“Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils.“
“Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils.“
…I hope they told him the proper way to take pills.
Just how ugly was this “new lover”??? Sounds like waaayyyy over a 40 pounder!!!
Everyone loves a woody but this is just nuts.
You’re way over the top with reprinting this! Off with her head!…er..sorry about that, I’ve been reading too much Middle Eastern response to satire.
Pencil pusher.
just to let you know kate…this is not a new idea…working in psych as a nurse 25 years ago i had a man who did the same thing only with an artists brush…people do insert interesting things into various orifices much to the amazement of those involved…the patient required surgery to remove the offending item and therapy for the bizarre thoughts…
Kate: That put a smile on my face..
C’mon Doc, get the led out….
Platty! that was worse than bad! An ER nurse I used to know sent me into hysterics with the story of a woman and a banana. She peeled it first.
It boggles the mind.
Technically, wouldn’t SHE be the one in hysterics?
She must have really been something to write home about. :))
Can’t touch this.
…i hope they were using 2B pencils, they are soft tipped…
I guess he could not only write his name in the snow, he could… Oh never mind.
“…i hope they were using 2B pencils, they are soft tipped…”
I don’t think he wanted a soft tip.
Does this mean he has a pencil-is instead of a pen-is?
This gives new meaning to the term “pencil dick”.
… and the funniest part is that in some Slavic languages “Tupic” is dangerously close to “stupid”. I’m not kidding.
all i can say is “what an idiot”
Hey Candace,
I heard that same story, and one of my friends quipped:
“Gee, if she had a yeast infection, she could
have made banana bread”….
We nearly keeled over right there….
Jim
Better round up the usual suspects.
Bugs, Sylvester, Popeye
I don’t know about the other guys, but as I read the story and read the comments, my knees instinctively closed together really tight.
Talk about getting the lead out!
I really hate to weigh in on this topic, but…if the fellow hadn’t any lead in his pencil, he’d have been better off switching to digital technology.
(Sorry. Sorry….)
A new drug!: Pencilinhim.
write on, brothers, write on
Yeesh! That made me wince!
I ran into an emergency room physician once who told me that they had a lot of people wandering into the emergency room to get “a surgical removal” of some foreign object.
This spills over into politics of course, because a huge number of people on the left are in the precarious position of requiring this procedure for their head.
dhimmi: “A new drug!: Pencilinhim.”
Haaaaaaaaaa… lmao!! ^^ Wot a twisted lot you are! ROFLMFARO.
what was it Kramer said :
“at a party , stand by the proctologist, they have the best stories, its always an accident how something got up there”
“Words can kill” right on Warren … and writing will give you a punctured bladder.
Snookie:
I’m not very internet literate.
What do these mean:
lmao!
ROFLMFARO
Is it just me or does anyone else hear the rimshot every time they read a comment here? And an image of Jay Leno delivering the line?
Slightly off topic (but not much):
Q. What is the difference between “erotic” and “kinky”?
A. Erotic is when you use a chicken feather, kinky is when you use the whole chicken. Padat dat!
Makes sense if the thing had a rubber on the end …
Oh thanks for the visual Texas Chicken, err Canuck…
Viagra has been linked to blindness.(But then, he could always sell pencils?) Ewwwwwwww!
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