31 Replies to “No Single Man Could Satisfy All Her Personalities”

  1. If only there were some means to put all these people together, isolated, and watched over by camera to ensure their well-being. People who are interested to personally confirm the well-being could watch on their tv. In order to pay for it, we could allow some advertisers to subtly place some product or references. We could slot this during prime tv periods so as not to disturb anyone’s working day. Perhaps some catchy names to let people know they can help watch over these poor, poor people….maybe something like love island??

    Did I mention all the people on the island would be fat, hairy, and smelly? Other than that, I am sure everyone would care a great deal about them.

    Don’t laugh, what is wrong with you that you wouldn’t want to support these people. VIEWING IS MANDATORY, so is applause, and btw you are scheduled to appear as guest slave next week.

    1. I am fond of referring to San Francisco as the island of misfit toys. A place where all these types congregate in an innnnn – cluuuuuuu – seive … tollllll – er – ant environment. Yes, I know SF is actually a peninsula, however an $8 bridge toll has made it effectively a far-away island to me. Good place for them, I suppose … far from their RED States of origin.

    1. “one in four women is dispensed medication for a mental health condition”

      And half our soldiers, cops, daycare workers, etc. have PTSD. Just another term for batshit crazy. Accountants, lawyers, and teachers are just as loony tunes. If an engineer drinks and beats his wife he’s a criminal. If a fireman does it, he was PTSD. They had very little PTSD in WWI when they called it cowardice and shot them. I suspect a lot of insanity is sociopathic and comes from sparing the rod. People have never been taught how to act properly.

      1. My parents survived WW II and both of them likely had PTSD. For many years, my mother would shudder every time she heard thunder and I don’t think my father ever got over what he had to go through.

        Being bombed, attacked, and occupied by an enemy army tends to do that to people.

        1. Hence it appears so often, as though our culture needs a good old fashioned famine to reset our priorities.

  2. There is a word for men who turn down unwashed, ungroomed women – gay. Women think they are grooming for men but they are really doing it to impress other women unless they are gay – in which case they are not grooming to impress them. Make sense?

  3. 25%? Seems a little lite.
    I don’t know how many women are on anti depressants but I’m thinking it’s more than 1 in 4.
    Somebody should ask family doctors for the number.

  4. Step by Step; the far more Intelligent POTUS #45 has brought out the Iranian Puppet Candidate POTUS (former #44 to use His avuncular trained speaking voice to reach the Snow Flakes generation.
    I remember advice from my single parent raising Children due to my Father’s illness; “always listen to your Wife–(my generation was expected to marry) –; But remember!! Women gather in groups and quickly establish internal group leadership!!

    It is important to ask your Wife sufficient questions to see whose opinion is being followed and is this information for your Family betterment or the personal gain of the Opinion maker?

    As I matured and through a self-education process; my Mother also said you will have to be responsible for gaining your own Knowledge of Life Son. I am doing everything possible to provide shelter and food.

    The self-education process brought forward one element of the biological difference between Female & Male, beyond the obvious progeny related roles. This is the immediate routing of a concern through a Woman’s amygdala portion of Her brain, the processing component of fear and general concern about Her surroundings.

    Mother’s advice was based on personal observation and not due to any awareness of amygdala thought processing.

    The well modulated speaking style of former President Obama and delivery brought me to a Personal awareness of being trained to provide the undercurrent of the speech theme for amygdala processing.

    The limitations of POTUS #44 in making necessary and timely decisions; — the heightened awareness of His oratory skills, both congenital and trained,– the general self-congratulatory mien, became the reason for His existance within POTUS #44’s Administration.

    The handing over of the Presidency to POTUS #45 did Not go as POTUS #44’s Advisory Cadre planned. The many schemes of the Cadre became problematic when the Ultimate control was Not under the Cadre’s control.

    The fear of {}- being found-out -{} is the prime focus of the POTUS #44’s former Administration including all depth(s) of political appointments during the eight year POTUS #44 presidency.

    Now it appears there is awareness by POTUS #44; His legacy is based on a skill, which rarely lasts beyond the processing of amygdalla dominated themes. His major contributing ability must be brought out to cover the next stage of the scheme to provide CYA for the Hillary – Residue.

    After the next couple of Months POTUS #44 will be able to return to the Cocktail Circuit of promoting His legacy and finding Ghosting personnel for NETFLIX and/or Book promotions.

  5. So if I went out on a date with someone like that, would I be expected to pay for all her personalities?

  6. Every time that guy does his “look how noble I am” routine during a speech, I hope that something heavy falls on him and snaps him out of it. Rather pathetic to find that degree of narcissism in a person of such meagre accomplishments. Destroying Syria and Libya would hardly justify even modest self-esteem, let alone a self-directed cult of personality. Yet idiots like Colbert (I failed to move to the set quickly enough last night to terminate his offensive anti-Trump tirade) literally continue to grovel at his feet as if he were a reincarnation of a notable Pharoah.

    Some people said Obama was “the” anti-christ, probably he is better described as being full of the spirit of anti-christ, and there are millions programmed to be as much like him as they can possibly be, in their smaller realms. You’ve probably met a few, Canada is overrun with self-worshipping lefties who just can’t quite understand why we conservatives don’t give up and allow them to program our brains like they do for their unfortunate children.

  7. One of Kate’s sayings is, “if women ran the world” well If women were the most intelligent, and stable of the species, they would have dominated the world long ago. The reality is while women have shown to not be the ideal leaders at times, men can at times do it much worse. The world was not built by one gender, and cannot survive with just one gender. It’s a symbiotic relationship. If you really think that one day raising same gender children in birthing husks will be a glorious step into the future, you may be surprised when the species decides to self terminate. Love cannot be dispensed from a machine. Compassion cannot be bought, and resilience cannot be developed without contest. If you think one side has all the problems, you may be the problem yourself.

    Make the world a better place, don’t stereotype, and show more love than you have in the past.

    p.s. but don’t forget to smite your enemies if they threaten your loved ones.

    1. “We came, we saw, he died” … SHE cackled. As any woman who has ever had a woman boss understands … women can be ruthless. Merciless. Bloodthirsty, and given to retribution.

        1. Now, now … let’s not go all misogynistic on the gals. I LOVE women … especially all their soft bits.

  8. “empowered feminists” The N.B Professor (Fired) noted that all the Feminist’s in the University planned to find positions in Teaching or Politics… That should scare the Hell out of all Parents .. A future of clones as crazy as shit house Rats

  9. When I was a colt and was starting to date my old mom sat me down and gave me this advice. She said,”trapper women are devious. ”
    I didnt have a clue what she was telling me. I thought they all smelled nice looked good and were sweet. I got my lock picked pretty good before I came to understand the wisdom of her advice.
    Today if I relate her thoughts to women they recoil at the suggestion. She is a traitor to the cause I guess.
    I now have 3 teenage grandsons. When they’re hanging out with Papa they get a narrative they haven’t yet encountered in their world.
    Don’t get me wrong I love women. I know we each play a role in life. The role is complimentary not adversarial.

    1. I’ve been married (mostly) happily for 35 years. However, speaking of having locks picked … I had a “starter” wife. Until she, without any prior hint, or suggestion, or “sign” … cleaned out our apartment of EVERYTHING while I was at work. Imagine coming home from a hard days work, opening the door and seeing … nothing. Not a plate, dish, stick of furniture, or picture on the wall. Nothing but your clothes and your 10-speed bike. No note. No Tweet, or email (pre-internet days). Nothing. First thing I did was to phone the police. They laughed at me … saying thieves aren’t … quite … so … thorough. Only then, did I realize what a HORROR of a mistake I made. Lapse of judgement. Failure to detect any sign, or hint of her underlying mental illness. Not only did she bail on me … but even changed her name to some weird amalgam of new-agery nonsense. Mahalia something or other. As it turned out … she was a fantastic little bedroom minx … and nothing else. Nothing. Empty. Devoid of the “deep” soul she presented. Ouch. ouch. Ouch. Lesson learned.

      About a year later my only brother died at age 28 from a rare, virulent, form of cancer. No … I was not very pleased with God’s VERY unfunny Book of Job on me. I can not honestly say which hurt worse … losing my brother … or losing my “life partner”? Both put the most hollow gutted HURT on me I’ve ever felt.

      But just as I’ve never “hated” my parents for being a couple of horribly flawed people, nor did I blame “all women” as being hollow, shallow, demons. As the last Knight Templar in the Indiana Jones series quipped … “you have chosen … poorly” … when I picked-up that sexy-looking chalice and drank deeply from its golden rim. And it almost turned me to dust. Thankfully, I found a more humbly-constructed “carpenters cup” … and it’s healing waters reversed the damage.

      And yes, I actually HAVE thought about writing an autobiography. But then, I stop and think that nothing I’ve experienced is really noteworthy. We ALL have our crosses to bear, winters to endure, and difficulties to navigate. Nobody gets out of this life alive … and very few unscathed.

  10. sanity is a human spectrum. And some people just never inherited “normal” sanity, so we call them insane:-)))

  11. My wife of 54 years is 98 % gem, while I often am a lump of coal.

    Anyways, she worked for various male and female bosses over a 32 year period and her conclusion is that female bosses were much more difficult to work for and often were bitches. Apologies to female dogs extended.

    1. My ex-dentist started out in nursing. She told me one day that the reason she quit and went into dentistry was because she saw how women behaved towards each other and it wasn’t like you-know-who’s hug emoji e-mails.

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