Instead of a tips thread, today we invite your predictions for 2013 in the comments.
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Ford Motor Company will become the world`s leading manufacturer of intermediate size automobiles. The Ford Focus will kick Toyota Corolla`s butt.
The US govt will achieve new heights of idiocy, for example:
A guy stopped at a local gas station and while filling his tank, he watched a couple of men working along the roadside. One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then move on. The other man came along behind him and filled in the hole. While one was digging a new hole, the other was 25 feet behind filling in the hole.
“I can’t stand this,” said the man and headed down the road toward the men. “Hold it, hold it,” he said to the men. “Can you tell me what’s going on here with all this digging and refilling?”
“Well, we work for the government and we’re just doing our job,” one of the men said.
“But one of you is digging a hole and the other fills it up. You’re not accomplishing anything. Aren’t you wasting the taxpayers’ money?”
“You don’t understand, mister,” one of the men said, leaning on his shovel and wiping his brow. “Normally there’s three of us: Me, Elmer and Leroy. I dig the hole, Elmer sticks in the tree, and Leroy here puts the dirt back. Elmer’s job has been cut… so now it’s just me an’ Leroy. We’re saving the taxpayers money because now there’s only two people doing the job of three.”
I predict that barring some form of sanity interfering in the NHL situation, that the Toronto Maple leafs will announce that since they have completed their first undefeated season that they should be awarded the Stanley Cup by default. Justin Turdeau will demonstrate to all but the three major TV networks and the Toronto newspapers that he really did inherit Mommys brains and Daddys arrogance. American taxes will increase appreciably but the entitlement class won t care because they don t pay taxes anyway and the media will blame Bush. Quebec will continue to beleive that they are supporting the ROC and demand more money from the FEDS, also they will insist that by 2018 the end of Justins first term all dogs in the ROC be fluent in barking En Francais.
I predict that 60% of the predictions posted in this thread will not come true, and I predict that 80% of the predictions made by alleged psychics in the media on or about Jan. 1 will not come true.
The World will not end!!
Revnant Dream
It happens every year for between 55 and 57 million inhabitants on the earth; their world WILL end and it happens every year.
I predict I will make better posts in 2013. OOPS…..
Happy New Year
The US Congress will continue to avoid doing anything serious to address the US federal government’s catastrophic financial situation.
Chris Matthews, Ed Schultz, and Lawrence O’Donnell will continue to be bloviating gasbags.
Hillary Clinton will complete her sixty-sixth year of never once saying anything that is true.
There will be at least one major scandal involving a Cabinet member or member of the White House staff every month; ABC, CBS, NBC, and MSNBC will give no substantial coverage to any of them.
I predict that the Myan whack jobs that stored a years worth of food and water, changed all their grass on their property to raised beds to grow their own foods, bought heirloom seeds, learned how to can, that bought guns and ammo, improved their bow skills will find all that nonsense come in handy in the near future…
Ford Motor Company will become the world`s leading manufacturer of intermediate size automobiles. The Ford Focus will kick Toyota Corolla`s butt.
The US govt will achieve new heights of idiocy, for example:
A guy stopped at a local gas station and while filling his tank, he watched a couple of men working along the roadside. One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then move on. The other man came along behind him and filled in the hole. While one was digging a new hole, the other was 25 feet behind filling in the hole.
“I can’t stand this,” said the man and headed down the road toward the men. “Hold it, hold it,” he said to the men. “Can you tell me what’s going on here with all this digging and refilling?”
“Well, we work for the government and we’re just doing our job,” one of the men said.
“But one of you is digging a hole and the other fills it up. You’re not accomplishing anything. Aren’t you wasting the taxpayers’ money?”
“You don’t understand, mister,” one of the men said, leaning on his shovel and wiping his brow. “Normally there’s three of us: Me, Elmer and Leroy. I dig the hole, Elmer sticks in the tree, and Leroy here puts the dirt back. Elmer’s job has been cut… so now it’s just me an’ Leroy. We’re saving the taxpayers money because now there’s only two people doing the job of three.”
I predict that barring some form of sanity interfering in the NHL situation, that the Toronto Maple leafs will announce that since they have completed their first undefeated season that they should be awarded the Stanley Cup by default. Justin Turdeau will demonstrate to all but the three major TV networks and the Toronto newspapers that he really did inherit Mommys brains and Daddys arrogance. American taxes will increase appreciably but the entitlement class won t care because they don t pay taxes anyway and the media will blame Bush. Quebec will continue to beleive that they are supporting the ROC and demand more money from the FEDS, also they will insist that by 2018 the end of Justins first term all dogs in the ROC be fluent in barking En Francais.
I predict that 60% of the predictions posted in this thread will not come true, and I predict that 80% of the predictions made by alleged psychics in the media on or about Jan. 1 will not come true.
The World will not end!!
Revnant Dream
It happens every year for between 55 and 57 million inhabitants on the earth; their world WILL end and it happens every year.
I predict I will make better posts in 2013. OOPS…..
Happy New Year
The US Congress will continue to avoid doing anything serious to address the US federal government’s catastrophic financial situation.
Chris Matthews, Ed Schultz, and Lawrence O’Donnell will continue to be bloviating gasbags.
Hillary Clinton will complete her sixty-sixth year of never once saying anything that is true.
There will be at least one major scandal involving a Cabinet member or member of the White House staff every month; ABC, CBS, NBC, and MSNBC will give no substantial coverage to any of them.
I predict that the Myan whack jobs that stored a years worth of food and water, changed all their grass on their property to raised beds to grow their own foods, bought heirloom seeds, learned how to can, that bought guns and ammo, improved their bow skills will find all that nonsense come in handy in the near future…