Attempted Break In

This is freaky. I’m sitting quietly here at Dad’s computer tonight, sipping rum and surfing blogs and goddamn if some fat bastard didn’t try to get in through the chimney.
He won’t try that again.

7 Replies to “Attempted Break In”

  1. The raindeer and myself fell thru the ice on lake
    Deifbaker and were only trying to get warm.
    Sorry

  2. …don’t worry about the petition — if it was Michael Moore, hope you got ’em…and I hope you supersized your caliber for him. I believe a .44 might stop him.

  3. And good riddance to him. Civil trespass; criminal charges of trespassing at night, breaking and entering, possibly possession of house-breaking tools; miscellaneous violations of aeronautics regulations — you did society a favour by removing a serious threat. Plus, he was old, white and fat, so a careful police and medicolegal investigation will probably determine he died of natural causes — too much trans fat in all those cookies, don’t you know.

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