67 Replies to ““I am not a witch””

  1. When your business gets run into the ground, you, you know, you didn’t do that on your own. You had lots of Democrats helping you.

  2. I approved this message because only I can lie my way out of this hole I dug. This Guy is such a liar. I mean where now not supposed to believe our ears either? When has he ever told the truth?
    Notice how he looks left all the time. A real tell.

  3. If you believe him, watch his hand movement… That’s might be the only indication you can remember of being a victim of his Jedi mind tricks. The rest of us can tell, because we actually remember the crap he says.

  6. All I could think of while watching him was that his comments, his real mask not slipping but crashing to the ground comments, were having some traction out there in pollster land and his answer was to get right back in front of the teleprompter.
    Note that for the first time evah he never quoted himself

  7. Don’t listen to the comments I made the other day, I was lying then but I’m not now. Trust me.

  9. Yeah… right. i had a girl friend once who appologised for sleeping with a friend and they went on with some long winded bull shite excuse… I listened. But I never dated the Bitch again… And I ain’t voting for this fool either.

  12. Wow! He’s learned to fake “sincerity” very well!
    If I didn’t know he was a dedicated communist,and IF I had recently suffered brain damage,I might believe him!

  13. Please note, I’ve also changed out of my rolled-up sleeves blue collar stump speech costume into this rented navy business suit with the open collar and flag pin costume to further enhance the pro-business illusion I am about to perform.

  14. “…And I approve this message because I believe we’re all in this together.”
    Which is probably the first straight, line he’s uttered. Well, Mr. BO, you’re certainly in this (mess) together. How any thinking person can support this extreme left-wing socialist and his sycophants is beyond comprehension.

  16. What was that stomach wrenching stench coming from the screen when BamBam was spewing? – It knocked my pet buzzard of his carrion.

  17. This man must think everyone is stupid but him.
    Was there another fatuous statement he made that I missed? Is that what this video was referencing?
    Yes, Dan S, those weren’t the droids we were looking for.

  19. One obvious effect that this ad will have: all those people watching it who don’t know what those “comments” were that were “taken out of context” will be damn curious about them and will do their best to find out.

  20. I agree with MolarMauler at 9:17.
    Kate is the best headline writer there is, and I frequently get a great laugh from them, this one no exception.

  21. Now that is one smooth slime ball.
    He’s obviously been a liar from birth and that’s why he can manage it without looking the least bit guilty. Although, I did think he was just a bit twitchy with this one.
    That he got caught in a trap of his own making has shown a weak spot and he knows it. He’ll be more careful from now on as this one has lost him votes from black business owners, Jewish business owners, and Catholic business owners. Well, maybe not.

  23. On Obama’s campaign trail in 2008 I saw him speak on campus. I was struck by his charisma and powerful rhetoric. He is a masterful speaker. It happened that I also listened intently to what he was ACTUALLY saying.
    He lied. I didn’t take it out of context, I didn’t have to. He flat out lied.
    He took credit for the increase in the amount of deposits the FDIC would insure. He said HE was going to raise it from $100k to $250k. I guess he didn’t know that I already knew that it had already been done, and that HE had NOTHING to do with it.
    Now, he’s insulted me again by telling me that I’m taking his earlier insult out of context. I can assure him that my vote will be in context.

  24. They’re trying to say that I said, ‘if you’ve got a business you didn’t build that, somebody else made that happen.’
    But what I actually said was, ‘if you’ve got a business you didn’t build that, somebody else made that happen.’

  25. dmorris:
    It’s an old joke in sales “Once you’ve learned to fake sincerity, everything else is easy”.

  26. That was a video of the world’s biggest dumb@ss, trying to hang on, by his very fingernails, to the edge of the toilet bowl while the swirling waters pull at his heels.
    That is the face of a man who’s staunchest supporters in the bluest of the blue states won’t display his campaign signs on their lawns or his bumper stickers on their cars. Because they are afraid other people will know they are suckers.
    Leeeewser. That’s my Phantom prediction. We shall see what the future holds.

  29. ‘What a skanky piece of crap.’
    Posted by: Fred at July 24, 2012 8:48 PM
    and richfishe’s ‘buzzard /stench’ comment; capture the ‘moment’, best, IMO.

  30. You know, he never answered anything before, but now he knows he told the truth, screwed the pooch, and now has to lie to try and get away from it. Aint gonna happen. I guess as president he would have to have said, “Mr. Gorbachev, build up that wall!”

  32. I did not watch the clip as I did not want to spoil my seventh decade birthday.
    I can not understand how so many of the American people, who have done so much even with some hiccups to advance liberal democracy for a hundred years and more, have fallen for the socialist lie.

  36. Asshole should be in a circus bicycle clown act- got backpedaling down to a fine science!

  37. Happy Birthday, KenK! You’ve got a few years on me — which I’m sure makes you wiser … 😉

  38. Happy Birthday Ken!
    No, spare yourself Obama. Although the slight whiff of flop-sweat in this vid does have its charms.

  40. yet another adolescent response……… the guy’s a chomming puke. I.Can’t.Stand.Him. He should dye his hair red.

  41. “Barack the Builder” just missing the hard hat for the full effect of the working man. We won’t get fooled again. Teleprompter God to the very very stupid, Barack, makes Jack Layton look sincere, without all the drippings.

  42. Happy Birthday Ken (Kulak)!
    As for the video, honest injun that bold rapscallion is ‘sucking hind teet on a boar hog’.
    Cheers
    Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
    1st Saint Nicolaas Army
    Army Group “True North”

  43. dmorris >
    “…He’s learned to fake “sincerity” very well!”
    Must be sarcasm.
    Too me, that had to be the most insincere BS I’ve ever heard.
    Of course he knows well that he just needs to say the words to recommit the loons, like disposable minions giving their lives up for Pharaoh.

  44. At least we now know why he hides his Affermative Action Harvard academic records.
    I’m wondering what his commie crowd is thinking after this backpedalling of the great Stalinist speech that they all were applauding a few weeks ago.
    I suppose they take liars as par for the course in their crazy little world, but some of them have got to doubt his competency to deliver by now. Ya would think, no?

  45. Bruce Wayne Riley >
    “…. he should dye his hair red”
    ROFL 🙂
    My favorite, couldn’t agree more.
    In fact he could then jump into a SWAT convention viewing of the new Batman movie while tossing a few smoke canisters for extra laughs.

  46. When you tell the truth you don’t have to remember what you said.
    He is spending millions of campaign monies trying to convince us that he remembers telling us the truth.
    –
    When a politician tries to defend himself,
    he knows he is in deep Shite..

  47. If his previous comments were misinterpreted it’s because he’s an ineloquent tongue-tied clod.
    What’s missing from this video is any mention of the essentials of economics, namely TRADE, PRODUCTION and the impetus behind the rising standard of living under capitalism, namely VALUATION of products by individuals using their own judgment, without government distortion through subsidies, tax incentives and the like.
    America, the closing line “we’re all in this together” means you’re all up a creek together if this guy gets re-elected. Capitalism is primarily about people doing things individually.
    One last thought: “I Am Not A Crook” didn’t work so well either.

  49. I screwed up big time, but I never said it. Irea lly do love America, trust me, really.

  50. I agree with the headline, tis is his: “I did not say that” speech.

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