Idris Elba Is Too Masculine, Apparently

Readers will doubtless be shocked by the revelation that the middle-aged ladies who buy People magazine, many of whom have children of their own, aren’t overwhelmingly aroused by the kind of skinny young men whose fame is based on playing skinny 17-year-old boys who get seduced by older men in the kind of art-house films loved by Guardian columnists.

The Guardian rates the Hollywood hunks. Things take a strange turn.

4 Replies to “Idris Elba Is Too Masculine, Apparently”

  1. They keep telling me that all of Gay Culture has nothing to do with Pedophilia.*
    Then they make a fetish of the Gay Twink Culture.
    Coincidence, purely coincidental coincidence.

    *Not all gays are pedophiles (most are not), but Professional, Official Gay Advocates steadfastly deny there are any gay (or lesbian) pedophiles, even though we see actual examples every day in the Church and Public Schools.

  2. Elba is a damned good actor,his portrayal of the drug gang 2/ic in “The Wire” was excellent, without the British accent,and his British series,”Luther” was also very well done.

    I wonder if he gives a sh** if a silly fan mag considers him sexy.

  3. Mr Caspar Salmon’s real complaint is that he, or someone who looks like him, was not awarded the title.

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