35 Replies to “Chinese Embassies All Safe And Accounted For”

  2. Man, I don’t know about pissing on the VM, but positioning yourself behind the bent-over-female sink is just a HILARIOUS concept.
    Thanks for the laugh.

  3. I hope there isn’t a sit-down model of the prophet mohammed (pees be with you) or else kaka will happen big time.

  4. I don’t think my wife will let me install one of those in our home. In fact, I’m pretty sure she won’t.

  7. Never happen Mark, postmodern sculptors only do Christian themed blasphemy. Something to do with under developed reproductive anatomy I believe.

  8. I wonder if Bronco Billy is pondering this sort of thing to solve Calgary’s public toilette shortage.

  10. You should see the green one in (the inventor of the penis) Al Gores home! It pays you carbon credits by the dribble.

  13. Speaking of Algore, T-shirt Hell has a new shirt showing him on a shirt saying “I didn’t invent the internet, but I DID make up global warming”. Their site is definitely NSFW (and may induce all sorts of heart palpitations among religous folks), but I know more than a few people who want one just to get a rise out of the granola crowd.

  16. There is absolutely no way I am going to step up to a urinal shaped like an crocodile’s mouth!

  17. If they can desecrate the Virgin Mary in this way, then I want to see a urinal shaped like the Prophet Mohammed (pee be upon him).

  18. …that’s what I love about visiting here, the one liners…
    pees, batman, blowdryers,
    Good thing I already drank my coffee…

  19. Wonderful. I see the mandarins have bought into the latest of western de-civilizing trends. I give the nascent chinese hegemony fewer years than the soviet horror.
    In an effort to train the more simple folk not to piss when and where they please, these oh-so-wise authorities have enlisted millenia-old sex and cult-religious practices. The peasants are not stupid. Pretty soon they will add idols of the communist party bigwigs…and piss on them too!

  22. We could never do that in this culture.
    How would you accomodate the gays?
    Damned if I’m ever going to lean over a guy’s ass to wash my hands.

  23. Hmmmm will the deodorant cake in the urinals kill you with toxic fumes? Maybe it’s made from recycled dissidents.

  25. Hey WLM, how about urinal cakes shaped as your favorite Leftard Enviro Mentalist.

  27. or that big mouth Steven Lewis,
    could hold a beer party and do cross swords without even looking at each other.

  28. “How ’bout urinal cakes that look like Alan Rock? I’d pay money to pee on that.”
    “Hey WLM, how about urinal cakes shaped as your favorite Leftard Enviro Mentalist.”
    Both great ideas…we can have a whiole series of urinal cakes…molded, hand painted and lifelike of a litany of Leftard offenders…dash of some quick sketches and dimensions colors…maybe just photos and submit them to a Chinese contractor for turn-key design, production, packaging and drop shipping to a North American port.
    :et’s make this interesting seeing how were’re using a Chinese capitalist…maybe make the first 4 cakes Mao,Ho Chi Min, Kim Jong and Marx ( or Buddha…well maybe save the Buddha for a North American series of Urinals). 😉
    Great Idea though “The Commie Martyrs series Urinal cakes and urinals” Pee on the faces that changed the world! 😉

  31. didnt they have these open air pissers in paris years ago?
    see, the chinese are consistently half a century behind the west.

  32. note the location of the urinals; on the roof.
    when I wuz in bridge construction eons ago, we had a trick called ‘who can finish wizzing before it starts to hit the river’
    with my prostate the way it is now, cripes, I cant even get it started in time….
    ah the exuberances and indulences of youth.

  35. pokemon…”note the location of the urinals; on the roof.”
    Worse yet, note where they are draining into.
    Gives new meaning to “one tonne soup”.
    Global Warming you know.

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