… arriving on the scene. The deer-humper looks up from the ditch, sees the cop looking down at him, and asks himself this question: “Is there any point in stopping?”
… arriving on the scene. The deer-humper looks up from the ditch, sees the cop looking down at him, and asks himself this question: “Is there any point in stopping?”
where is the ACLU? shouldn’t they fight for his right to have consensual sex with a roadkill?
Pervert…doesn’t he know that hip-waders,velcro gloves and a sheep is much more fun?? Must’ve been a leftie.
Just had a thought….shouldn’t Algory and the Kyoto Cult be all over this? He was having sex with road-kill,thereby he was producing only ONE heavy CO2 expirer, not two, like when normal people have sex. Save the world from AGW, have sex with road-kill!!!
an editorial on this affair
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=971
The doe who couldn’t say “no”.
Doe means yes.
Proving that’s it’s still possible to do doe-nuts while your car’s in the shop.
If only it had been a porcupine.
Absolutely baffling.
Geez, after reading this, sex with a live horse seems relatively wholesome…and romantic.
Some people’s kids,eh?
Somehow this makes Japanese penis mud baths sound awfully tame:
http://www.dailygut.com/?i=2387
reminds me . . teh 2007 Darwins are out
DARWIN AWARDS 2007
It’s that time of year again. Yes, it is the Darwin Awards… The “Darwin Award” is an annual honour given to the person who did the world’s gene pool a great service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way, thus preventing any reproduction from contaminating future generations of mankind.
Last year’s winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine that toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out of it, (and this guy looks brilliant compared to this year’s batch!)
The nominees this year, in reverse order, are:
7th A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. This resulting explosion and fireball burned his house down, killing both him and his sister.
6. A 34-year-old white male, found dead in the basement of his home, died of suffocation, according to police. He was approximately 6′ 2″ tall and weighed 225 pounds. He was wearing a pleated skirt, white bra, black and white saddle shoes, and a woman’s wig. It appeared that he was trying to create a schoolgirl’s uniform look. He was also wearing a military gas mask that had the filter canister removed and a rubber hose attached in its place. The other end of the hose was connected to one end of a hollow tube approximately 4′ long and 3″ in diameter. The tube’s other end was inserted into his rectum for reasons unknown and was the cause of his suffocation. Police found the task of explaining the circumstances of his death to his family very awkward.
5. Three Brazilian men were flying in a light aircraft at low altitude when another plane approached. It appears that they decided to moon the occupants of the other plane, but lost control of their own aircraft and crashed. They were all found dead in the wreckage with their pants around their ankles.
4. A 22 year old, Glade Drive, Reston, VA, man was found dead after he tried to use octopus straps to bungee jump off a 70-foot railroad trestle. Fairfax County police said Eric Barcia, a fast-food worker, taped a bunch of these straps together, wrapped one end around one foot, anchored the other end to the trestle at Lake Accotink Park, jumped and hit the pavement. Warren Carmichael, a police spokesman, said investigators think Barcia was alone because his car was found nearby. “The length of the cord that he assembled was greater than the distance between the trestle and the ground” Carmichael said.
Police say the apparent cause of death was “Major trauma.”
3. A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. It seems that he and a friend were playing a game of catch, using the rattlesnake as a ball. The friend, no doubt a future Darwin Awards candidate, was hospitalised.
2. Employees in a medium sized warehouse in west Texas noticed the smell of a gas leak. Sensibly, management evacuated the building, extinguishing all potential sources of ignition; lights, power, etc. After the building had been evacuated, two technicians from the gas company were dispatched. Upon entering the building, they found they had difficulty navigating in the dark. To their frustration, none of the lights worked. Witnesses later described the sight of one of the technicians reaching into his pocket and retrieving an object that resembled a cigarette lighter. Upon operation of the lighter like object, the gas in the warehouse exploded, sending pieces of it up to three miles away. Nothing was found of the technicians, but the lighter was virtually untouched by the explosion. His peers had never thought of the technician suspected of causing the blast as ‘bright’.
AND THE WINNER
1. Based on a bet by the other members of his foursome, Everitt Sanchez tried to wash his own “balls” in a ball washer at the local golf course.
Proving once again that beer and high levels of testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez’s scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez’s scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer and the rotating machinery inside.
To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300.00 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery and the remaining threesome was asked to leave the course.
NOTE: This last one wouldn’t normally count, because the idiot didn’t die but, because he cannot reproduce as a result of his qualifying act of stupidity, we have allowed it.
What a waste of a good driver!!
I’m in awe…they actually have laws against this?? Obviously this has come up before and the legislature felt thay had to act….maybe this is the result of drinking and hunting…Does Dick Cheny know about this law? Maybe why he hunts down south.
jeeeez
the guy must have been confusing “yes dear” with “yes deer”
None of that ‘not tonight dear I have a headache’
Some may scoff at Islamic scholarship but they have put some thought to this type of conundrum.
“A man can have sex with animals such as sheeps, cows, camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village; however, selling the meat to the next door village should be fine.”
From Khomeini’s book, “Tahrirolvasyleh”
…just when you thought you heard it all.
This proves THERE IS intelligent life in out there in space.
They haven’t tried to contact us.
Kate:
deer-humper
Lol lol lol lol
What a fall from Deer Hunter. I wonder if this fellow uses a John Deer tractor? Makes having a John Deer letter more evocutive eh?
By the way, Kate, why is your blog called “small dead animals” ?
Was it anterless, or horny?
“I’ll never make venison “jerky” again.”
He pleads to the judge.
You have to wonder where this fellow would draw the line.
There was a dead skunk on the roadside last Friday. It was not there this morning. What kind of community I live in!?