Remember, these are the same people who hang around schoolyards;
“This is Jessica,” the narrator, Kevin Nealon, says. “She suffers from ‘BWVAKTBOOM,’ ‘Boyfriend Went Vegan and Knocked the Bottom Out of Me,’ a painful condition that occurs when boyfriends go vegan and can suddenly bring it like a tantric porn star.”
h/t Adrian
Left-wing commie lunatics!
Imagine if the same add was used for Viagra, or for an alcoholic beverage.
Well PETA I just had a marvellous rib eye steak on the grill tonight, and I will continue to enjoy such delicacies until the day I die.
A big part about being a Radical Leftie, which I imagine most devout vegans are, is never feeling any need to tell the truth.
The Truth is that most vegans I’ve met look like sickly, undernourished dweebs who would collapse if asked to help move a sofa. And a lot of them have a very funny permanent odor.
An English author long ago said that there was nothing much wrong with vegetarians except self-righteousness and flatulence. Ah for the good old days!
Compare 51 year old vegan to 51 year old who eats meat. mid island mike
http://www.facebook.com/IronChefMichaelSymon/posts/332671436749624
I know a vegan whose hair has not grown in 12 years due to protein deficiency. She may save a lot on hairdressers but I don’t think she will avoid the undertaker’s bill.
Shake a vegan’s hand?(wet dishcloth) If he can’t get his hand up for a good shake what else can’t he get up.
For non-FB users, the same image Mike referred to can also be viewed here.
My medical opinion is that veganism is a serious psychiatric disorder. Most of the “vegans” I see are young anorectics who use “veganism” as an excuse to cut out most foods and thus have their parents go along with their increasingly severe food restriction.
I can’t think of the last time I saw a vegan who I would consider healthy. More often I see neuropsychiatric manifestations of long term B12 deficiency as many of them also reject any “chemical” intake and thus refuse to take B12 supplements and also seem unable to comprehend that there are no plant sources of iron. I no longer see these patients except when they’re committed to the local psych ward for their refeeding syndrome once they’ve lost too much weight for them to continue to lie to their parents about their “vegan” lifestyle.
At least in the US the association between anorexia and “veganism” could form the basis of a class action lawsuit against PETA. What I’d really like to see is PETA being forced to give equal time to People Eating Tasty Animals who’d host a barbacue for students with the menu featuring numerous species of tasty animals.
As far as the veganism and sexual prowess, vegans in my experience, are some of the most sexually disinterested individuals one can run into. The only way I can see some of the male vegans I’ve seen getting it up would be via an implantable prosthesis.
Another great example of the left acting as a bellwether of what NOT to do and how not to live your life.
If you want to have a happy successful life simply do the opposite of what the Left/Lib/MSM advocate.
It really is that simple.
Well, I for one am looking forward to the screams of outrage about to spring forth from the feminist left regarding PETA’s endorsement of the ritualized sexual abuse of women! Treating women, ahem, like pieces of meat – soley for the purpose satiating the male sexual appetite! The pending tsunami of shrill feminist cries of outrage will undoubtedly reverberate throughout the MSM and trigger an international flood of condemnation.
(chirp, chirp, chirp)
Hitler was a vegetarian.
Also? I dated a vegan and, er, uh uh.
Knocked her bottom out, did it?
Hmpffff. It would seem our veggie gobbling friends slept through basic sex ed!
For the sake of the vegans and the stupid people and in the interest of public safety: know your holes!
If the hole isn’t self lubricating, don’t f**k it!
Encourage vegans, they’ll die quicker.
It’s just Darwin at work cleaning the shallow end of the gene pool.
I whole heartedly support PETA. For me, PETA stands for: People Eating Tasty Animals.
I think I’ll have the smoked pork loin this long weekend with bacon wrapped scallops.
As much as I try I can’t say anything about the PETA ad besides WTF!
As far as Kathy and her vegan date, check your fridge’s veggie crisper. Was that a date or the missing cucumber?
“The Truth is that most vegans I’ve met look like sickly,”Robert, I agree, they all look sick.
Loki’s information about the B12 deficiency is interesting, as I have wondered why vegans look so pasty.
It’s a cult. Treat as such.
“But does the ad also promote violence against women?”
No, not really. But it promotes the idea that violence against women is somehow hilarious, which I do take exception to. What IS it with the Left and misogyny? Is that why they like Islamists so much??
Now now Big Bad Jim @6:57 AM., don’t be hastey.
Well I am not an MD or a psychologist…..
But way, way back I attended an agricultural school……and took courses on animal nutrician.
Swine/Pigs are used as proxies for human nutrician, because their digestive tract/metabolism is extremely close to that of humans….
Humans and Swine are omnivourous….meaning they eat anything/everything…..but the catch is they MUST eat anything/everything.
There are about 3-4 amino-acids (components of protein) that can not be derived, in practice , from non-animal food sources…..They are present in vegatable sources but in such small amounts that it is impossible to consume sufficent….obviously consuming 150-200 lb of barley/day ain’t gonna happen.
Based upon this inconvenient truth…..it is logical to conclude that a professed vegan is a liar, sneaking an egg or 2/day or a glass of milk or they would be dead.
Another thing about animal nutrician….pigs especially….if they have a deficiency…they will actively seek out foods tp remedy that. Mineral deficient livestock will eat dirt.
North of 60 at 6:59 AM
“It’s just Darwin at work cleaning the shallow end of the gene pool.”
Indeed…..that’s my theory as well…and I’m stickin’ to it.
Tantric? Please.
SDA (Seventh Day Adventist) founder Ellen G. White promoted veganism in her religion to keep men’s ‘animal’ sex drives down.
“For the sake of the vegans and the stupid people and in the interest of public safety: know your holes!”
Reminds me of a graffito I saw at college: “I believe my butt is exit only”
This ad would have been more realistic if they had the female role played by another man since all the vegan males I’ve ever had the misfortune of meeting were gay.
For dinner tonight I’m having spaghetti and tomato sauce. At my age it’s the best I can do to blow off some poor woman’s underwear.
Vegans? Bring it like a vegan tantric porn star?
Has anyone here seen a vegan? A twig armed, patchy-facial-haired vegan? A real, honest-to-God, actually makes a habit of eating that shit, vegan?
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
(inhales breath raggedly, before continuing helpless laughter)
HA HA HA HA HA HA …!!!!!!
sasquatch “Mineral deficient livestock will eat dirt”.
Pigs also love eating coal. We used to feed them coal as a dewormer and they would gobble it up like a little kid, or an old kid, eating maple walnut ice cream. The coal did the trick perfectly.
At the risk of taking my life in my hands, I will also say that used motor oil spread on a pigs back took care of the skin bugs that tormented them. In a few minutes they were blacker than…the ace of spades. In a few days they were as white as fresh snow.
Sasquatch, quite right that humans are omnivores. I suspect the comparison of human GI tract to that of the pig is forbidden in islamofascist states.
I’ve seen cows go to specific spots on their pasture and lick up the dirt from there. Obviously some mineral they were deficient in. Humans have the same ability but most often they ignore unusual food cravings that they get. With the demonization of salt I’ve seen lots of patients who haven’t eaten more salt when they suddenly had a craving for salty food. In most of these people their blood pressure was quite a bit lower than normal and a few of them had passed out when they stood up. The human taste system is designed to tell people that they don’t need salt if food tastes too salty or that they need it when suddenly food isn’t salty enough. That, of course, assumes maintenance of a low salt diet to keep this system functioning well.
Ken, hadn’t heard of pigs eating coal before, but it seems to have had the desired effect. Chimpanzees have learned to eat toxic leaves to deworm themselves and I’ve always been curious how they get the dose right.
Maybe the treatment of veganism will turn out to involve the old prefontal lobotomy to remove excess influence of the frontal lobes on dietary preferences. Our lower brain centers do a very good job of maintaining nutritional balance and it’s just a matter of letting them do their thing without interference. Behaviorally, I don’t think it will change vegans very much although they might be more physically active after the lobotomy.
Quite aside from the iffyness of portraying vegans as sexual powerhouses, the ad is a bit, um, rapey, no?
loki, I know it is hard to believe, but the pigs appeared to be smiling when you threw the coal into the pens and there was a milling and squealing like the bridal bouquet throw after a wedding. It was a real treat for them.
They did not emit any CO2 either.
Black Mamba at 4:22 PM:
Quite true, but it wasn’t rape-rapey if you know what I mean.
I had no idea Vegans could even survive within the Sol system…