The Result Of An Undercover Investigation

31 Replies to “The Result Of An Undercover Investigation”

1. There’s a joke in similar vein involving Oprah, but I don’t think it would be in my best interests to post it here.

2. Heh! :b

3. ROFL. Thanks for this one, Kate.

4. Too bad it didn’t make it to the end user , we could have heard the classic this crack smells like ass . Sorry in advance .

5. Oh no! I just checked – I have it too!

6. Must have been wearing Depends, unless he has an extra large crevice.
   Guess it’s a case where the end justifies the means.
   Doubt if crack users would notice the possible odor, they’ve lost most of their senses anyway.
   The cops have something in common with Proctologists.

7. ROFL….

8. Umm, Uh, in this instance wouldn’t it be a good idea to define “End User”? Just askin’

9. It was inevitable that the war on some drugs would eventually make us all guilty of something.
   Who would have guessed it was crack in buttocks?
   Un-intended consequences indeed.
   I wonder what the rehab is for this?

10. Umm, Uh, in this instance wouldn’t it be a good idea to define “End User”? Just askin’
    Said I was sorry in advance .

11. Dear god, the next thing they’ll bann flatulence…
    My mistake, already done: 9Thanks to instapundit
    knox.villagesoup.com/rewrite/108448.htm

12. probably a plumber . . . they are famous for their cracks

13. Gives a whole new meaning to “butt crack”!!!!

14. Now I know what they mean by a “crack epidemic”. It seems it affects everyone. I checked myself out and I too am afflicted as is my wife. I’ll check with the rest of my family and friends to see if they too are stricken. I sadly think that they are.

15. Front page of the Vancouver Sun a few years ago:
    Forestry Workers Slam Loss of Mac- Blo Jobs

16. Sorry Bill D. Cat, I was suddenly overcome by an icky mental image and missed that part of your post.
    Do you think, though, that Crack end users sniff it before they dive right in?
    Oh damn, that mental image is back….Ugh

17. On a serious note though, it is important to expose crack in our society regardless of whose crack it is. Those with substantial crack should pay the harshest penalties, yes, even jail time, where crack is highly valued. I know that our jails are already overcrowded (two to a bunk) butt I don’t hear the inmates complaining. I’m told however that the cost of providing bars of soap to these institutions is soaring.

18. I don’t feel that bad about going off topic on this thread somehow:
    http://healthandfitness.sympatico.msn.ca/Fat+people+smokers+cheaper+to+treat+than+longliving+healthy+people+study+says/News/ContentPosting.aspx?isfa=1&newsitemid=18854016&feedname=CP-HEALTH&show=False&number=0&showbyline=True&subtitle=&detect=&abc=abc&dat

19. Police: “We’ll get you all in the end”

20. 15 bags of crack – cheeky bugger!

21. With 15 bags of crack between his nether cheeks he had to be walking funny.

22. They found crack found in a man’s buttocks? No sh*t.

23. He must have been discovered by a crack team of investigators. Or would that be a team of crack investigators?
    After smoking some, “end users” would say “Man, that’s good shit!”.
    C’mon, Hans Rupprecht, you must have one or two puns waiting for this one.

24. Just another a$$hole on crack…

25. Fifteen inches?

26. Further more, the guy had to be close to cracking up with all that crack in his crack. It was out of sight but not out of mind.
    Wonder if they used sniffing dogs for the find?

27. I hope this poor, poor, addict-victim doesn’t slip through the crack in the social safety net.

28. …a plumber’s worst nightmare has come true.

29. Couldn’t resist, could you, Kate? O K, you got your giggles – now give us your wise “crack” at this post!

30. Only on FOX!
    We distort.
    You abide.

31. I “cracked a smile” on this one!