Is There Nothing That Obama Can’t Do?


h/t Kevin B
MoreJust as Sgt. Obama had the not so lonely unemployed club band huddled around him to tell America to “PASS THIS BILL”, literally that very minute Bank of America released a statement it is sacking 30,000. Because Banana republic is so 2010, we are now officially an Onion republic.

14 Replies to “Is There Nothing That Obama Can’t Do?”

  1. Wait until the Teleprompter Future’s Market prices in loosing their star advertisement.
    Time to short that market.

  2. The big States of California & NY have the unemployment economy…Without Obama they, the State, would have to fund Welfare… A state of welfare exists despite what you call it or who (federal) pays…The Unemployed get to vote more than twice and get free houses, medical, and Cars. The Obama folks for sure
    California will have to fall into the Pacific in order to end its dependency…too many fruit loops sucking on the public tit…

  3. 30,000 unemployed? No sweat! Pull a McGuinty: just ‘create’ 30,000 new government positions.
    Hell, I mean every gov’t subsidized windmill should have someone calculating the lo$$/per/minute – just to give my grandchildren a ‘heads up’.

  4. I like the “pass this bill” remix. It certainly captures the spirit of The One’s speech without burning up an entire half hour listening to him ramble and lie.

  5. From AoS
    A blonde, a brunette and Barack Obama walk into a bar. Over the first few rounds, President Obama explained his Jobs Creating Stimulus bill to the two ladies. When he got done, the blonde said, “That won’t work.”

  6. “Pass this bill!”
    Try an enema Barry. You pass it, then flush please, as a courtesy to others.

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