58 Replies to “It’s All Fun And Games Until You Can’t Get The Lid Off A Jar”

  1. If the typical TV news “man on the street” interview is a reliable indicator of urban testosterone levels, these things should sell like hotcakes.

    1. Probably not. This thing won’t pay for women’s dinner or kill spiders or be an emotional tampon. Unless they make it come with a government check, I don’t think it’ll sell.

  2. But there would be no satisfaction playing head games with a robot. A robot simply doesn’t respond to efforts to make him feel as worthless as possible. Not a personal story, just a repeated observation.

    A right hand is a perfectly good substitute for a woman but there is no feeling of conquest. Successfully seducing some women was like climbing Everest with no help from the Sherpas.

  3. Well ladies … This love machine comes with only one size, uh … appendage. Whereas you can order interchangeable “parts” for your love robot. I give up … I know when I’m beat.

    1. Kenji, when you are beat, and your right hand has a hairy palm……………………………………………..

        1. Another Woody Allen quip… You know the best part of masturbating…? The cuddling afterwards.

  4. Poor robots.

    Wait til the next morning when the woman regrets her own actions then claims she didn’t give consent and accuses it of rape.

    BTW, I think lesbians should be legally prohibited from using any type of ‘penis-shaped’ sex aids. They have made their lifestyle choice.

    1. Does that come with … attachments?

      Double-entendre unintended. It’s virtually impossible NOT to do so with this topic.

    2. Nancy Ross – That would screw up the ritual Feats of Strength at Festivus! Not fair!

        1. Huh!? … I would never have pegged you as a pedophile? You’re a real danger around the local nursery school! *snicker*

  7. Wow.
    Redefining the perfect partner as having all the characteristics of an NPC.

    I’m beginning to notice a pattern here.

  8. So, I guess the “Honey Do” list gets distilled down to a “Honey Do Me” list. Good luck trying to get it to take out the trash, mow the lawn, or move the freakin piano 6 times because you can’t make up your mind where to place it in your 600 sq. ft. apt.

  9. I know plenty of men who are going to love their female sex robots, oh but that’s sexist and bad I’m sure…

  10. There seems to be an assumption being made that the clients are only women; just guessing here but you’d think these male models would be big in the gay community(?).

    1. It’ll likely soon be irrelevant anyway. I’m sure that there’s some wiseacre out there somewhere developing a smartphone app that will make sex robots obsolete.

  13. Without bickering about the thermostat setting or how to properly load the dishwasher, the relationship won’t seem real. I’m joking but long term relationships between two imperfect people builds character and maturity. I can’t imagine how selfish and narcissist a person would become if they never learn to fight nice, forgive, cooperate, keep the peace, etc.

  14. Honestly, Kate, you really have a category called “penis news”? If you ever succumb to the temptation of creating one called “vagina news” then I’m outta here.

      1. I served up a spread eagle (unshaven) Madonna the other night! Did you print that out and tape it to the ceiling?

  15. So, society has denigrated males for two decades now, made for TV commercials making them look stupid, told them they are not wanted in our universities or elsewhere in polite society, and beginning to wonder why there are supposedly millions of mate-able age males living in their parents basements and then comes along this debasement. Now they want the inanimate dummy to replace the live dummy.

    No doubt the coming 7th century live guys will fill the need.

  16. Kate, your title made me spit my coffee out.

    Big, big fan of men over here, so don’t lump me in with your shrieking feminists. I’ve never busted even one ball in my life. This is NOT a replacement, it’s an overpriced dildo that will be hard to stash when the parents come to visit.

  17. It was inevitable, and they will sell for one simple reason; some strong independent women who do not need men, are angry that men gave them what they said they wanted by making sexbots.

    So, to get revenge on the men they claim are not needed, and whom they have been denigrating for generations, some women will buy these things.

    I also suspect the most popular attachment will be from the sperm donor clinic, and the legal protections that sperm donors currently have will be removed.

    Maybe even legally required sperm donations, no protection from paternity, and no say in infanticide decisions.

  18. I can’t wait to witness their angst when they find out too late that they’ve traded in their biological c(l)ock for a mechanical c(l)ock.

    I realize that we’re now in the age where anything a womyn can do a man do better, even being a female….but where is the fun in browbeating a programmable, soulless, MECHANCICAL “man” when they’ve had the BIOLOGICAL, metro, NPC, leftard version of the same for the past 50 years?

    1. Well, Buzz, for starters, they (the womyn) won’t have to put up with logical arguments coming back at them… 😉

  19. Ha ha. And which men, pray, are supposed to design these robot bulls who will automate the last reason the sisterhood still tolerate men? Which men will build the trains that will transport the patriarchy to the cat food factory? Without men women would still be living in caves—and anybody who tells you the caves would be spotless never had to clean a ladies’ washroom.

    If the sisterhood want a real war of the sexes, I’ll put every cent I have on the total victory of their long-suffering fathers, brothers and husbands. Let’s see how the girls like it when their menfolk decide that women are just another problem to be solved with bullets and poison gas.

    PS: It’s women and their pervert globalist paymasters who are obsessed with rutting like swine and shorting their brains out with orgasm . Healthy heterosexual men are too busy keeping the civilized world running to waste time with sex.

  21. There will be an army of beta-male bots for the women who just can’t get it
    on with the standard toxic male. Similarly, there will be an army of shapely, large but perky breasted women bots for men who simply are fed up with fat screeching liberal banshees …. this is a fabulous population reduction plan. Hope it works … might miss seeing children though … bots don’t procreate. “Stepford Wives” was ahead of its time.

  22. Hey, the Liberals should buy one of these robots, call it Peeair Trudowe Jr. put some platform shoes on it, give it some buck teeth, male pattern baldness, some sideburns, a front hole, and make sure he’s under psychiatric care 24 hrs a day, just like the real Peeair, bingo, the Liberals would be set up to win never ending majority governments.

    1. What? Are you kidding? We already have that model all be it a younger version, but just as evil and incompetent as the original but far stupider!

  23. “It’s All Fun And Games Until You Can’t Get The Lid Off A Jar.”

    Or if there’s a scary noise outside…
    mouse in the bathtub…
    hairy spider…
    computer acting funny…
    flat tire…
    something is on the top shelf…
    picture needs hanging…
    there’s a snake…
    eves-troughs are plugged…

    Good luck with Mr. Roboto, ladies.

  25. A machine is neither male nor female. So there are only sexbots; not male sexbots and female sexbots.

    Welcome to ‘Brave New World’. Maybe freemartins is what we should call them?

    And let’s call pot what it is too; soma.

  26. “The company says that the doll is as real as your living partner. Believe it or not, it is also capable of responding to verbal communication.”

    So, whoever designed this doll has never had sex with a man.

  28. I think that society is producing a lot of ugly Ladies who can’t attract anyone, but ugly Men… The Automated Computer Simulation of a compatible Sex robot will work for the usual hordes of stressed females…AOK

    1. Is it considered a “loanable” device … as in your neighbor asking … “can I borrow your snow blower?”

  30. If they can program one to catch a bat that flew into the kitchen with a pair of chopsticks, they might have something.

  31. I suppose this means that the LGBTQ, etc. will have to add R for robo-sexual.

  34. Well since women are insatiable according to Mark Twain and I quote
    “There is nothing comparable to the endurance of a woman. In military life she would tire out an army of men, either in camp or on the march.”
    The sex man doll would be right up her alley.

    Another quote: ” From the time a woman is seven years old till she dies of old age, she is ready for action, and competent. As competent as the candlestick to receive the candle. But man is only briefly competent:…After fifty his performance is of poor quality; the intervals between are wide, and its satisfactions of no great quality to either party; whereas his great-grandmother is as good as new.”

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