Honey, I Finished The Internet

17 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Internet”

1. I blame Paris Hilton.

2. *sigh* My master borrowed Lady Gaga’s Kool-aid powder stash. Why me???!

3. OMG…Call HSUS before it commits suicide…oh wait…

4. Animal abuse.
   The person that did that to that little pony was one sick twist.
   addendum: You should see the pretty pink new scars I got from the last time I clipped my Olde English Bulldogge’s nails.

5. How devoid of self worth would you have to be to do that?

6. They’re beautiful.
   I especially like the “Pawdicure” nail polish. Someone’s gonna be a millionaire.
   … and pro football logos on dog ears, that’s inspired.

7. WOW – Just can’t wrap my mind around that.

8. Next they’ll be sewing trendy burkas on them, and twitching them along with trendy little diamond studded sticks.

9. Dyeing Your Dog
   Bet the dog wishes it died.

10. That’s just wrong..

11. Better the dog than their own child.

12. No more complaining, “He doesn’t match the rug”.

13. Needs more cowbell. Me, I wouldn’t do that to a dog — makes the meat taste funny.

14. Is that a Mastiff in poodle drag?

15. I wouldn’t try that with Mr. Fluffy. He loves me, but I’d be fooling myself if I tried to believe that he would not be willing and able to sever an artery.

16. I predict psychological problems down the line.

17. When the piercings start, call the cops.