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11 Replies to “Don’t Tell The Queen”
damn deer, dont do much for wheat piles either.
formely from the dust bowl
doug
Seeing how tough it is to get Liberal votes in Alberta, do you think I could get some “help” deer-proofing my garden if I agree to vote liberal. Nah, I’m holding out for a “verbal consulting” job. I do live on an acreage!!
Actually, you know, it’d get the Maritime urban vote.
As y’all well know, over on the East Coast, we don’t have as much concrete in our jungle as y’all do elsewhere in the ROC. Chalk it up to the whole culture of dependence thing old Paulie continues to force upon the region. So… we do actually get the occasional deer invasion in the yard. Plus ‘coons, skunk, and personally, most often, the neighbor’s big fluffy white cat leaving its oh, sooo lovely little “gifts” on the lawn for me to discover by surprise while mowing it…
Perhaps a law could be promised to keep other peoples’ pets from dumping all over one’s lawn…
Vote Liberal
You’ll never have to vote again!
Well said, Doug. (Vote for whoever you want-they will cross the floor when they get to Ottawa, and join the Gliberal Party, anyway!)
“Perhaps a law could be promised to keep other peoples’ pets from dumping all over one’s lawn…”
Psst. Buddy? Could I interest you in a used, scoped, and not terribly powerful BB gun? Aim for the hindquarters. A couple of
painfully tinging applications, at most, and even the dumbest pet finds somewhere better to shit.
Don’t need no stinking law.
Sounds wonderful, Fred, but unfortunately the leftist morons who currently rule over us have long ago brought in a law that forbids urban dwellers from discharging a firearm for any reason…
Meantime, I simply step outside and order the little poopers to “shoo!”.
Sigh… how would the pet owners like it if someone were to take a nice big dump on THEIR lawns? Their pets apparently ain’t!
BTW, has anyone noticed lately it’s only the bad guys, the criminals and the murderers who get off for possessing illegal weapons and discharging them… right into other people? How often do they get caught? Ever hear of any actual prosecutions?
And I live in fear of imprisonment should I ever (not going to happen, don’t worry) lose my temper and clip Fluffy’s little bum with the (hypothetical) underpowered lil’ BB shooter to scare ‘er off o’ poopin’ on my lawn…
Bookmarked! It will now be a daily stop for me along with filibuster.
Canadian Sentinel:
Soon Canada will be just like it is here in the UK: only the criminals will be armed.
Kate:
Very enjoyable cartoon. Thanks. I particularly like the clean artwork and the very clearly Canadian settings! I’ve bookmarked it.
damn deer, dont do much for wheat piles either.
formely from the dust bowl
doug
Seeing how tough it is to get Liberal votes in Alberta, do you think I could get some “help” deer-proofing my garden if I agree to vote liberal. Nah, I’m holding out for a “verbal consulting” job. I do live on an acreage!!
Actually, you know, it’d get the Maritime urban vote.
As y’all well know, over on the East Coast, we don’t have as much concrete in our jungle as y’all do elsewhere in the ROC. Chalk it up to the whole culture of dependence thing old Paulie continues to force upon the region. So… we do actually get the occasional deer invasion in the yard. Plus ‘coons, skunk, and personally, most often, the neighbor’s big fluffy white cat leaving its oh, sooo lovely little “gifts” on the lawn for me to discover by surprise while mowing it…
Perhaps a law could be promised to keep other peoples’ pets from dumping all over one’s lawn…
Vote Liberal
You’ll never have to vote again!
Well said, Doug. (Vote for whoever you want-they will cross the floor when they get to Ottawa, and join the Gliberal Party, anyway!)
“Perhaps a law could be promised to keep other peoples’ pets from dumping all over one’s lawn…”
Psst. Buddy? Could I interest you in a used, scoped, and not terribly powerful BB gun? Aim for the hindquarters. A couple of
painfully tinging applications, at most, and even the dumbest pet finds somewhere better to shit.
Don’t need no stinking law.
Sounds wonderful, Fred, but unfortunately the leftist morons who currently rule over us have long ago brought in a law that forbids urban dwellers from discharging a firearm for any reason…
Meantime, I simply step outside and order the little poopers to “shoo!”.
Sigh… how would the pet owners like it if someone were to take a nice big dump on THEIR lawns? Their pets apparently ain’t!
BTW, has anyone noticed lately it’s only the bad guys, the criminals and the murderers who get off for possessing illegal weapons and discharging them… right into other people? How often do they get caught? Ever hear of any actual prosecutions?
And I live in fear of imprisonment should I ever (not going to happen, don’t worry) lose my temper and clip Fluffy’s little bum with the (hypothetical) underpowered lil’ BB shooter to scare ‘er off o’ poopin’ on my lawn…
Bookmarked! It will now be a daily stop for me along with filibuster.
Canadian Sentinel:
Soon Canada will be just like it is here in the UK: only the criminals will be armed.
Kate:
Very enjoyable cartoon. Thanks. I particularly like the clean artwork and the very clearly Canadian settings! I’ve bookmarked it.
That is a great strip.