Named After A Lake In New York State

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1. Small Dead Animals?

2. Inferierio?

3. Yours To Recover?

4. “Ontario: Yours to Despair”.
   “Ontario: Yours to be Disgusted”.
   “Ontario: Yours to be Left”.
   “Ontario: Live Left or Lack Canadian Values”.
   “Ontario: The Handguns are American; the Values are Canadian”.
   “Ontario: At least the Smog comes from American Coal-fired Electricity Plants, not Ontarian (though thank God we can buy the electricity from those American plants)”.
   Expand the size of the license plate.
   “Ontario: Health Care Will Still Suck When You Can’t”. That one I like.
   Mark
   Ottawa

5. What? “Bigger than Pennsylvania” What????

6. Ontario-Vacumm cleaner of Canada
   Ontario-We shoot-em,you slab-em.
   Ontario-Canada’s Anti-American Capital
   Ontario-Sharia or Die!
   Ontario-Yours to Visit,Just Don’t Bring Your Dog.
   Ontario-Bring The Tequila For Shiela!
   Ontario-Get Over Us
   Ontario-Alberta Wannabe
   Ontario-Canada’s Gangland
   Ontario-We Got More Sheep Than New Zealand.
   Ontario-Give Us Your Terrorists,Your Gangbangers,Your Gunrunners

7. Ontario – where we’re working hard to up our share of federal equalization payments. Now up yours.
   (To be fair, this one could be used by any province, really)

8. Ontario: where you can marry a fag but you can’t smoke one
   Ontario: Canada’s newest have-not province
   Ontario: Unfair, unbalanced and afraid

9. Land of the lying libranos
   Canada’s Texas:
   The Red Star State
   Feed the Fiberals

10. Home of the triple E senate
    Eppointed, Eppointed and Eppointed
    You’re in Layton Country
    Gay marriage…Naturally

11. Canada Is Us

12. Canada’s homosexual playground
    Everyone welcome…except rednecks
    Where family values have a ‘different’ meaning
    We’ll make you an offer you can’t refuse

13. Ontario Yours To Destroy
    Ontario We’re Pitbull Free
    Live Free or…. Whatever
    Ontario Home of the Pathetic
    Come to the Trough
    Ontario Home of the Fed
    Liberal and Lovin It
    (Anything in brail)
    We’re Armed But Registered
    Superior Isn’t Just One Of Our Lakes
    (Anything speelled incorrectly)

14. Give me liberty or give me a pension

15. And You Thought Belgium Sucked
    Come Join The Party
    Ontario We’re Very Very Multicultral
    Ontario Turn Left at Democracy

16. ……..Work hard Alberta………
    Millions Of Liberals Depend On You

17. HEY HEY,…time out, Ontario is not the bad guy, every one is way too busy pointing fingers at each other. The real bad guys are the Librano$

18. Ontario We’re the Swankiest
    Ontario Come For The Taxes Stay For the Lineups
    Ontario We’ll Leave A Light On…. unless we have to, you know Burn Coal
    Ontario Liberal,…Cause Thats The Way We Roll!

19. Here are a couple: K8T ZAKUN…..no, too long…K8T ACUN…eh, still doesn’t work…
    Oh, sorry…a license plate motto
    My bad *blush*

20. Ontario Motto

    Suggest a motto for Ontario’s license plates (here here and here)? Hmmm… Ontario. It’s Canada!…

21. Don’t worry, Ti-Guy, you’re always blushing. I don’t mean this in the homosexual sense, but you’re a fag. We all love you though.
    Here’s the license plate: “I’m with Daddy”
    or perhaps: “Canada, It’s Ours”.

22. “Home of the Mob”
    “Canada’s Librano Playground”
    “Send Us Your Money”
    “Canada’s Bottomless Pit”
    “The REAL Canada”
    “We’re OK You’re Not”
    “Moonbats ‘R’ Us”
    “Drag Queens Not Beauty Queens”
    “What Me Worry”
    “Paulie Rules”
    “The Poor Province”
    “Libranoland Uber Alles”
    “Diebstahls Machts Frei” (Stealing Makes Free)

23. The above could also be a collection of the Librano mob’s “Greatest Hits”.

24. “Intelligentsia Uber Alles”
    �Not the home of Mark Steyn�
    �Telling Canadians what to think for over a century�
    �Keep jobs in Ontario thru transfer payments�
    �600 cultures and counting�
    �If we�re OK, you�re OK�
    �We�re not the Anti-Christ, but she�s welcome to live here�
    �Home of Copps and Parrish�

25. “Bend Over. We’ll Take Over.”
    “Resistance is Futile. You Will Be Ass-Imilated.”
    “It Won’t Hurt Much. We Use Libranocation.”
    “You’ll Like It. We Do.”
    Note: if the above is considered too vulgar, I wouldn’t mind if it were deleted by the Goddess of Small Dead Animals. I defer to Her judgement. Too bad She can’t just delete the Librano mob. There are things even a Goddess can’t do.

26. “Bureaucrats Welcomed”

27. IMMIGRATION SEPTIC TANK

28. Ontario: The Only Province that Matters!
    Ontario: What? You tawking ta me, Punk?
    Ontario: The Real Miss Universe!
    Ontario: Where Traditions Die & Controversies Fly
    Ontario: Where Niagra and Family Values Have Big Falls

29. Ontario, Home of a million frauds.
    Onatrio, Home of world class scammers
    Ontario, Perverse and proud of it
    Ontario, World’s largest haven of numbered accounts
    Albertan blood boiler: Google National Post and enter *Klein must share* : expert. Aug 27/05
    Free post secondary education? Canadians flocking to Alberta, likely?
    Advice from one who has flocked to *Boom* places in the past. Take a 21 foot trailer with you or pay rent through he nose. 73s TonyGuitar

30. Florida North

31. Ontario Insert Moddish Catch Phrase
    Ontario Asleep At The Wheel
    Ontario Smothered In Guvment
    Ontario We’ll Fall For It
    Ontario Word Dog Ahight
    Ontario Home Of The Scardy Cats
    Ontario and We’re Probably Going To Change That Because It Probably Offends Someone
    Live Free Do You Want Fries With That?
    Ontario Grinding To A Halt
    Ontario Big Lie Country
    Ontario Bought And Paid For
    Ontario Now with 2/3 More Smugness

32. Paulibaba And The Forty Thieves
    Arr,This Fine Vessel Canada Is Ours Says We
    You Have The Precious And We Wantzez It
    To Have Or To Have Not, That Is The Question
    Mine, Mine, Mine Mine Mine (with a picture of the seagulls from Finding Nemo)

33. “What You Think We Bitches…We Badass Niggaz”

34. Guys – you can be funny without being nasty. Keep that in mind. I’ve heard enough “Saskatchewan license plate slogans” to appreciate that fact….

35. Ontario”
    “Our crime is your’s to uncover”
    “home to Canada’s 3rd sex”
    “Payola politics for over 120 years”
    “It’s not who you know….”
    “Handguns: your’s to discover”

36. Richfisher wrote: “Ontario Big Lie Country”
    I think we have a winner here folks! This take off on Montana’s “big sky country” plates is pure genius and so apropos. 😉

37. Ontario: Where Gimme Gimme Always Gets

38. Ontario — Yours To Uncover

39. My fav’s are “Turn Left At Democracy” and “Big Lie Country” good ones!

40. “Keep Utopia Beautiful”

41. Kate,
    Having been an Upstate New Yorker (Rochester) for many years (I’m now a Texan, and darn proud of it!) I can remember the television PR campaign that Ontario did back in the 70’s which all of us in New York got sooooooo tired of. The ‘tag line’ was a singing voiceover of ‘Ontariariarioooooooooooooo’. There are LOTS of lakes in New York, many of which people like better than Ontario (ask anyone who has ever lived around Keuka or Cayuga). With that in mind, I’d have to change your idea of “Named after a Lake in New York” to “Named After a 70’s PR Campaign”.