With a tip o’ the hat to Robert W in Reader Tips, here is Iowahawk‘s I Guess You Had To Be There (The Barack Obama Celebrity Roast). [Might not be suitable for work prudes.] Old-timers will no doubt recall Iowahawk‘s ground-breaking Interwebothique work ca. September, 2004, when he wrote My Teleprompter is Deadly (Excerpts from the new Inspector Dan Rather Mystery), which opens with the infamous line, “My name is Rather. And I’m a dick.” When the written word alone can make one laugh so hard that one has to leave the room to catch one’s breath: I think that’s notable.

ROFLMAO!
Iowahawk is soooo effin hilarious!
And so spot on.
We’re not worthy!
That is simply superb,Vit! That Iowahawk sure knows his stuff.And the great part is it’s so hilarious because it’s the GD TRUTH!!! And you just know the leftards won’t get….heh
*a rare talent*
-Marc in Calgary…
Brilliant.
Disturbing, hilarious, and right on. I tip my hat to Iowahawk.
Thanks, Kate!
[If it’s off-topic, put it in Reader Tips. –Vitruvius]
Not only is he the funniest, he knows rocket cars
Every time I think that Iowahawk can’t get better, he does.
Was a bit puzzled by the inclusion of Lizzy Windsor. The Moonbat Prince Charlie, I’d understand, but Liz? Knighting Islamists, maybe?
cause he gave her crappy gifts….she would have expected a Faberge’ egg or sumpin like dat but the igorrant low rent commie gave her an iPod of his speeches ferkrissake…..wouldn’t YOU be pissed ?…