Imam Suleiman Eniceri said it was suspicious that Santa Claus brings presents into a house by climbing down a chimney or through windows. “If he was an honest person he would come through the door as we do,” the imam said. The imam cited a passage in the Koran that calls on the faithful to enter houses through doors.
h/t Bemused
In Sweden (I think) Santa enters through the front door. Does this make Santa honest or perhaps a Muslim? Over to you Imam.
I think Mohammed came in through the child’s bedroom window!
The imam cited a passage in the Koran that calls on the faithful to enter houses through doors.
Does this come before or after the passage that calls on the faithful to enter office buildings via airplanes?
Gee, it takes an imam to tell us there are things about Santa that are suspicious. Kids 9 yrs old finally figure that out.
Which makes me ask what someone else mentioned, did Mo’s 9-yr old intended get a surprise when she learned what gift he had for her in his sack?
Total jerks.
You would never see a Biblical reference without a reference source consisting of Book, Chapter, Verse. Then we could see how much of a stretch the imam is making. The Koran has more inane rules than the Old Testament – a survey of Arab social life in the 7th century.
A big lump of coal for the Iman.
Yea, and I also hear that you need to invite a vampire in through the front door. Now that’s civilized Mo.
Anyone with a brain knows what Islamic culture brings to the west. Only the very stupid would encourage further Islamic immigration.
Arf! They’re all good, but somebody has to win – Amy P, you take the prize!
These comments are coming from someone who attempts to justify honor killings and marrying 12 year old children? What a despicable perversion disguised as a religion,the sooner somebody bombs them back to the 7th century the better off the world will be.
This highlights the single greatest weakness of Islam.
As religions go, it is utterly bereft of any sense of humour at all.
Is flying reindeer halal?
Does this come before or after the passage that calls on the faithful to enter office buildings via airplanes?
Posted by: Amy P. at December 30, 2011 11:01 AM
if that isn’t the best one of the year, it’s in the top two…my hat is off to you.
Congratulations, you win a free personalized box of nothing…yes it’s nothing in a box, doesn’t slice, dice OR make julienne fries, no assembly required, batteries not included, safe for children and liebrals of all ages (as long as you hide the box)…pick it up during office hours 🙂
Amy P….That will be an SDA classic line. You should get copywrite on that one, as it will be only a matter of time before you are quoted on Fox News.
Oh yah, there is a message for you from the CHRC in 3..2…1…
Joe: only if their cute little necks are sliced open while pointing TOWARDS Mecca. Sorry kids in the West! Christmas is cancelled, but you are invited for a very nice venison dinner in the desert!!!
Bemused, you are right. Amy P. comes in on December 30, 2011 at 11:58 with the all time winner comment.
Congratulations Amy P.
Frankemm 11:35 AM
“These comments are coming from someone who attempts to justify honor killings and marrying 12 year old children? What a despicable perversion disguised as a religion,the sooner somebody bombs them back to the 7th century the better off the world will be.”
Your comment has much merit….just one question, how do you bomb something marrooned in the stone age into the 7th century….you would need some really SMART bombs…..
Arab culture…..an oxymoron…….
there’s still a day and a half left, but I don’t know….it’s going to be hard to top that one…I’m sure we’ll all try though, and the nice thing is that we won’t be setting car bombs off if we lose.
meanwhile, the difference between islamists and Israel…Israelis AIM…
(LWJ) — The Israeli Air Force killed the emir of the al Qaeda-linked Jaish al Islam, or Army of Islam, in an airstrike in northern Gaza. The airstrike is the latest by Israel that has targeted al Qaeda-affiliated terrorists in the Gaza Strip.
Israeli fighter-bombers killed Muaman Abu Daf, the leader of the Army of Islam, in a strike in the Zeitoun district in Gaza City today. Hamas, the terror group which runs Gaza, confirmed that Abu Daf was killed in the attack. Five other Palestinians were wounded. Members of the Army of Islam wrapped Abu Daf’s body in the flag flown by al Qaeda in Iraq, Shabaab, and other al Qaeda affiliates in the Middle East.
The Israeli Defense Forces confirmed the strike and said the Air Force “targeted a terrorist squad that was identified moments before firing rockets at Israel from the northern Gaza Strip.”
“A hit was confirmed, thwarting the rocket fire attempt,” the IDF said in a statement released on its website. “The aforementioned squad is responsible for the firing of rockets at Israel in the past number of days.”
Today’s strike that killed Abu Daf is the third by the Israeli Air Force against what the IDF refers to as “Global Jihad-affiliated terrorists,” or Gaza-based groups linked to al Qaeda. On Dec. 27, the Israeli Air Force killed Abdallah Telbani, who was involved in a plot to attack Israel from the Egyptian Sinai as well as with rocket and IED attacks along the Israeli-Gaza border.
“Turkey’s population is over 96 percent Muslim and less than one percent Christian. At the same time it is a secular state with many European traditions.”
See,you Rednecks,Turkey is a model for us all! I wonder when they’re going to have their fill-in-the-blank-“Spring”.
“Turkey’s population is over 96 percent Muslim and less than one percent Christian. At the same time it is a secular state with many European traditions.”
Coincidentally they have a very low population of Armenians, Assyrians, and Pontic Greeks, compared to former large minorities. I wonder where they all went. There were at least a few million in total in 1914 which would translate into 10 – 15 million today. Maybe Santa killed them all.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/middle-east/turkey-thousands-gather-for-funerals-of-35-civilians-mistakenly-killed-in-air-force-strike/2011/12/30/gIQAR8a8PP_story.html
Further to Turkey the model for the world,air strikes on Kurds kill 35 civilians.
Even Harper isn’t that aggressive!
Good grief just when you think one of their holy men can’t utter something as stupid as the last edict.
Rose
“Good grief just when you think one of their holy men can’t utter something as stupid as the last edict.”
Have you been shopping for vegetables again?
What about leaving?
Is that regulated as well?
Is so, how does that affect babies born by Ceasarian section?
There`s a few others on this thread that deserve at least honourable mention: Gellen at 11:09; sasquatch at 12:52.
Scar at 1:47, pretty good also, if a little grisly.
Who is worse- this yahoo or someone who bans Nativity scenes?
Discuss.
Osumashi Kinyobe asks the musical question: “Who is worse- this yahoo or someone who bans Nativity scenes?”
That’s easy. The liberal Christian-basher is worse, because:
a)his Nativity scene ban is pure spite, because Christians are his political enemies
b) his actions are destroying his own country and culture, and
c) he aids and abets the Santa-hating Muslim yahoo as well as what he does on his own.
If we continue to defeat and dismay the liberals/progressives in this country, idiot Muslim imams of the radical variety won’t have much to say in public, and we won’t have to listen to their crap anymore.
The Imams are in a spiral of increasing insanity.
They have banned so much they must take years to figure even more dumb things to ban. All except, mutilation, child sex, religious bigotry,killing in every form,making Women slaves. Lying to anyone even other Muslims All the things the Devil their real Father cares about.
Does this retard that believes in a magical, hateful Allah,that delivers 79 virgins to Martyrs not believe that St Nickolas appears and delivers presents to obedient children?
In for a dime, in for a dollar, RETARD.
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Ps
These a**holes can’t handle one Virgin without their fists, how are 79 going to do anything but gang up and kill him in his sleep?
The real Arab Spring is coming, from the Women,
wait for it…………..
dwright
“The real Arab Spring is coming, from the Women,
wait for it…………..”
I can’t understand why Middle Eastern women tolerate being pushed around by such retards. I have a theological question. If I buy vegetables, does that make me gay?
scar
In a word no, veggies are an important part of a quality beef stew.
Have you ever killed and eaten an animal?
I have.
sorry Scar,
I’m in a bad mood these days;
must be my time of the month………..
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Amy P.
BRILLIANT………….
You get my award(for what it’s worth)