Warren Kinsella versus Antonia Zerbisias –> and the winner is… [click]
Small Dead Animals versus My Blahg –> and the winner is…[click]
The Two Stephs –> and the winner is… [click]
Colby Cosh versus Andrew Coyne –> and the winner is… [click]
Right versus Left –> and the winner is… [click]
Create your own Googlefights and post the results in the comments!

How about Al Gore vs SUV
http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Al+Gore&word2=SUV
I just tried the Haroonster against Eric “sees red”.
Eric kicked Haroon’s butt: 972,000 to 90,800.
Son of a gun! So now we know why Eric is at the Toronto Sun.
Stephen Harper vs Pierre Trudeau
http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Stephen+Harper&word2=Pierre+Trudeau
Hahahaha…. Ralph Klein vs Dalton McGuinty
Not even a fair fight.
http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Ralph+Klein&word2=Dalton+McGuinty
Liberal Corruption versus Conservative Corruption. Not even close. 21000+ for the Libs – 520+ for the Conservatives
Jack Layton vs Surrender Monkey
Surprising close loss for the Monkey
Forgot to paste
http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Jack+Layton&word2=Surrender+Monkey
http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Jack+Layton&word2=Taliban+Jack
Taliban Jack with the upset…..
just did Al Gore vrs David Suzuki, the fight lasted only a few seconds but I dont know who won , after 5 minutes the one guy is still cheering himself on . could be either one when it comes to self cheerleading. keep you posted in a half hour or so.
20 minutes now and the guy is still cheering . who has the bigger self centred self cheerleading ego , Dr . Fruitfly or the Algorithim?
The farmer cleans the cowman’s clock, 55,200,000 to 572,000.
Al Gore won, so there must be a weight component as well or a discount for unkept hair.
I just did “Stephane Dion” vrs. “unintelligable speech ”
Dion won , Libs lose.
Scott Brison vs Bill Graham..greekstyle wrestling.
Wearing thongs.
You tell me who wins..I’m covering my eye.I can’t look.
(Watch this? ..are you nuts??)
For anyone attempting to take this fun little tool the least be seriously:
http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Stephen+Harper&word2=paul+martin
Stephen Harper vs. Paul Martin.
One right honourable blows another right honourable right out of the park.
157 million to 2.43 million.
smoking beats no smoking.
Tastes great vs. Less filling…..
And it’s Less filling by a landslide.
Oh, a googlefight. I thought it was a beauty contest and so Kinsella had won in his match-up. Never mind.
Celine Dion beat the Poutine out of “Stepane”
My real name (over 67,000,000) kills “Hitler”, “Mike Tyson in his prime”, “Muhamid Ali now, or in his prime”, “The entire NFL”, and “all guns”.
Undefeated record!
I retire.
Right vs Wrong
http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Right&word2=Wrong
http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=make+love&word2=war
War wins by more than 100 million.
Of course if you put in “Stephen Harper” and “Paul Martin” in you get a different result!
http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=%22Stephen+Harper%22&word2=%22Paul+Martin%22
I have found the reason for our declining birth rate.
http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=procreation&word2=masturbation
Ted:
I did that search and have been thinking about the results. If you just Google search “Stephen Harper” and “Paul Martin” and start looking at the hits…. and start drilling into the pages, the results for “Stephen Harper” are for the PM of Canada. The results for “Paul Martin,” on the first Google page alone, are for the Ex-PM, a Scottish Parliamentarian, a doctor of mathematics, and a Paralympic athelete. Obviously, Paul Martin is much more common than Stephen Harper.
http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=paul+martin&meta=
http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=stephen+harper&meta=
http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=ketchup+&word2=catsup
Ketchup beats Catsup
9,570,000 to 807,000
Reid:
Not trying to pour any rain on anyone’s parade. Kate puts up fun/funny stuff all the time which is a reason I’ll always come back to visit.
Some people do try to take and read these things too seriously. Obviously, Stephen Harper the Canadian PM would have a much bigger hit count than Paul Martin the Canadian PM given how Google works and factors in currency and frequency and volume of references. He’s the current PM and more is going to be written about what he’s doing obviously. I was not suggesting that Martin was more popular than Harper just because of a the Google fight!! 😉
Regardless vs. Irregardless
154,000,000 regardless vs. 664,000 irregardless
I thought I would narrow Ted’s “fight” and put “Incompetant PM Paul Martin” against “Incompetant PM Stephen Harper” and wouldn’t you know it Paul Martin won again….going away.
The battle of the insignificant political heirs:
Ernest Borgnine vs. Tova Bornine
859,000 vs. 26,300
Ernest Borgnine vs. Tova Borgnine
859,000 vs. 26,300
put in Stephan Harper Canadian prime minister vs
Paul Martin Canadian prime minister….the fight is on….may the best man win.
Ted:
As with all things internet… sarcasm doesn’t transfer well. I guess I should have done something like:
(insert sarcasm)Paul Martin is much more common than Stephen Harper.
Appropos of nothing whatsoever to do with the recent Bloggin Dipper controvesy
http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Jew&word2=my+blagh
MyBlah has been taking a beating this weekend.
http://jasoncherniak.blogspot.com/
…tomax7 vs microsoft
tomax7= 13,800 microsoft= 38,600,000
umm, it was close at the start…
crap vs poo
crap: 54,700,000
poo: 11,500,000
Man that’s a lot of crap out there…
Liberals: 16,700,000
Conservatives: 22,500,000
Well at least the good guys are winning…
tom mclaughlin vs the world
tom mclaughlin: 1,320,000
the world: 1,210,000,000
…umm, might as well quit while I’m still alive.
Ok, how about tom then?
tom: 343,000,000
world: 1,210,000,000
…getting closer…
colour vs color
colour: 121,000,000
color: 422,000,000
…dang Yanks…
😉
Hitler beats Stalin by a wide margin.
Churchill barely beats Hitler
Roosevelt barely beats Hitler
Jesus Christ wipes the Prophet Mohammed
M
Maurice Strong beat out Chairman Mao!!
1,340,000 to 1,120,000.
Must be those evil Chinese internet banned sites that the good Chairman lost.
Too much fun! Great form, Kate. There was never any doubt.
Hi 484 000 000
Humiliates
Hello 247 000 000
http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=%22Steve+Janke%22&word2=%22Kate+McMillan%22
Steve Janke 94000
Kate McMillan 32500
It makes a big difference how you enter the combatants:
http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=%22Jesus+Christ%22&word2=Beatles
Jesus Christ 5,990,000
Beatles 46,800,000
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http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Jesus&word2=%22The+Beatles%22
Jesus 138,000,000
The Beatles 5,510,000
there’s hope for the world yet:
http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=love&word2=hate
love, by a margin of 3.6:1
http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=there&word2=their
http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=there&word2=they%27re
There – 1.65 Billion
Their – 1.52 Billion
They’re – 173 Million
It should have been closer. As I expected, they’re not using their correct words there.
Woo Hoo!!! “homer simpson” beats “david suzuki” almost 2 to 1!!
http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=%22homer+simpson%22&word2=%22david+suzuki%22
Rick Hillier kicking Denis Coderre’s butt: http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Rick+Hillier&word2=Denis+Coderre
Can you say throat-punch?
The only team the Saskatchewan Roughriders beat was the Hamilton Tigercats. I hope this isn’t a crystal ball.