59 Replies to “The Decline And Fall Of The American Empire”

  2. I simply must get one of those signs for MY fridge. Stepdaughter is an ice cream hound. Damn teenagers!

  8. I won’t sleep tonight because of the horror that my eyes were forced to view.
    Shame on you Kate

  11. Not capitalizing the words “each detainee” while every other word on the sign is capitalized is a hate crime so we have to let them all go.

  15. Hey Johnny wetpants, it’s Obama’s war now. The way he played up closing Gitmo and bringing the boys home from Iraq and Afghanistan as he was campaigning you’d have thought the transport planes would be bringing the troops home during his inagural address. Last I checked Obama is still commander in cheif. Take up your beef with him. And don’t forget….hand sanitizer before, during and after your keyboard ‘strokings’….

  16. Surely you can see how filling a freezer with Dixie Cups is culturally insensitive. Damn Rednecks!

  17. And you Johnny Maudlin are uncouth.
    In one breath you insult Kate; and in the next you use her site to post articles. YoMomma didn’t raise you right!

  18. 6,000 calories per day! Ohh my, no worries about detainees jumping the fence and sprinting to freedom.

  19. 6,000 calories a day?! We’re killing the bastards with kindness! They should be breaking rocks and surviving on bread, water, worms and insects.

  21. Ooo, rubber Johnny has his knickers in a twist. Yay! Always nice to see some outrage from the ’60s burn-out side of the aisle.
    Johnny Maudlin: the reason hippie punching was invented. Bwaha!

  23. Torture pure and simple. To imprison terrorists in a former playground for millionaires. Water all over the sand and green things that aren’t watered by hand all over the place. Then to limit to a single ice cream? By the way, how often do the troops get ice cream in A’stan or Iraq? Can the freakin’ tourists get ice cream?

  24. “There has to be a Ben and Jerrys joke in there somewhere concerning the flavour of the ice cream.”
    Yeah, cept it’s just frozen lumps of worms and insects; they hump goats, WTF do they know.

  25. ‘I blame Michelle’ andycanuck, I think that you have a valid point. Has Shelly been there to see the obesity in that spa? She is probably very ‘concerned’ about her friends. It would be ‘mean’ to leave the KKKKKoren crowd out of nanny state diet, now wouldn’t it? They may hide their flab from the guards (er, attendants), via wearing big sheets but the Tsarina food nanny may have information that we don’t re; the fatty- fatties in Gitmo. Nobody should be beyond the all seeing Tsarina of fat problem solving; it is for their own good. Maybe their is some Homer Simpson in those dummies in Gitmo!

  26. @ Gord …the Ben & Jerry’s ice cream flavors would be “Mecca You Fat” or “Low Fatwa Nutbar”.

  27. Oh horrors, no frozen YOGURT?
    Cheers
    Hans-Christian Georg Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
    1st Saint Nicolaas Army
    Army Group “True North”

  28. Jihadi Jellybean, Upside Down Strawberry, Blow up Blueberry, Long Time Licorice? Just trying to help.

  29. More Ben & Jerry’s flavors:
    “Chunky Jihad Monkey”
    “Palestinian Pralines”
    “Sugar Plump Farsi”
    “Camel Apple Crunch”
    “Improvised Explosive Fig Ices”

  30. Still more Ben & Jerry’s flavors:
    “Khandahar Candybar”
    “Afghanistan Chocolate Bran”
    “Urban Turban”
    “Kabul Rabble Crunch”

  32. Still more Ben & Jerry’s flavors:
    “Gooey Chewy Ka-Blooey”
    “Mother of ALL Batches”
    “Islamophobic Phudge Ripple”
    “CarBombic Banana Blast”
    “Tawdry Tunisian Tart”
    “72 Raisin Roundup”
    Believe me, Muslim Brother, these flavours are to Shahid for!

  33. Ben & Jerry’s: Xtra Hairy Dairy, or the Love your Goat Float, or Beat your Wife Below Head-Level Revels, Curry McFlurry

  34. BTW, did I mention those Beat your Wife Below Head-Level Revels come with Honor Killing Filling?

  37. Ben and Jerry’s 72 Heavenly Islamic flavours!
    Jihadberry Explosion
    Too Creamy for Dhimmis
    Diet – not Mecca you Fatwa

  41. Slogans:
    I am an unbeliever, but only in the sense that I can’t believe it’s not haram!
    Ayatolldya it was delicious!
    You’ll crave it five times a day! (No, they’re definitely not Jews. Where did you hear that?)

  42. I scream, we scream; all because of ice scream.
    Hasan al Bana split. Taqqiya Sunrise Surprise. Mujahadeen Mousse. Shaheed Shake. Muhammad(PERV) Pecan

  43. What?!
    Nobody mentioned this flavour: Al the fish in MB
    Always bet on Chocolate. Vanilla flavored ones are probably banned.
    Might be considered to racist.

  45. Cripes these guys eat better than we do when we were overseas. Hard rats for 7 months and these assholes are eating ice cream??
    Bread and water is to good for these pricks.

  46. If only we could offer them a “Harveys” flavoured treat but alas the labeling is all wrong. So sad.

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