Googlefight!

Warren Kinsella versus Antonia Zerbisias –> and the winner is… [click]
Small Dead Animals versus My Blahg –> and the winner is…[click]
The Two Stephs –> and the winner is… [click]
Colby Cosh versus Andrew Coyne –> and the winner is… [click]
Right versus Left –> and the winner is… [click]
Create your own Googlefights and post the results in the comments!

52 Replies to “Googlefight!”

  1. I just tried the Haroonster against Eric “sees red”.
    Eric kicked Haroon’s butt: 972,000 to 90,800.
    Son of a gun! So now we know why Eric is at the Toronto Sun.

  2. Liberal Corruption versus Conservative Corruption. Not even close. 21000+ for the Libs – 520+ for the Conservatives

  3. just did Al Gore vrs David Suzuki, the fight lasted only a few seconds but I dont know who won , after 5 minutes the one guy is still cheering himself on . could be either one when it comes to self cheerleading. keep you posted in a half hour or so.

  4. 20 minutes now and the guy is still cheering . who has the bigger self centred self cheerleading ego , Dr . Fruitfly or the Algorithim?

  5. Al Gore won, so there must be a weight component as well or a discount for unkept hair.

  6. I just did “Stephane Dion” vrs. “unintelligable speech ”
    Dion won , Libs lose.

  7. Scott Brison vs Bill Graham..greekstyle wrestling.
    Wearing thongs.
    You tell me who wins..I’m covering my eye.I can’t look.
    (Watch this? ..are you nuts??)

  8. Oh, a googlefight. I thought it was a beauty contest and so Kinsella had won in his match-up. Never mind.

  9. Celine Dion beat the Poutine out of “Stepane”
    My real name (over 67,000,000) kills “Hitler”, “Mike Tyson in his prime”, “Muhamid Ali now, or in his prime”, “The entire NFL”, and “all guns”.
    Undefeated record!
    I retire.

  10. Ted:
    I did that search and have been thinking about the results. If you just Google search “Stephen Harper” and “Paul Martin” and start looking at the hits…. and start drilling into the pages, the results for “Stephen Harper” are for the PM of Canada. The results for “Paul Martin,” on the first Google page alone, are for the Ex-PM, a Scottish Parliamentarian, a doctor of mathematics, and a Paralympic athelete. Obviously, Paul Martin is much more common than Stephen Harper.
    http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=paul+martin&meta=
    http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=stephen+harper&meta=

  11. Reid:
    Not trying to pour any rain on anyone’s parade. Kate puts up fun/funny stuff all the time which is a reason I’ll always come back to visit.
    Some people do try to take and read these things too seriously. Obviously, Stephen Harper the Canadian PM would have a much bigger hit count than Paul Martin the Canadian PM given how Google works and factors in currency and frequency and volume of references. He’s the current PM and more is going to be written about what he’s doing obviously. I was not suggesting that Martin was more popular than Harper just because of a the Google fight!! 😉

  12. Regardless vs. Irregardless
    154,000,000 regardless vs. 664,000 irregardless

  13. I thought I would narrow Ted’s “fight” and put “Incompetant PM Paul Martin” against “Incompetant PM Stephen Harper” and wouldn’t you know it Paul Martin won again….going away.

  14. put in Stephan Harper Canadian prime minister vs
    Paul Martin Canadian prime minister….the fight is on….may the best man win.

  15. Ted:
    As with all things internet… sarcasm doesn’t transfer well. I guess I should have done something like:
    (insert sarcasm)Paul Martin is much more common than Stephen Harper.

  16. crap vs poo
    crap: 54,700,000
    poo: 11,500,000
    Man that’s a lot of crap out there…
    Liberals: 16,700,000
    Conservatives: 22,500,000
    Well at least the good guys are winning…

  17. tom mclaughlin vs the world
    tom mclaughlin: 1,320,000
    the world: 1,210,000,000
    …umm, might as well quit while I’m still alive.
    Ok, how about tom then?
    tom: 343,000,000
    world: 1,210,000,000
    …getting closer…

  18. Hitler beats Stalin by a wide margin.
    Churchill barely beats Hitler
    Roosevelt barely beats Hitler
    Jesus Christ wipes the Prophet Mohammed
    M

  19. Maurice Strong beat out Chairman Mao!!
    1,340,000 to 1,120,000.
    Must be those evil Chinese internet banned sites that the good Chairman lost.

  20. The only team the Saskatchewan Roughriders beat was the Hamilton Tigercats. I hope this isn’t a crystal ball.

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