Who says the status of women is not advancing in the Islamic world?
In fact they have a new magazine:
Al-Qaeda has launched a women’s magazine that mixes beauty and fashion tips with advice on suicide bombings.
Who says the status of women is not advancing in the Islamic world?
In fact they have a new magazine:
Al-Qaeda has launched a women’s magazine that mixes beauty and fashion tips with advice on suicide bombings.
I thought this would be a link to the “Onion”!
Still, a girl should look her best just before she explodes.
Still, a girl should look her best just before she explodes.
~dmorris
Tweenie Kahdr looking in mirror: “Oh, No!”
“Tonight is the feast of EID and I’ve got a huge zit on my nose.” “I could just DIE!”
Maybe they’ll have a French version . . . for Quebec towns.
Praise Be to Muhammed the Sheep Shanker. Maybe multicult Canada could get this funded by the taxpayers for the Jihadi’s living here. The Liberals under Paul Martin gave quite a few tax dollars to fund the Mosque in Edmonton, in exchange for a few votes of course.
Everyone knows how gauche it is to wear pink for suicide bombings. That colour is reserved for public stonings and hangings.
Having a bad hair day? It’s nothing a good veil can’t fix! Pick the right veil for your shape of head.
I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing an all-black burka.
Wanna bet?
Many al Qaeda fashionistas of both sexes would,
likely welcome such assistance as graduation day
approaches up in the wilds of South Dumpsterstan.
Was al Qaeda’s ‘The Majestic Woman’ magazine launched on “International Women’s Day” ?
This video details why it’s okay to beat Muslim women by so called Moderate Muslim men: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JCuBEqytt4U
Perhaps the magazine can have a section totally devoted to how men can beat their wives ala Sharia Law.
Normalizing a violent savage barbaric terrorist group, will this magazine be sold on our Campuses?
>Normalizing a violent savage barbaric terrorist group, will this magazine be sold on our Campuses?
Nah probably not “sold” but given away for free, courtesy of taxpayer funded NGO diversity programs. Likely not going to be on the required readings lists of any women’s studies courses either.
Easy, breezy Covered Girl
A women’s fashion magazine that can claim no women were involved in its production. Huge cost saving by not having to pay for any supermodels. No airbrushing or hairbrushing, for that matter.
Women can now list “Jihad Cosmo’s Miss January” on their Facebook status and no one will know (or dare to question) if it’s true. I’m sure the Burka calendar is going to be really hot!
Is it April 1st already?
ex africa semper aliquit novum…
every time i think the limits of self satire have been stretched to it’s limit by the muslimos they come up with some brand new cockamamie hypocritical irony filled display….it would be hilarious if it weren’t the sign of an abiding evil pathology
From the article:
“….exclusive interviews with martyrs’ wives, who praise their husbands’ decisions to die in suicide attacks.”
A clean way to get rid of the idiot husband. No?
What’s in it for the female martyrs? 72 virgins?
well there ya go, one stop martydom.
a little bit like driveup window funeral visitations; cater to the demand, find that niche market.
Great news for Muslim women imprisoned by Sharia Law, now they can choose between the black body bag and the charcoal one not to be confused with the off black one of course. Max it will be a hit with the “Save Save Hamas crowd”. Peter tooooo funny.
I guess a Playgirl-type centerfold for all the women readers is out of the question? 😉
They beat “The Onion” to it!
Is that the feast of “Eid” or thefeast of “IED”?
Peter (5:24 pm.): Great stuff!
Next issue: 10 Women that will Blow You to Paradise
Please explain how that culture of death is somehow the moral equivalence of our own gentle Christian and secular culture?
Although, I am not so sure about the seculars in Madison Wisconsin or the Anarchist fagot facial urinaters of San Francisco.
These just have to be the final days. It would be too embarrassing to wait around for what’s coming next. Yes, ’embarrassing’, because how stupid are we going to feel when we realize that we could have stopped it all, saved our modern civilization, but didn’t.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, Islamic women are not innocent victims. They are enablers, and willing participants.
This is wrong on so many levels.
I wonder why no one else seems to have noticed that this is a growing problem, not some obscure dying culture far removed in a National Geographic culture-fetish piece.
It is coming to a town near you eventually, regardless of the disbelief and ridicule by others that say not so.
Islam is wrong on so many levels.
The concept of God weighing good deeds versus bad (yet in practice, Muslims are quick to flog, amputate or stone on the basis of just one misdeed).
The concept of God needing Muslims to kill those they disagree with.
The concept that it is ok to lie to and mistreat those outside their belief system.
And so on. Oh, when talking belief systems, you can interchange “the left” with Islam / Muslim.
Just make sure not to tell those potential suicide bombers about the effects of vitamin D deficiency on their health. Being covered up constantly and never seeing the sun creates profound vitamin D deficiency which may explain a small part of the insanity of islam. I guess it’s an advantage as one of the results of vitamin D deficiency is depression which might make the profession of suicide bomber more attractive.
This magazine can’t be the equivalent of Cosmo as it seems to have no articles on sex or perhaps blowing oneself up is the islamic version of the ultimate orgasm.
I’m curious where it’s published as I’m sure it runs afoul of anti-terrorism laws unless those laws are just aimed at radical Mormons.
Loki >
“Being covered up constantly and never seeing the sun creates profound vitamin D deficiency..”
Yea, but it saves costs on the skin whitening creams that sell by the Billions USD in the ME & Asia.
The ME/ Arab hatred for dark skinned to black people is, well – genocidal.
No apologies if that little fact offended any lefty trolls.
Articles this issue:
Sexy in Semtex
Girls, wow him in the bedroom: bring the goat!
Does my black eye mean he loves me?
Hey Ladies, get your guy to touch you in a place you have never been touched before: in public!
She Bang!..no..literally..she bang…
The lady bits..not just for, oh..I don’t know..something to do with , I think, the baby and something..not really sure? Could be wrong on this one..I thought it came out the other end, or something? Anyways, main thing is that it is healthy the day we blow it up in the name of Allah (PBUH)
I bet it has killer graphics. Literally.
JMO