“Don’t get cut down and turned into sign board”.

13 Replies to ““Don’t get cut down and turned into sign board”.”

1. No Braggin.
   Unless you are near Bragg Creek.

2. Interpretive Forest…
   Stand and wait..soon the atmospheres concentration of CO2 will rise..
   Rise to satisfy the lusts of trees.
   Freeing them from their root bound hibernation..
   So that trees may roam once again.
   Crushing all those useless tree worshipers, who are to stupid to operate a chainsaw.
   Figure we need some creative writers to spread the meme.
   That trees will become travellers when the level of (CO2) air born plant food rises to an unspecified level.
   Going forth as Tolkien described, to destroy the works of men.
   Sadly our addled comrades will buy it, fits right in with the unicorn fences.

3. “Let kids climb you, (like mine for example) without helmets, and once some years ago, putting Mackenzie in an 18 litre bucket and pulling her up to the top. Just to say they did it.
   🙂

4. Yes let’s be clear, the tree can offer no useful advice, but I have some.
   ” next time you have a puerile fantasy to assign human qualities to an inanimate object like a tree, keep it to yourself lest others start to wonder if you’ve gone quite mad’

5. The most beautiful thing about a tree is what you do with it when you cut it down!

6. Somehow I’m reminded of this tear jerking video.
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_JPcBwYGmo

7. I’m reminded of Ogden Nash’s Song of the Open Road:
   https://www.poemhunter.com/poem/song-of-the-open-road/

8. They’ll be doing the same thing in a few days time but for you-know-who, who’s acting like a sap about the election last year.

9. Why all the tree hate? Very very disappointing 🙁

10. Observed on a bumper sticker:
    EARTH FIRST
    WE’LL LOG THE OTHER PLANETS LATER

11. Perhaps my post was too subtle.

12. Also, never show that you are board.
    Or trunk in public.

13. It is good to get wood in the morning.