Your Government Is Here For You

And YOU! And You! And You over there!

The Canadian emergency response benefit is part of the Canadian government’s massive relief package to taxpayers in the midst of the global pandemic.
 
Unfortunately for those same taxpayers, Trudeau has snuck non-Canadians onto the list of who qualifies for that lucrative $8,000 per person bail out.
 
International students, most of whom come from China, are among those eligible. So are temporary foreign workers.

63 Replies to “Your Government Is Here For You”

  1. Where t-f is the Conservative party of Canada.

    Total and complete failure.

    1. “Where is t-f Conservative Party…”

      I’ll take “things shivering under carpets” for five thousand.

      1. Thank you Max!? voters.
        Justin Trudeau is the gift that keeps on giving.
        We WARNED that voters needed to cast their votes to DEFEAT the Liberal Party,
        BUT NO, you had to SLAG the only party that could defeat them and vote for Max?! instead.

        1. putting Trudeau-light in power is not much of change from what we have…better to blow out the CONs since they have become a subsidiary of the Liberal policy platform

          1. That’s what you Max!? voting twats always say as an excuse, but the CPC isn’t and wasn’t the Liberal Party of Canada.

            When Stephen Harper was PM he paid all sorts of lip service to Gang Green and Kyoto, but never did anything substantial to back up the rhetoric. Instead, the CPC shepherded Canada through the years when the U.S., indeed the whole world, was mired in a Global Recession starting in 2008 that barely touched Canada.

            Calling the CPC “Trudeau-light” is just fantasy wish-casting and excuse making on your part.
            You Max!? voters OWN Trudeau.

        2. Stop being a twat. The numbers were run immediately after the election; if every single vote for the PPC had gone to the CPC, the seat count would not have changed. At all. That’s how first-past-the-post works.

          Stop throwing childish hissy fits and blaming people who chose not to listen to Oz, The Great and Powerful.

          1. Yes, we were lied to immediately after the election, when the numbers were not even in yet.
            I ran the real numbers and YES the Max!? voters did indeed throw the election to Trudeau.

            “That’s how first-past-the-post works.”

            No, it isn’t. This statement doesn’t even apply. You see the CPC got the most Votes, a Plurality.
            But it’s more complicated than that. It’s about Vote Distribution, not sheer numbers.
            Bernier only ran in the ridings, put his money and effort into the ridings, that would cost the CPC seats.

    2. What did I tell you? Faux opposition in waiting for when the Liberaqls outstay their welcolm, temporarily.

    3. Sorry but that is where the f are sane rational Canadians? They don’t exist because they have all, well 98% have now swallowed the socialist Kool-Aid. There are not enough real conservatives left in Canada to vote, the last elections proves me right because max was the only conservative option possible the C P C are just liberal lite.

  2. In case anyone is looking at the numbers: we had 1552 new cases recorded today. highest incremental increase so far. We are not anywhere near peaking. At this rate we will be Italy/Spain by early next week.
    907 of them recorded in the shithole of Kebek. WTF is going on in there?
    Global kill rate is above 5.2% and climbing. Tell me again how the fact that there is undertesting makes things better. I haven’t heard this one since yesterday.
    Any turd world shitholer can still enter Canada either with a Canadian passport of (in)convenience or illegally.

    BTW here is how one should calculate the Wuhan Kung flu kill count (not rate just count),
    1. Average Canadian deaths for this day for the last decade.
    2. The difference between deaths today and the average from last ten days (adjusted for changes in average age and population growth) is how many Canadians have been killed because of Chinese bio weapon and Blackie’s incompetence.
    This would for example include all people who would have lived if they were afforded optimal (by Canadian standards) level of healthcare or for any other reasons.
    Sure, this is not a controlled experiment but it is close enough.

    1. The National Post has a lovely article about the bravery of those people 80+ who are voluntarily offering to martyr themselves for the cause by refusing a ventilator. Voluntarily only of course.

    2. Quebec knew they had a massive problem over two weeks ago when the Premier came out and said he wanted to cordon off the entire island of Montreal. Now we know why. I suspect that when the latin countries of Europe (Italy, Spain, France) started exploding with cases, Quebec was much more impacted. Basically, the West Coast got their cases from Asia. Quebec got theirs from mainland Europe. And the RoC got theirs from the US.

      1. Very little, if anything, came from US prior to the outbreak. Ontario, most likely got infected independently through Iran and through China.

          1. What assertion you subhuman imbecile?

            By the time US infections were showing in up large numbers so were ours (about second week of March). We were both already infected from outside, and yes, after that we probably kept infecting each other. Spring break idiots contributed greatly. But that is after the outbreak already occurred in both countries. All or nearly all early recorded cases were identified and sourced. Browse news from weeks ago and you will see. These came to Canada primarily from China (BC and Ontario) and Iran (Ontario also first identified Quebec case IIRC).

      2. Snowbirds and Spring Break made for a very poor mix.

        Papy might be too old for the effort to catch ghonnorhea but …

        1. After the blue pill? You don’t want to know. A friend of mine runs a retirement community. The stories she tells…. Needles to say patrons often forget whose bed they wake up in and that is not due to heavy drinking last night.

    3. At this rate we will be Italy/Spain by early next week.

      Italy has had ~20,000 deaths from influenza alone every year for the last four years. So far Kung Flu has only reached about two-thirds of that total (and the death count is being badly confounded because they appear to be lumping this year’s influenza deaths in there as well).

      The reason the death count in Italy is so high is that Italy has a very old, very infirm population, many of whom were heavy smokers their entire life, living tightly packed in second-world conditions. Plus the enclave of 100,000 Han Chinese in Lombardy that were shuttling back and forth to Wuhan during the outbreak in China.

      TL;DR: you can’t use China, Iran or Italy as a model for anything. They’re not even remotely representative, and the data is hopelessly corrupt.

      The best and most representative data sample we have so far is the Diamond Princess: Population of 3,711; 3,618 were tested; only 696 tested positive for Kung Flu and 410 of those were still asymptomatic after two weeks. Twelve deaths, every single one of which was over 60; all but one were over 70. The demographic curves also show that the disease tends to hit those over 60.

      So actual infection rate: 20%
      – If you’re under 60: about 10%
      Showing symptoms: 7.7%
      Mortality rate: 0.3%
      – If you’re under 70: 0.025%

      Everybody needs to settle the fuck down.

      1. Couldn’t agree more. On Feb 1, 2020 … the CDC announced that 19 Million Americans had contracted all types of Flu (except COVID-19) so far this Flu season, and that 10,000 had died from non COVID-19 Flu … thus far this Flu Season. 12-13,000 people die from the Flu every single year … every single year.

        The Kung Flu still has quite a lot of catching-up to do.

        And then, like EVERY other statistic released by the Federal Govt. … the Kung Flu numbers will be revised downward.

      2. Pleases stop with this bullshit flu story. When was the last time reported cases of flu reached nearly 10% kill rates (see below)? When was the last time a flu overwhelmed a western medical system? When was the last time they were swamped with flu patients to the point that they were unplugging 65 year olds from ventilators?

        Your assessment of Italy situation is bullshit. The outbreak occurred in Lombardy which is among the richest regions of Italy and indeed Europe. The standard of living in Lombardy is very high and the health care is first rate.

        Your statistics drawn from Diamond Princes are also bullshit and have been refuted already. Here is the short version of it: once cases were detected on board, the ship was put in quarantine and passengers were locked in cabins. Those who shared ventilation channels with cabins that housed the initially infected passengers also got infected. They got infected after the quarantine was imposed. Those whose cabin ventilation channels were not shared with the initially infected did not get infected. Hence the infection rate was not calculated on a random sample but on a sample that included a huge proportion of people who had no chance of getting infected.

    4. Your 5% kill rate is wrong according to many sources available to you and others. I will state this again for those who are less than able to read. A year ago 3,177,204 people died from the FLU, got that?

      1. And yes a year ago not hospital was overwhelmed with a flu and not senior got unplugged from a ventilator to make room for younger patients. Got that?

  3. The bailout in the USA will hit all small business that hire illegal’s No valid SS account big problem… The business may be deducting payroll taxes and the employee thinks that money was deposited,..,,,but third party fraud (BANK) has prison time for the owner…. They lie & just pocket the money…. Some of those illegal employees may think they have a right to collect UI…..BOOM

    The only legal way (by ordinary Joe’s) to avoid payroll taxes is by forming an “S Corporation.. Most if not all freelance & Profession contracts are made through “S Corporations”

    Note : Governor Cuomo sent his brother Fredo a message.. ” Book on Bass fishing”..He must be afraid his communications are been monitored….. You can’t make this stuff up

  4. Arresting him can solve the problem.
    And if he resists arrest than it is icing on the cake.
    Are you guys part of the solution or of problem?

      1. Disbanding RCMP is an important part of the new party platform that I am working on. But you are absolutely right: do not feed the trolls. It is good that you are vigilant, but you have been VIGILANT ONLY, since 1912, and look where it had taken you. The royal family in London and her goons have been chipping away at your freedom, bite by bite, and you had only fought it by being extremely vigilant. You had done nothing more, except for one man.
        It is regretful that my posts come across as provocations, but this is how I feel and think. I cannot help it. I do believe in many things that the general public considers abhorrent. And I do believe in them for very good, well-founded reasons that the vast majority of C.A.N.A.D.ians are not even aware of, being 50% drugged, 50% corrupt.
        This is like 1st and 2nd amendments in the States: if you do not use it, you lose it. Preaching something but not practicing it proves to the rest that you do not believe in what you preach, and they begin ignoring you, justifiably. Do you understand why the 1st amendment is severely restricted in the US public schools? This is done on purpose: to instill the realization, from the young age, that the 1st amendment can be granted or withdrawn by the government. Then the same is done for the 2nd amendment. And everyone winks and blinks, except for small groups who whine and moan about it while being completely ignored.

  5. I wonder if international students in our high schools qualify for this hand out.

  6. OK, so what about us old farts who just lost a shitload from our investments that were supposed
    to supplement our income in our final years? Trudeau doesn’t give a shit, obviously. Too busy kissing Chink ass.

    1. You and I are axle grease for the Librano machine called “Forward Progress”
      The Cuckservatives have self-lobotomized. Four leadership candidates with a combined message of Meh.
      A few of the other Conservatives make appearances as paid wailers at Canadas funeral.

  7. The EI people told me today I get nothing and I am a Canadian citizen. I have been unemployed >12 months (in my fifties – too expensive to hire apparently) so did not contribute to E.I. in the last calendar year. So illegals get money but citizens don’t? How is that fair?

    1. Joe: Send a letter or email to the Conservatives Andrew Scheer explain the situation and ask him what the HELL is going ON HERE Canadians can’t get money but people walking across the border CAN that are NOT Canadians!!! And they are not refugees either as they came from the USA and they didn’t contribute to E.I. in the last Calendar year.

    2. “So illegals get money but citizens don’t? How is that fair?”

      Because they work and you don’t.

      1. Do you work? And what do you do? Bean counting for the government or playing Counter Strike instead of patrolling does not count.

        Was driving to my supplier yesterday. A black girl in her twenties passed me in the left lane, doing 2x the speed limit. This is automatic license suspension, vehicle seizure, and a $10,000 fine. But she drove right past the cop car with the snoozing cop inside. This is not work either.

  8. Where are the Conservative’s is right!! Canadian’s should be the only ones getting bailouts. Others have said it Trudeau doesn’t give a shit. He is to busy kissing A$$. International students get money from home to live on…SO WHY are Canadian TAXPAYERS footing the bill!! How about Trudeau take it out of HIS OWN POCKET or the TRUDEAU FOUNDATION!! FIRE TRUDEAU!! We need a new PM!! Seasonal workers aren’t even here YET…they help out the farmers or am I missing something!!

    1. blue, if people were paying attention to me they would know that there are no conservatives.

  9. Elections really do have consequences when you consider just how broken this once great country has become . The slide got jacked up in the 2015 with the election of a complete idiot . Things will never get better as long as the parasites out number hard working Canadians .

  10. So everybody gets this but the people still actually working and paying taxes.

  11. What the hell is wrong with so called “Conservative” members of parliament.
    There is nobody in that damn institution that works for the citizens of this country.
    Those that get up every morning to go to work to make living for themselves and their families have to pay under the penalty of law for the idiotic ideas of the idiots that run the government of Canada and there is no one to tell them, bloody stop it.

    The idiot in charge is sucking up to every damn totalitarian dictator on the planet. He wants a seat in the UN, what the hell is wrong with this idiot.
    Thinking here, the megalomaniac wants to be president of the world, in charge of the UN.

    People need to stop to be polite toward that idiot. No such luck, the Canadian media cartel and the ruling class are saving his stupid ass as he constantly without break does one stupid thing after another.

    Sheesh, one can get so damn mad at that fool.

    1. Trudeau is not in control anymore.
      The puppetmasters are putting the words in his mouth while they are free to pillage the cupboard bare.
      Turdough is a bit player in a Kabuki Theater and you are right, he has asked for his grande finale to be at the UN, another do nothing institution. But he will get an oscar for that character role cause he’ll fit right in with all those hyenas…..

  12. I’ve invented a new drinking game called VIRUS.

    Everytime I hear the word covid or virus I take a drink.

    In the future;
    “dad, how did grandpa die?”
    –“Oh virus”
    “That’s sad, we learned about the Chinese virus in school”
    –“No, the drinking game”.

  13. Compare and contrast.
    Trump employs use of legislation to obtain goods and services needed.
    The sock monkey throws money at groups without any particular goal in mind other than to make press releases about how much borrowed money is being spent.

  14. So? Why would non-Canadians not get the money? Pandemics and the social problems they cause really don’t care about nationality. The point is to smooth over problems and (should be) to help keep people indoors. How much of a neurotic tool do you have to be to REEEEEEEEEE over a TFW or foreign student getting money in this situation?

    1. Would it fucking kill you to use what is left of your skull f***ed brain for a change? The money is supposed to be compensation for lost income, international students do not have lost income, you moron.

      1. Ah, but they contribute so much to enriching our culture and strengthening us through diversity. Think of what they have to endure by being in close proximity to us ignorant barbarians.

      2. Those monies will be paid for with interest by Canadians children and grandchildren. The future CITIZEN TAXPAYERS of this country.
        No one is writing blank cheques to non-citizens in the real world.
        TFW have jobs to do in the essential job sectors they are employed in like AG. They dont qualify.

        1. It’ll be paid for by non-citizens too through this invention called ‘sales tax’ and this other one called ‘property tax’.

      3. Son is in university. International students got hired for that tiny handful of co-op jobs left. He is a Canadian, with real work experience and higher grades. He got rejected everywhere. But we are not upset: going to work in this situation might mean a death sentence. But still!

      4. ” international students do not have lost income”

        Unless they’re paid as grad students tend to be. Dunce. Imbecile. Of course you wouldn’t know. Somehow I doubt you got anywhere near grad school.

        1. And if they are paid as grad students they are still getting paid you abortion bucket reject. TAs are still TAs, courses were moved online so TA’s job got easier. RAs are still RAing and no funding was withdrawn because of Wuhan. Senior grad students who sometimes teach courses had to move their courses online and are still getting paid. None of them lost money. None. Summer semesters will be taught online exclusivelly. Senior grad students often teach those. Again no loss of income. Given that you don’t know that, I doubt that you actually found a university pathetic enough to rubber stamp your MS.

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