Parrish

Revenge is a dish best served cold.
The art of the deal.
update
Dr. Parrish misdiagnosed. Not appendicitis. Not to worry.
udated
Pilgrims gather to pray at her office (after first recieving map and directions). Prime Minister’s office confirms independent MP Parrish will be there to vote.
updated again
May have kidney stone.
World reaction: Surgeon General of the United States suggests home remedy. Recommends that Ms. Parrish “lie on floor and have someone apply grinding pressure to abdomen“.
Vatican Spokesperson: “The Honourable Member is still alive.”
Stay tuned for future developments….

28 Replies to “Parrish”

  1. Spoke too soon. Parrish has had an MIRACULOUS recovery from her appendicitis and WILL be there today and will vote Liberal. GRRRRRRRRRRRR!

  2. Miraculous recovery for Marilyn . . . . . . . . . Pauly just named her Ambassador to the United States or Zimbabwe ?

  3. As crazy as it is for me to suspect something other than Liberal shenanigans in this, I wouldn’t be surprised if Parrish engineered this on her own as a stunt to get herself some of the spotlight that Kilgour & Cadman have been getting. If an election is coming up, this is free publicity.

  4. Heart attack/heart burn.
    Carolyn Parrish = appendicitis.
    Paul Martin = heart attack.
    More money,more envelopes.
    I wont have to watch the soaps today,Ill just stay posted here.

  5. Is that any way to speak about Senator Parrish?
    Discussions will follow the vote of course.

  6. Unbelievable.
    “I think I have appendicitis”
    “Ok here’s $250,000 in an envelope.”
    “My appendicitis is better now, thanks Doc Martin”
    I know not really funny but
    I’ve been waiting along time to use Doc Martin

  7. It’s funny Rich.
    Reminds me of a really old song;
    I said “Doctor, ain’t there nothin I can take?”
    I said “Doctor, to relieve this bellyache”

  8. The deal was for Martin to sign her liberal nomination papers…or just acept her back in caucus…I mean they are making these deals in the open and seen not to worry about the vulgarity being public.

  9. Will there be any difference if the Librano�s lose the vote?
    Let�s play what ifs
    Okay its 8:00 pm eastern standard time and its announced the Librano�s lost the confidence vote and get this, its due to Ms. BS voting against the budget. The CPC are all smiles and MS. BS cross the floor once again; call it the Conservative Job!
    Another election is called, we go to the polls and the result is another minority government (the polls/STATS shows the both parties are neck & neck), but this time it�s Mr. �goody two shoes� SH on the job with Mr. Dithers on the other side of the floor.
    Which brings me back to my question, will there be any difference?
    The whole situation is a farce, the only people to gain anything from this is Mr. D of the Bloc and Mr. J of the NDP.

  10. Reminds me of a line from the old movie “We’re no Angels”:
    “Your uncle is dead”
    “You’d better check again – I don’t trust him”

  11. Your option then, st. peter, is too simply close our eyes to the thievery and thuggery of the LIEberals? If the Canadian sheeple are too apathetic , bought off, or morally-deficient to CARE about the way these crooks have been raping us, then we’ll get them back in power, and we can build a wall at the Manitoba/Ontario border; everyone who actually cares about this on the western side, and the sheeple on the eastern side.

  12. Hey, coming at it from Ms. Parrish’s viewpoint – the scare she gave the Liberals today is reward enough for a scorned woman.
    Not that she didn’t engineer a deal, though, either. In this atmosphere, frankly, she’d be stupid not to, if she is morally accepting of the government.

  13. I’m in Cadman’s riding and have been hounding him to say no. There have been open letters to the editor, asking to say no. That was a good article and by all rights, he should say no.
    Problem is the radio mentions that only 22% of his riding want an election before the Gomery trial finishes.
    If he suddenly becomes the ambassador of Togo, he’s lost a lot of votes here.

  14. ridenrain, the problem with waiting for Gomery is that the MSM has (intentionally I believe) ignored paragraph K in the Commission’s terms of reference which basically states that Gomery is not allowed to determine who was/is responsible. So PMPM’s declaration that “only he (Gomery) can determine who was responsible” was basically misleading and disingenuous. I am convinced that there will either be no final report from Gomery, or that it will be watered down or otherwise rendered impotent. Sad I know.

  15. I agree that we’ve heard enough from Gomery. I’d say we’ve heard enough to bypass the courts, pick up the rakes & torches, gather the mob and burn castle Paul-enstines to the ground

  16. “pick up the rakes & torches”
    Planning on a polite revolution? I think it’s pitchforks, not rakes.

  17. Plastic rakes, too. While we were busy bitching about the gun registry, they replaced all the deadly metal portions of our garden tools with safety approved polymers.

  18. Doctor: How are you feeling?
    Patient: Fine
    Doctor: We can fix that.
    ‘Honourable members’? ‘The Right Honourable’?
    Huh?

  19. I preyed it was true… with great scepticism.
    The painting reminds me of Kate.

  20. You think your readers are liberals or something?
    Now burn you at the steak, that might be a different matter. Nothing like a good BBQ.

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