But are they testing the stuff for lead content? h/t Lost Budgie.
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man we are doing business with these people
Soylent Green anyone?
Q. “man we are doing business with these people”
A. Of course. I’m sure CSL will offer discount rates to ship the stuff here. I’ll betcha Paulie throws in some Cluff Lake Yellowcake and a set of CANDU blueprints to sweeted the deal too!
Mmmm. I always thought that nothing could top the thought of dating a woman whose chest has been sliced open and stuffed with plastic sacs of viscous goo. But now, I can dream of kissing a bulimic on lips plumped up with executed-prisoner extract. Anyone who thinks the idea is gruesome probably just need a makeover. Two years in a Chinese prison should do it.
Now, the really chi-chi collagen, the top-of-the-line stuff boiled down from the corpses of poets and political dissidents, instead of the run-of-the-mill stuff made from drug dealers and murderers, may be a bit more expensive, but it’s impossible to place an exact monetary value on pure, sweet glamour.
Or on Liberal business interests in China.
Out of idle curiosity-has human flesh ever been processed as pet food? (And if you ever decide to feed a member of your least favourite political party to your dog- could I watch?)
“I’ve got you under my skin”
Latest Update…
Taipei Times is following the same story and reports that aborted fetuses are also used for these very special Chinese cosmetics.
Must be a HELL of a manufacturing facility.
Dante, anyone?
My question is: Why does this bother The Guardian?
Aren’t these the descendants of those heroic Chinese of the Long March? Are they not the only remaining true inheritors of Marx and Lenin?
I can’t remember when real socialists last were offended by the actions of a totalitarian communist state.
If Bush was doing it it would be a different story… unless the process used stem cells.
But on the positive side, there’s finally a line of cosmetics that PETA members can use without having an attack of conscience …..
Hate to see what the “made in China” tennis rackets will be strung with if they ever run out of cats…
Doug and Martin B. – You guys are sick.
PETA would never let us squirt extract of convict into the eyes of a bunny; and if they stop stringing tennis rackets with the entrails of Small Dead Animals we’d have to invent… Nylon!
No, I take that back. I’m sick.
You know, this post explains a great deal. Dr. Dawg is a Chinese dermatologist !!!
man we are doing business with these people
Soylent Green anyone?
Q. “man we are doing business with these people”
A. Of course. I’m sure CSL will offer discount rates to ship the stuff here. I’ll betcha Paulie throws in some Cluff Lake Yellowcake and a set of CANDU blueprints to sweeted the deal too!
Mmmm. I always thought that nothing could top the thought of dating a woman whose chest has been sliced open and stuffed with plastic sacs of viscous goo. But now, I can dream of kissing a bulimic on lips plumped up with executed-prisoner extract. Anyone who thinks the idea is gruesome probably just need a makeover. Two years in a Chinese prison should do it.
Now, the really chi-chi collagen, the top-of-the-line stuff boiled down from the corpses of poets and political dissidents, instead of the run-of-the-mill stuff made from drug dealers and murderers, may be a bit more expensive, but it’s impossible to place an exact monetary value on pure, sweet glamour.
Or on Liberal business interests in China.
Out of idle curiosity-has human flesh ever been processed as pet food? (And if you ever decide to feed a member of your least favourite political party to your dog- could I watch?)
“I’ve got you under my skin”
Latest Update…
Taipei Times is following the same story and reports that aborted fetuses are also used for these very special Chinese cosmetics.
Must be a HELL of a manufacturing facility.
Dante, anyone?
My question is: Why does this bother The Guardian?
Aren’t these the descendants of those heroic Chinese of the Long March? Are they not the only remaining true inheritors of Marx and Lenin?
I can’t remember when real socialists last were offended by the actions of a totalitarian communist state.
If Bush was doing it it would be a different story… unless the process used stem cells.
But on the positive side, there’s finally a line of cosmetics that PETA members can use without having an attack of conscience …..
Hate to see what the “made in China” tennis rackets will be strung with if they ever run out of cats…
Doug and Martin B. – You guys are sick.
PETA would never let us squirt extract of convict into the eyes of a bunny; and if they stop stringing tennis rackets with the entrails of Small Dead Animals we’d have to invent… Nylon!
No, I take that back. I’m sick.
You know, this post explains a great deal. Dr. Dawg is a Chinese dermatologist !!!
Eskimo, exactly.. and priceless. ‘3s TG