65 Replies to “Y2Kyoto: An Inconvenient Headline”

  1. The way the British talk… makes me wish I lived in Britain. I yearn to be able to go around saying “I’m going to go light up a fag and check out the cute tits at the park…” without getting hauled before some “human rights” commission…

  2. If great tits do well what about lesser tits?
    My Welsh mother always emphasized that tits were birds, teats were what calves sucked for nourishment.

  3. Fred mentioned, “warming them works, so does a little chocolate :)”
    Just a reminder of the old adage, “Liquor is quicker.”

  4. ..and the equally (in)famous “Have some Madeira, my Dear.”
    No doubt the basis of the sage advice, “Any Port in a storm…”
    Those Brits do know how to party.

  5. “Dizzy Miz Lizzie is proof positive that global warming is a bust”
    Bernie,
    Does Dizzy Miz Lizzie disappear for two weeks when a ship comes in?
    RCN CPO Classic Warning:
    Son! Shore leave requires protection. When you are dunk as a Skunk the most hideous & ugly beast is going to offer you her bed. When you wake up in the morning, beside that beast, you are going to hate yourself & any part of you that came in contact with her. Son! The beast may live a normal live with husband & children but every time a Ship comes in she disappears for 2 weeks. She trolls the Bars for fools like you. The Shore Kit of rubbers will at least save your dick from falling off.

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