The Movie.
Via Flaggman.
NCF TO (in the comments) – “They also forgot to tell him that the two-cheek Euro-kiss is totally wrong at a Stampede breakfast.”
The Movie.
Via Flaggman.
NCF TO (in the comments) – “They also forgot to tell him that the two-cheek Euro-kiss is totally wrong at a Stampede breakfast.”
Dion’s golf ball analogy is moronic. He comes across as a prissy little girlie boy.
Ahhhhh… nobody can make me spray coffee through my nose like “Borat” Dijon. I think some prankster in his entourage slipped him an LSD suppository and told him it was a personal carbon footprint meter. 🙂
The golf allegory was priceless…not only has he no grasp on the English language but I swear he’s never been golfing…well maybe once….and he was duped into being a caddy for the Cretch because the Shawinigab Strangler told him as environment minister he had to get closer to the greens. 😉
Ahhhhh… nobody can make me spray coffee through my nose like “Borat” Dijon. I think some prankster in his entourage slipped him an LSD suppository and told him it was a personal carbon footprint meter. 🙂
The golf allegory was priceless…not only has he no grasp on the English language but I swear he’s never been golfing…well maybe once….and he was duped into being a caddy for the Cretch because the Shawinigab Strangler told him as environment minister he had to get closer to the greens. 😉
Ahhhhh… nobody can make me spray coffee through my nose like “Borat” Dijon. I think some prankster in his entourage slipped him an LSD suppository and told him it was a personal carbon footprint meter. 🙂
The golf allegory was priceless…not only has he no grasp on the English language but I swear he’s never been golfing…well maybe once….and he was duped into being a caddy for the Cretch because the Shawinigab Strangler told him as environment minister he had to get closer to the greens. 😉
Wow, thats lame.
Liberals are sure not a cosy bunch, they always meet in huge rooms with just a few people.
Dude needs a posse. A national leader can’t enter an event all alone.
They also forgot to tell him that the two-cheek Euro-kiss is totally wrong at a Stampede breakfast.
yup the liberals have selected a real “Winner”, now that we know he can relate to all of the golfers out there(at least i think that’s what he said). And did you notice how they were lining up in Droves to shake his hand!, Man to be so popular, scary.
I bought a new dodge 1 ton with a cummins engine
duallies and every inaginable toy on the inside.
Trouble was I didn’t know how to work all the toys.
First big problem was the radio. It had the usual dash board controls with extra controls on the stearing wheel. I just couldn’t figure out how they worked. So… back to the dealer I went.
The salesman smiled and said you havn’t understood the new voice controlled truck sterio.
We got into my big new truck started her up and the salesman said,”willi” and the radio started playing “on the road again”.
Next he said; “Ray Charles” and the radio started playing “Georgia on my mind”.
After this wonderful lesson I puuled out of the dealership and headed for home.
About 2 blocks from home 2 guys in a fgn type car pulled out and cut me off. Startled by the near miss, I hollered, “ASSHOLES” and wouldn’t you know the truck radion started playing the “French National anthem” sung by Stefane Dion.
Now that’s and intelligent truck radio…
Wow! At first I thought, who is that ruggedly handsome cowboy, Gary Cooper, Randolph Scott, then I saw the Liberal banners, and realized it was our own “Two Gun Blackie Dion”, scariest hombre since William Munny.
Don’t quit your day job, SD, as a comedian you have work to do.
more like “Broken English Mounting”
he aint getting any better.
Izzy Breakfast on Alberta largess.
PM??? I think I’m going to be ill.
I didn’t know that Liberals were “dissenters”… LOL.
the libs believe they are in the middle? ….say what?
PM??? I think I’m going to be ill.
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One thing to be grateful for. No matter how much the CBC disses the Conservatives, just the thought of Stephan Dion as PM is enough to keep folks from voting Liberal.
Are the Liberals so broke they cannot afford a translator for that guy?
No wonder Dion is so crappy at golf. He’s hitting duck hooks into the woods on the left and telling everyone he hit right up the middle.
I think even the Liberal Party translators are retiring from federal politics (what is it, 18 “retirements” since Steffi took over?)
The guy must have bad BO or something…why would he have to walk into that room all alone? Couldn’t his wife be with him, at least? Or has she retired from that job, too?
“I have to spend all my afternoon in the wood.”
Instead of getting out of ‘the wood’ he goes deeper and deeper into it.
The cowboy hat coupled with the Eurokiss – who is this guy, a member of the village people?
To quote Robert Frost, “Hell is a half filled auditorium. Was Cowboy Stephane in Hell, didn’t see much of a crowd?
Methinks Dion and his posse are much too urbane to fit in with the Stampede crowds. He needs a few rounds on a Broncho, shake up his family jewels.
Was Iggy not there to lend him support?
I’m just disappointed we didn’t get to see Steffi ‘line-dancing’ with his many supporters!
OMG! I am speechless after seeing that! What a train wreck! If I didn’t hate him so much I’d feel sorry for him. What a loser..and that “joke”… WOW! Did anybody else notice that his hat was bigger than his whole body? Liberals make fun of Harper’s stomach; yet with Dion, not only does he look like a fairy, but he comes across like a moron with a mouth full of marbles! I guess I wasn’t speechless after all.
Only a pimp would wear a hat as a prop.
On MDL, Jane Taber asked Bob Fife what Stephane Dion should do this summer. Fife answered “go to barbecues, have beer with people”. Question- if SD eats a hamburger with knife and fork, does he drink beer with a straw??
Everyone I know —- EVERYONE !! is smarter than this idiot.
Majority for Stephen Harper by the looks of this.
Ye Haa!
Broke Hat Mountain?
Hmmmm. Methinks ‘Ass Hat Mountain’ would be a better name for your little screen play, Kate. You certainly have the cast of characters for such a production.
😉
He and the Libs may hit the ball up the centre but Canada is a par 5 and they’re using a putter.
Unbelievably, a longer version of this video can be seen on the Liberal website.
If that is the best the Liberals can come up with to showcase Dion, then they are in serious trouble.
However, he did get some support, as it did appear to me every Albertan that voted Liberal in the last election was at this event.
I had to go back & listen to this again & we will have to add the game of golf to his list of know it all achievments.
Mr Golf says he is in the center as he is a liberal, to the left “the Hook” is for layton & the “slice” to the right is harper.(me thinks he try to make funny)
He needs to hone up on his golf game or tell his writers to,
A Hook is when the ball goes to the right & A Slice is when the ball goes left,
he also said he was in the Woods Alot as he is also Mr.Enviroment,
No that is what we call a “Hacker”
Whats the old saying about Hearing a Tree fall in the woods!
Uh bryanr, you must be a southpaw to get a hook to go right and a slice to go left. As for Borat Dijon, lets have folks see more of this environmental wiener over the summer and he won’t have any MP’s left by the fall.
Dion talking about golf reminded me of a little promo the libs had a few years back with chretien. It showed da boss walking down the fairway,picking up the ball to check if it was his and then tossing it a couple yards ahead. If anyone that I play with ever did that they would be heckled mercilessly for the rest of the round. Cheating at everything,the liberal way. Dion sounds like a 12 year-old who just got a very large stud out in his tongue.
Just had another look at Cowboy Stephane, I think Bob Dylan speaks clearer.
Someone mentioned line dancing, now that would really set the guy spinning out of control.
Anyway, “if you go down to the woods today you better go in disguise”, tra la, tra la.
Barbara said—OMG! I am speechless after seeing that! What a train wreck! If I didn’t hate him so much I’d feel sorry for him. What a loser..and that “joke”… WOW! Did anybody else notice that his hat was bigger than his whole body?
Barb Thats what happens when you put a 10 gallon hat on a 2 pint head!!!!
Cheers
Yes, and dylan has an excuse. All those friggin drugs he took in the 60’s
appologize in advance to cal2
“sliIIICce is for Mr Harrrperduh”
pause
pause
nothing
(muted sound of glasses being loaded in to dishwasher / butter knife clatters to floor)
Probably went to a Stampede Pancake breakfast and ordered french toast.
After watching that video again, I think Duceppe would have more of a clue of what was going on in Calgary.
What is it that the Texans say: “All hat and no cattle”?
What a nincowpoop.
Dion is not very popular in Calgary, He put on a free breakfast and no one showed up so he had to pay a few to keep the room from looking to empty. Unfortunately the libs don’t have enough money to pay many people so the room looks a bit sparse.
“all hat and no cattle” !!! Perfect !!
In Dions case “all hat no cattle” should read “all hat no horse”. Not only does he have nothing to sell, he has no way to get to the sale.
I don’t understand the golf analogy he is trying on:
Is citoyen Dion trying to tell us he swings both ways?
Stephane Dion – all hat and no cattle. So what else is new?
You don’t do the cheek to cheek thing in Calgary, you walk up and shake their hand like you mean it or you give them a hug, like you mean it. You act like you are unabasdly unashamed of who you are and what you represent.
Regarding calling this guy a fairy, I think it is not best, better to suggest he looks lke he wants to fight as a light weight but is finding it exceeds his grasp.