13. I can’t stand people who quote from all the year-end “10 best” of whatever crap. Why people fall for those things is beyond me. Not agreeing with the list is tantamount to poking someone in the eye. “Ya but, no but, ya but, it’s number 3 on Dweeble Shyster’s 10 most totally true cave-fables of the year list! How dare you, you, you… racist!”
    Wake me up when it’s February.

  15. DEAR SANTA,
    I AM Joe Molnar,age 81, my wife Anna (married 60 years) and I live in Woodstock, Ontario, Canada and I have decided to write to you via Kate McMillans’ WORLD RANKED, “Small Dead Animals” blog in order to get your attention away from the kiddies of the WORLD and help an oldie with HIS wish!
    SANTA, I need a very modest mobile home vehicle which my wife can drive while I walk, perhaps ride a bicycle, or if need be, ride a DONKEY (petition in hand) across this land, garnering a few million signatures on the petition to our current Federal Government, seeking to have our Canadian Constitution AMENDED to enshrine individual ‘PROPERTY RIGHTS’ into our Constitution as LAW!
    THis is the petition…
    PETITION TO THE HOUSE OF COMMONS
    IN PARLIAMENT ASSEMBLED
    We, the undersigned citizens of Canada draw the attention of the House to the following: THAT : as individual Citizens of Canada WE do NOT enjoy the protection of “PROPERTY RIGHTS” within the Constitution of Canada ! hence, THE LAW of Canada!
    THEREFORE: Your petitioners call upon Parliament to forthwith, incorporate and entrench FOREVER , individual “PROPERTY RIGHTS” INTO THE CONSTITUTION OF CANADA.
    SO Santa, pay attention , this is not about me but about a petition aimed at thwarting the threat of a NEW DEMOCRAT and COMMUNIST administration in Canada led by THOMAS MULCAIR to be in a position to ever deny individual ownership of sweat equity owned PROPERTY in Canada!
    So SANTA, this letter made PUBLIC today, is meant to seek some well heeled sponsor to provide a modest (on loan)
    motor home for the duration of my petition seeking walk.
    SO SANTA, please understand, I AM not asking YOU for any “miracle” , I AM using your persona as a means and “Small Dead Animals” blog as your sleigh to create for me miracle.
    A willing sponsor who agrees with my “PROPERTY RIGHTS” PETITION FOR CANADIANS.
    NO SANTA, I AM not nuts, even though I am setting myself up by putting my real name out to the whole WORD!
    Do you see SANTA, Conservtives Conrad Black, Mark Steyn, and Patrick Muttart, have or had, all abandoned Canada so it is left to the likes of Conservative blogs like Kate’ “Small Dead Animals” and you SANTA and ME AND my I AM to carry the day, to enshrine “property rights” in Canadian Law.
    NO SANTA, I AM not nuts!
    This will be my last posting effort here at SDA in regard to my intended “Property rights” petition.
    MY wife and I do have a normal family life, and we will be hosting some neighbours on this Saturday night, share a few wobbly pop, share stories, and of course leave them departing with AULD LANG SYNE ringing in their ears!
    SO SANTA, look after the kiddies, but before you finish your deliveries, stop at the CBC, go to the taping of the DRAGONS DEN and kick some millionaire DRAGON ASSES and one of them sponsor JOE Molnar with domicile wheels while he walks on the road!
    Thanks SANTA, and MRS CLAUSE TOO!
    OH, SANTA, “FELIZ NAVIDAD!”

  16. Well, the community activist OBLAMER is up to it again. Now he’s gonna show those pesky Ruskies up, by sending “gay athletes” as a delegation to Sochi. That’ll put the fear of Allah into them for sure.
    Billie Jean King, and Caitlin Cahow (who?) will bring their carpet m______g ways to Russia and show them up, oh yeah…..
    Typical Oblamer, all about symbolism, and short on substance…….

  17. Re-writing history according to your war story:
    ———-
    The U.S. Army War College, which molds future field generals, has begun discussing whether it should remove its portraits of Confederate generals — including those of Robert E. Lee and Thomas “Stonewall” Jackson.
    Nestled in rural Pennsylvania on the 500-acre Carlisle Barracks, the war college is conducting an inventory of all its paintings and photographs with an eye for rehanging them in historical themes to tell a particular Army story.
    http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/dec/17/robert-e-lee-and-stonewall-jackson-tributes-face-a/?page=1

  19. Deb That is funny. I think Hugo Hackenbush @MangyLover nails it.
    “In all seriousness, the person tweeting for the @BarackObama handle must be a tea party plant.”

  21. Obama is a coward – too chicken to fight his own battles. Sending proxies to Sochi and in essence saying “Let’s you and him fight.”

  26. AGW steps up to the blate; Keeps libs-red-greens on the run.
    Excelling at AGW is a liefty virtue while TO is in the slammer.
    More, pleaswe!
    …-
    “Winter storms set to slam Toronto and Maritimes possibly disrupting holiday travel plans”
    “The Maritimes are set to be hit by a a giant snowstorm while Toronto will be lucky if it gets snow instead of freezing rain. Alberta will just be cold.”
    “it’s unclear if the precipitation will come down as “rain, freezing rain, ice pellets, or snow.”
    http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/12/18/winter-storms-set-to-slam-toronto-and-maritimes-possibly-disrupting-holiday-travel-plans/

  29. I haven’t watched Duck Dynasty either, but watched the Duck Dynasty Christmas special and discovered that they are not liberals.

  30. O’narcissist*: il flagrante delecto PTSD.
    “And they thought he was going to be the Messiah? Why?”
    “*Feelings of shame and guilt engulf the erstwhile followers of the narcissist. This is his sole legacy: a massive post-traumatic stress disorder.”
    …-
    “Barbara Walters recently told Piers Morgan that she was disappointed in Barack Obama. “We thought he was going to be the next messiah”, she said.”
    “Peggy Noonan is also disappointed in him.”
    “The epiphany came to her she said, as she recalled how Obama stood next to a fake sign language interpreter at Mandela’s funeral. The man later turned out not only to be a fraud but insane, and probably a murderer to boot. “If no one is keeping enough of an eye on the Secret Service” then no one is keeping an eye on the country.”
    http://pjmedia.com/richardfernandez/2013/12/18/hitting-the-snooze-button/#more-33628
    …-
    *O’narcissist:
    http://voices.yahoo.com/barack-obama-narcissist-merely-narcissistic-1875284.html?cat=72

  32. PET Cemetery Report.
    H/T Al-Justine’s S.E.A.L. Team.
    …-
    “Liberal MP [“Liberal MP Gerry Byrne”] apologizes for Pamela Anderson ‘STD’ tweets”
    “He did so by pointing out that Ms. Anderson has Hepatitis C and Mr. Simon has been diagnosed with terminal colorectal cancer.
    “Hey Pam, here’s a thought. Take your million and donate it to … sexually transmitted disease prevention education. Good self-promotion,” tweeted Mr. Byrne.”
    http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/liberal-mp-apologizes-pamela-anderson-std-tweets/article16033834/

  33. AGW-Green-Red Reports from Our Booth In Egregious Candada’s National Post: Such much little in such more weasel words.
    …-
    “‘Unbelievably egregious’: EPA official who faked being a CIA agent to get out work sentenced to 32 months prison”
    http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/12/18/unbelievably-egregious-epa-official-who-faked-being-a-cia-agent-to-get-out-work-sentenced-to-32-months-prison/
    …-
    “Climate change expert sentenced to 32 months for fraud…”
    “The EPA’s highest-paid employee and a leading expert on climate change was sentenced to 32 months in federal prison Wednesday for lying to his bosses and saying he was a CIA spy working in Pakistan so he could avoid doing his real job.”
    http://investigations.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/12/18/21943533-climate-change-expert-sentenced-to-32-months-for-fraud-says-lying-was-a-rush

  34. AGW-Green-Red Reports from Our Booth In Egregious Candada’s National Post: Such much little in such more weasel words.
    …-
    “‘Unbelievably egregious’: EPA official who faked being a CIA agent to get out work sentenced to 32 months prison”
    http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/12/18/unbelievably-egregious-epa-official-who-faked-being-a-cia-agent-to-get-out-work-sentenced-to-32-months-prison/
    …-
    “Climate change expert sentenced to 32 months for fraud…”
    “The EPA’s highest-paid employee and a leading expert on climate change was sentenced to 32 months in federal prison Wednesday for lying to his bosses and saying he was a CIA spy working in Pakistan so he could avoid doing his real job.”
    http://investigations.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/12/18/21943533-climate-change-expert-sentenced-to-32-months-for-fraud-says-lying-was-a-rush

  35. PET Cemetery Report.
    Al-Justine reports re “the seal hunt on the West Coast”.
    H/T Al-Justine’s S.E.A.L. Team.
    …-
    [Liberal] “N.L. MP [Byrne] apologizes for Pam Anderson STD comment”
    “Federal Liberal Leader Justin Trudeau backed Byrne in comments made at an event in Vancouver Wednesday.
    “Gerry is very, very passionate about the fisheries and about the seal hunt on the West Coast and he let his temper get away from him,” Trudeau said. “He retracted and apologized for his unfortunate statements and, for me, that’s good enough.””
    http://www.thewhig.com/2013/12/18/nl-mp-apologizes-for-pam-anderson-std-comment

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