17 Replies to ““One more strike and you’re out.””

  1. Gee! How much more we would have if we were not being screwed by P.E.Unions.
    Also. What could go wrong?

  2. Considering the title of the contest is “How Screwed are You” and the public service unions treatment of taxpayers I think this slogan works:
    “Bosses beware — when we’re screwed, we multiply”

  3. Pu-blic Un-ion More Wage Hikes!
    We raise your Taxes when We Go on Strike!
    That’s OK ’cause when We Pay
    It Goes in Our Po-ckets at the End of the Day
    YAY!

  4. Here’s my contribution:
    [Radio spot]:”Tuition fees, student debt – how can we help the kids? Here’s the answer:
    LET’S ALL GO BACK TO WORK.”

  5. Nice one, Oz.
    I like that the Post did not offer any commentary, just the facts.
    I wonder if organizations actually pay more than $2,400 for a good slogan.
    Nike had it best 20 years ago: Just Do It.
    Mine: Gimme gimme never gets…unless you work for a union! or (a little tasteless) Jack! Jack? Can you hear me down there, Jack?

  6. The contest format is to complete the sentence “I’m so screwed that…”.
    So here’s one: … my compulsory union dues are more than my retirement savings.
    Or how about: …more of the money I earn goes to the political party I despise than I can afford to give the one I support.

  7. Taxing the crap out of minimum-wage workers for 40 years to pay for our pensions!
    (And, of course, out of everyone else too but it’s meant to knee them in the socialist balls over something they claim to care about.)

  8. Strike it rich!
    Strike for more!
    Oh, wait…isn’t this supposed to be satirical?
    Unions think they are the government.

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