Breaking: US Capitol Evacuated

#US Capitol Police order evacuation of Capitol complex, citing ‘aircraft that poses probable threat.’

And now they say the threat’s over.

Ahem.

So the government ordered an emergency evacuation of the capitol because the government didn’t know it was sending its own armed forces to jump out of planes in Washington DC, where the capitol is located? Your tax dollars at work.

22 Replies to “Breaking: US Capitol Evacuated”

  1. Lol a parachute plane from Edwards. They probably assumed it was bunnies coming for Biden

    1. I’d pay real money to see a bunch of Easter Bunny commandoes explode from that plane and kidnap Biden.

    2. Just as bad…

      UPDATE Police say ‘no threat’ at US Capitol after evacuation. Evacuation at the U.S. Capitol caused by U.S. Army team skydiving into stadium for the Washington Nationals.

  2. Everyone needs air defences. Logical extension of the second amendment. My porch extends up ten thousand feet, mister.

  3. As long as we all use the correct pronouns for LGTBQ people, everything will be fine.

  4. During my commute the morning news / talk radio (WMAL) announced, to the DMV (D.C. Maryland, Virginia) that drills of this nature would be taking place today.

  5. Did that fear monger post say that the US Capitol is Vacuous?
    I can’t keep track, what with all the planned famine, and ancillary shite goin’ down.
    Evacuate, please.
    Oh, and you, too, Blackie.
    Maybe that iconic famine that Kate has called for, is ironically on us all.
    See you on the other side, grace willing.

  6. This is the “space” Kamala was speaking of. The space between competency and incompetency.

    I’m simply amazed that someone in Biden’s security detail didn’t order American servicemen shot out of the sky.

  7. Wouldnt “potential” threat have been better? ‘probable’ seems more certain….and if its not actually a threat..showing their incompetence a little more???

    1. So after the shocker of an update…

      It appears they did in fact want to demonstrate their incompetence.

  8. They know they cheated. They know the truth is out. They expect to be arrested en mass. Of course they’re jumpy lol.

    1. Twin Otter – A Canadian Classic. De Havilland produced 844 from 1965 to 1986 and under Boeing from 1986 to 1988 when the Yankees ceased production because Airbus bribed Mulroney to have Air Canada purchase Airbuses. Viking Air has produced at least 141 from 2008 to present. Story continued – Boeing sold the company to Bombardier which got in competition with Boeing. Boeing made unfair trade complaints about Bombardier leading them to sell the aircraft to Airbus. Then the assholes at Boeing thought there was a chance to sell Super Hornets to the RCAF. Idiots! I suspect the Canadian government has already bought the last Boeing it ever will. The aircraft has had 40 fatal crashes.

      1. Now owned by Longview Aviation Asset Management.

        “Longview, through its subsidiaries, holds the Type Certificates for the entire product line of the original De Havilland aircraft company including the Twin Otter program and the DHC-1 through DHC-8, as well as the CANADAIR CL-215, CL-215T, and CL-415 aerial firefighting aircraft, and the Shorts Skyvan, 360, 330 and Sherpa family of aircraft. Longview operates manufacturing and aircraft service support in locations across Canada, including Victoria, Calgary and Toronto.”

        https://www.newswire.ca/news-releases/longview-aviation-capital-announces-consolidation-of-companies-under-de-havilland-aircraft-of-canada-limited-and-appoints-brian-chafe-chief-executive-officer-874564961.html

        The fire suppression aircraft are being retrofitted here in Calgary. Also Viking Air, production of the Twin otters. But Alberta needs to be more diversified, right?!

        Would be nice to see some success in industry in Canada, for a change!

  9. A diversion perhaps? Look over here…

    My conspiratorial underwear are showing and may be in a bunch.

  10. This is a process where the totalitarian, dicktatorial minds of the politicians and bureaucrats get the plebeians to get used to this kind of alarms, which thing of course is a soft terrorism.
    Those that don’t know, this was a standard practice in the countries ruled by communists.
    When in boarding school, we were told that this is al a matter of getting accustomed to.
    From then on, the ruling class can impose dicktat and restrictions as it pleases without the proletariat asking any questions.

    Because they know and you don’t, so shut up and trust them.

    Heh …. yeah …. right.

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