And If That Doesn’t Teach You, You’re Grounded

47 Replies to “And If That Doesn’t Teach You, You’re Grounded”

1. Not sure if comments is the appropriate place for these, but . . .
   http://www.katewerk.com/sign/generator.php?line1=IF+YOU+CAN%27T+BUY&line2=THIS+HOUSE%2C+IT%27S&line3=RALPH+KLEIN%27S+FAULT&line4=&line5=&formsent=true&generate.x=93&generate.y=14

2. Nuts! The link won’t work. Never mind.

3. Scream until…

4. Gomery sign

5. http://tinyurl.com/dk7mr

6. The G&M Poll online right now asking would you like to see the economic update implemented, 75% say no, over 31,000 respondents.

7. You must save the sign you generate on your own computer, and then host it on your own page.

8. http://tinyurl.com/94×66

9. My entry for the caption won’t fit into the space provided so I’ll provide here:
   In 2006 our campaign shall be brief,
   To this great country we shall bring relief,
   As for the voter,
   Who responds to the name “Ben Dover”,
   Thank You again for voting for a thief.

10. A COW FOR EVERY HOME

11. I just plugged in:
    “I had my hands on the 2 solitudes,
    Clearly something was up.”
    It looks beautiful.

12. ‘Nother great sign:
    “My other house has a moat, a drawbridge and a fire breathing dragon.”
    – Prince Little John.
    ps I give the starving serfs some of their pittance back after I scoop their kids into Royal Daycare.

13. ‘Nother sign:
    “Vote for us and Reg Alcock will lose another 100 lbs by eating Subway sandwiches.”

14. ‘nother one:
    “My favorite Shakespeare plays are Henry VIII and Richard III.”

15. if I had a web page…:
    possessed of warm human love and broadmindedness your Supreme Commander Kim Jong… er, Paul Martin… graciously sends you infinite ideological and theoretical love and joyous thought control.

16. After downloading the sign to your pc, anyone can upload it to sites like: http://picsplace.to/index.php
    If you use the above site:
    1. copy from the box titled “Your link”
    2. paste the link into your comment
    3. use preview
    e.g. http://img7.picsplace.to/img.php?file=img7/2/lawnsign_001.jpg
    (you can use the “html code” box further down if you are good with html. previewing will strip out the thumbnail and you can then type in a link title)
    e.g.
    You can’t vote Tory because it isn’t in Judge Gomery’s report

17. My sign:
    Team Martin
    WE CAN BRIBE YOU
    WE CAN SCARE YOU
    WE CAN RUIN YOU
    VOTE FOR US
    OR ELSE!!

18. Pimp My Ride.

19. Give us this election.
    and we’ll DOUBLE your tax rebate
    again for the next election,
    if we still bother to vote then, that is.

20. YOUR TAX DOLLARS
    OUR CRAZY PLANS

    WORKING WITH CANADIANS SINCE ’93!

21. How ’bout:
    Vote for us, and we may finally rid ourselves of those bothersome Albertans.

22. http://tinyurl.com/8kow5

23. Re-elect new french liberal connected french socialist elitist lawyers We Promise to make new laws that we can’t even break,….really!

24. Or,
    An election in February?
    Let me be clear. Canadians do not, I repeat, do not want an election so close to Valentines Day.
    I will not subject them to that indignity, COME HELL OR HIGH WATER!

25. Vote for us-and you can bring your relatives in from OOkapollabonga. (Our immigration lawyers are waiting for your call.)

26. Yeah, cowboy, I noticed that too. This last year is the first time since I became interested in politics back in the early 80’s that this whole “Canadians don’t want a spring/ summer/ fall/ Christmas election (take your pick depending on present date)” has ever come up.
    It’s total bull. It is the Government that doesn’t want an election; they can smell a Campbellesque rout coming.

27. Vote LIBERAL!!
    We’ll help you save
    15% on your car insurance
    With Geico

28. A chicken for every pot
    Pot for every chicken$hit
    Vote for me or the bunny gets it
    Why vote for me? I’ll give you 30 billion reasons
    Let me be clear….

29. Clearly

30. Clear

31. Clearer

32. Everclear

33. Sheila Copps needs a sign!!! Design a sign for Tequila Sheila. Does Sheila want revenge? She’s trashing AdScam Martin, Goodale, G&M, et al. >>>>
    Goodale finds cash for election run
    Toronto Sun ^ | 2005-11-16 | Sheila Copps
    Posted on 11/16/2005 8:17:18 AM PST by Clive
    There were 14 positive stories in the Globe and Mail on PM Paul Martin’s Christmas bonus, including a front page that looked like a liberal love-in. The “mini-budget” coverage began with five positive stories, covering approximately 95% of the page and one negative column.
    A large, flattering photo of Prime Minister Paul Martin covered half the page, just opposite a quarter page photo of Finance Minister Ralph Goodale. In the important left hand top corner is an article critical of Jack Layton for provoking an election on the eve of a first ministers’ conference on the eve of an aboriginal conference.
    Stephen Harper has his work cut out for him if he wants to become the next prime minister. Not only does he have to win over a public that has been repeatedly told he is “scary.” But he has to fight the media bias that former newsman turned Conservative candidate Peter Kent has spoken out about.
    Liberals may be many things, but stupid they’re not. They’ve been working for months on a post-Gomery budget rollout that would eclipse AdScam spending with the promise of two chickens in every pot. Now, it looks as though they’ll have a chance to deliver those chickens in an election document paid for by taxpayers.
    Their work started last week with major financial transfers announced in the heart of Quebec. Further hints have surfaced about future spending initiatives written about by scribes hungry to be the first to report leaks.
    Buried in the budget onslaught was another recalculation by the finance department on the surplus. The department is suggesting the money for this election run comes from about seven billion dollars in excess cash it did not expect nine months ago.
    As usual, they under-reported to set the stage to overspend. The Liberal election machine is shredding any credibility left in the department of finance.
    Either Ralph Goodale misled Canadians last February, when he promised to keep a tight rein on spending, or he’s misleading them today, when reins are being loosened to grease a Grit election platform. Either way, the public deserves more than a simple regurgitation of finance department documents. >> via
    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1523138/posts

34. I copped this Liberal slogan from Sheila’s column in the Ottawa Sun today–credit to her for once:
    “Two chickens in every pot”.
    Mark
    Ottawa

35. Flying is Scary

36. After reading Sheila Copps column I am tempted to think that she is finally beginning to make a measured contribution to Canada. Like Warren Kinsella, Liberal insider with an axe to grind against the government.

37. The Axe(wo)man cometh

38. Vote Liberal! because …

39. Looks like Sheila has discovered integrity outside of Ottawa, not to mention commonsense. Could just be an axe to grind, of course. But still, Liberals usually will remain mute before they’ll admit that their party is a lying, sleazy, corrupt regime. Even Carolyn Parrish (Don Martin in today’s NP) is saying Tories could win simply because it’s hard to get Liberal voters out at the best of times, never mind winter. Tories, however, will go through blizzards and ice storms to cast their ballots.

40. “Vote for us or Ford will move to Alberta”
    This I find interesting. Just listening online to CHQR, Calgary
    http://www.am770chqr.com/
    And heard a Ford commercial that ended “Ford, built for life in Alberta.” In Ontario similar commercials end “Ford, built for life in Canada.”
    Are the capitalists on to something?
    Mark
    Ottawa

41. They do the same in Saskatchewan.

42. Doesn’t Maz2 usually swoop in right about now when an actual conversation is on the verge of happening and spray something off topic on the thread?

43. Two evil regimes set to toplle?

    Brian Maloney, guest blogging at Michelle Malkin’s site, suggests that two evil regimes may be about to fall from power soon. One is Cuba. The other is — Canada?
    Canada and Cuba, two countries with rogue, corrupt and repressive regimes that don…

44. Last May you could upload jpeg’s to this site.
    It’s still there.
    Lawn signs…all day long..
    http://www.circleofconfusion.ca/libranos/

45. http://tinyurl.com/cn7uh

46. And of course there is:
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